Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. One Two

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    What kind of pants did you rent?
     
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  2. Jigga

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    I had shorts on thank you very much
     
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  3. One Two

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    I’m surprised Applebees allowed you to be seated
     
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  4. CF3234

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  5. ned's head

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    Wife made the kids 4 hot dogs last week. They come in 2 sealed packs of 4. Instead of throwing away that empty pack, she put it with the sealed, ensuring that hot dog juice would spill on the next unfortunate being to grab it.

    Got fucking booby trapped
     
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  6. devine

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    Yikes, not using the leftover hot dog juice as a condiment on the cooked dogs is embarrassing
     
  7. ned's head

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    I know you are a bit of a celebrity amongst the BBQ contingent here, but that won't stop me from being impressed every time I witness your magic
     
  8. Simon Templar

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    Have you tried cooking your spaghetti noodles in hot dog water? Paired with a nice bolognese I don’t know if it could be topped.
     
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  9. Chipper>Jeter

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    For some reason my wife thought it would be a good idea to load her credit card into my 15 year olds iPhone and not monitor it. Fortunately I get alerts and was able to stop it at 10 charges to uber for delivery of all kinds of food and bullshit from Target.
     
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  10. Lip

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    food just for the kid or were you treating all of their friends too?
     
  11. Chipper>Jeter

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    It was $500 worth of charges so guessing not just for him
     
  12. Lip

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    very generous!
     
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  13. NP13

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    nice touch blaming the Target charge on the kid
     
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  14. Name P. Redacted

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    At least it wasn’t fortnight skins
     
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  15. Killy Me Please

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  16. theseasonisover

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    Hearing “V-Bucks” shouted from my youngest kids room puts me in a primal spot where I’m sure I could beat up, not one, but two (2!) urban coyotes.
     
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  17. WhiskeyDelta

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    Naivete of your wife aside I'd expect a 15 year old to know that ordering $500 of stuff without prior approval probably isn't going to fly.
     
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  18. El Tiburon

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    It’s Fortnite, bub. Get it right!
     
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  19. Chipper>Jeter

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    Right. However she can’t plead ignorance because she made the same mistake with my oldest a few years ago.
     
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