No one loved fucking more than that guy, and for that, he has my respect. Remember when he got himself kidnapped?
You should see some of the stuff people flush on airplanes. It's like they think there's a full sewage system on these pressurized soda cans we launch into the sky.
I’m m heading out the door this morning and my wife has the day off. She stops me and says… Her: do you mind taking my car today and dropping it off at the shop for inspection Me: sure get in the car and immediately get an alert about no gas and have a max range of 5 miles. Closest gas station is 13 miles away. no, this is not a repost. This happens way too frequently.
Really hoping to go there next time we trek out to Hawaii. Unfortunately, we're only ever going out there to visit my wife's family that are split between Oahu and the big island, so scheduling/budgeting for a 3rd island is probably not going to be in the cards unless one of the local family members insists on gathering there.
One of my friend's wives ended up making him miss his flight because his fiance went back to grab an outfit (for Coachella so it makes a little more sense) from the house before they took off. That's gotta be a fun one to discuss on the plane.
Yeah I was like 50/50 between poorly constructed post and completely accurate post as is, given the poster.
I had to stay behind and catch a flight the next day with our luggage because my wife insisted on eating at her fav restaurant before we returned home. My ~2 year old kid screamed bloody murder through the security line because I wasn’t there. I was in the wrong though because I didn’t make it clear how close we were on time. I just got to spend another night with GoodForAnother tho
I was in Orlando for work with one of my former partners (a vegan) and she insisted that we eat at some vegan restaurant in Winter Park before we left. We had like two and a half hours, and lunch took nearly two. I got to the gate as they were closing it. She had to check her bag for a two day business trip, so she missed the flight.
I went to college with a guy who got a handy but insisted on wearing a condom during it. I don't think he ever mentioned his sex life to us again after the roasting he got. He's also fairly religious so who knows what the thought process was.
My Mormon roommate freshman year believed it was totally fine to have sex as long as he kept his boxers on and only pulled his dock (no balls very adamant about this) through the hole up front.
It was a client, wife and fiance. I don't know the exact amount of time but it was around 3-5 hours they got delayed because there were literally no planes that were available. Coachella shuts down the airport apparently.
I'll be honest, I couldn't find a perfect diagram for the situation. That was the best they had. It's a female fiance, fwiw.