And it obv couldn't wait til we were sitting down. Had to answer her. She needed to know immediately. "Google it" "omg I'm just asking. Why is it so hard to say you don't know. It's not that big of a deal"
It’s not that I don’t know it’s that you think I’m fucking google. Signed, Lives with three women. Also a huge fan of https://gprivate.com/6asv0
Wife just text me she took a big swig out of the quarter filled Coke bottle that I’d been putting my discarded Zyn pouches in for a week. Not sure if her not seeing all the tiny little floating pouches or taking a swig of week old Coke willingly is dumber
When I was in high school we got high and were playing video games. I took a drink of what I thought was my mountain dew, but it was a mountain dew bottle my friend was spitting his dip in. Scarred me
We always knew we were in for some shit at the movie theater when someone asked for an empty cup. Those dickheads left it behind 75% of the time
I’m not just throwing them out the window. No different than a cigarette butt to throw out. There were just a few in there from if I have them in and wanted to spit them out while I was driving.
you never said it was in your car, i thought it was your house. still gross by all parties involved. i went to a baseball game with a buddy of mine earlier this year, left his dr. pepper in hot truck for like 4+ hours. started drinking that shit when we got back, made me want to gag
Yeah it was in the cup holder in the car. I’m still confused as my water bottle from work was in the other cup holder and she’s the one who left the Coke in the car in the first place. She knew it was a week old or forgot and thought it was mine. She said she doesn’t know why she did it.
I walk into the living room and my wife is with our 2.5 year old coloring with markers. I asked if those were real markers and it turns out they are. I told her that giving our kid markers seems like an absolutely terrible idea, but she assured me that the markers will only be out when she's using them with our daughter. Fast forward about 15 minutes later I don't see how this can go wrong
In Belgium this weekend visiting one of my wife’s roller derby friends (Megan) We’re staying in Brussels and my wife and I caught a ride with Megan to see one of their other friends play in Antwerp, then Megan was meant to drop me off at the hotel and she and my wife were going to go to Megan’s team’s practice whilst I went and did some museum stuff, then my wife was going to meet me for dinner. Well turns out the game ran long so now I’m in the back of the car of some Belgian guy Megan knows who’s going to drop me vaguely near the hotel on his own way back home so Megan and my wife can go straight to practice. And also all the museums are now closed cuz it’s after 5. And also practice goes to 8pm we just found out so our dinner plans are fucked now too. Basically I’m going to get moderately drunk in a hotel room my myself, so honestly not a bad vacation evening.
Why not just go to a bar? There are thousands in Brussels and it’s really easy to get around the city.
TBH it’s because I find bars socially taxing. I’m an introvert so talking to randos is incredibly draining for me, so if I’m drinking I prefer to do it with someone I know or by myself and on home turf. And my social meter is taxed out after two days of hanging with my wife’s various friends.
Fair enough. If you get bored, go walk around the Grand Place and/or Ixelles. You can see where the Communist Manifesto was written.
The wife and I are traveling to Costa Rica today and when we arrived at our gate in PDX she excused herself to go use the restroom. She then proceeds to walk right into the men’s room. As she’s checking herself in the mirror she notices the urinals behind her and her initial reaction is “wow, Portland is so progressive to have urinals in the women’s bathroom”. It then occurred to her that she was in the men’s room. I will never let her forget it.
We’re at dinner tonight My son “do you know what today is?” Me yep. Star Wars day. Wife “ Yeah May the 5th”
“We’ve been spending a lot lately (accurate). We need to cut back.” 2 minutes go by… “At the end of June (older daughter) has two dance competitions in Orlando and we’re going to need a hotel for a total of 9 nights”. cool, cool.
In fairness to her, Star Wars day isn’t a real thing. It’s a meme that began ten years ago and it’s stupid