Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    Sis and her husband just joined Timaquanna (social) membership. They told her they have done away with Jr and its now just a flat 75K to join for full golf membership.
     
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  2. Jigga

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    Member we played with today told me a story that a member recently made a hole in one. She tried to give the caddie $50k. The club said you can’t do that so she instead gave everyone that works outside at the club $1,000 each and everyone inside $600 each
     
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  3. portlandspartan

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    I guess billionaires do pay taxes after all
     
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  4. scarlet_tacos

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    Why can't she do that?
     
  5. Emma

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  6. 1

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    She could if she really wanted to, obviously. It's just if you're gonna ask the club/GM they've gotta say that otherwise they're gonna have all sorts of problems with literally every other employee who didn't get 50K for doing their job just as well that day. Many clubs pool their tips. Sometimes it's pool'ed within department to department and sometimes it's pool'ed as a whole among all the hourly workers.
     
  7. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'd take the 50 and quit
     
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  8. undrtow

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  9. undrtow

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    Raise your hand if this kid has better action than you *raises hand*

     
  10. hudson

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    Everyone has a better swing than me.
     
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  11. DollarBillHokie

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    In case it matters to you, Medinah #3 (the course hosting majors) isn’t open yet and when it does they won’t be allowing guests for a year. You will be playing either #1 (Doak) or #2 (shorter course primarily used by kids and women).
     
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  12. ZeroPointZero

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    that YouTube PGA qualifier is premiering right now:

     
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  13. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    George Bryan has such a punchable face.
     
  14. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    Micah Morris...get ready to learn Chinese Long Drive buddy
     
  15. Gaknight

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    Isn’t this the dude that thinks he can make the tour? I could beat him
     
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  16. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    Watts from Alabama is so good.
     
  17. Nole0515

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    I'm sorry but why is Fat Perez in this. He might die having to walk 2 days in a row and doesnt have the distance off the tee.
     
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  18. vander02

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    He at least beat Micah, who somehow thought he could be a pro ha

    Just for YouTube hype, BDS is like number 3 in the states in YT so FP is a big get for potential eyeballs.
     
  19. Nole0515

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    I'm assuming Dalke wasnt asked to participate?
     
  20. pez

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    I would also assume he’s pretty self aware and knows he has no business being there but he sure as shit isn’t turning it down either
     
  21. pez

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    And if you really want to get mad at someone being there, get mad at f’ing Dan Rapaport being there
     
  22. Gaknight

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    Funny these I’m a 2 handicap dudes are definitely not.
     
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  23. Goose

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    I don’t really follow any of this stuff. Why is Dan Rapaport so hated?

    I follow Robby Berger on instagram because I think he’s funny but know nothing about his show unless it’s mentioned in one of his posts. Am aware Fat Perez is his guy
     
  24. pez

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    Rapaport turned a weird stalkish friendship with Matt Fitzpatrick into being a golf “journalist” and is now part of Barstool. He’s also just a super weirdo in interviews and on Twitter
     
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  25. CUAngler

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    I don’t know how Dan does it but his tweets are just always awkward and weird.
     
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  26. London Humphreys

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    No laying up is what it is but the production value of tourist sauce is awesome. Their drones are the best drones.
     
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  27. g8r

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    Hope I didn’t mess up but I just bought some new pxg irons. Tried Titleist, ping i530, TaylorMade p790 and a few others.
     
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  28. Joe Withabee

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  29. Gaknight

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    PGA should be giving Jordan and JT’s money to Scottie
     
  30. bertwing

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    Scottie’s going to keep winning $3 million every weekend, better just throw a few million a year at the other peasants
     
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  31. Sportfan

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    A 2 at your home track with no pressure ain’t the same as in a tournament setting on a place you’ve seen once. I was carrying a +3 (look at me!) and would play well in state am events and shoot like 73-74.

    Someone who is a 2 probably averages 76 on a course they know like the back of their hand. You toss them on a new course, sprinkle a little pressure on and I bet that 2 shoots 80 more often than 74.
     
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  32. NineteenNine

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    Throwing $100 million at Tiger just cause is pretty fucking stupid.
     
  33. FourClover01

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    We all know shooting scores with your boys on a weekend from 6300 yards is a lot different than a tournament setting, longer distances, faster greens, tougher pins and much more pressure.

    2 cap means you shoot 74-75, 25% of the time you play. 2 caps are probably on average shooting high 70s or low 80s on any given day.

    These fringe pros are probably between +3 to +6 handicappers. Massive difference between a 2 cap and +4 cap and it will show in this type of golf setting.
     
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  34. Nole0515

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    Cant believe George didnt just go for the center of the green instead of it going in the drink
     
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  35. poor paul

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    His layup was the bigger issue. Left himself a bad 3rd. Either way, terrible 6 and I was hoping both Bryan Bros would get a start there in SC.
     
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  36. poor paul

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    Garrett was asked to do it and tried to give his spot to Dalke because he told Myrtle Beach he wasn’t good enough to play a PGA Tour event and they passed.
     
  37. Tommy Callahan

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    Member guest type event this weekend in Montgomery. Liver is dreading it brain is pumped
     
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  38. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Played Gump CC Tuesday and had a blast. Fun course in great condition
     
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  39. b7

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    1st full week of my knee feeling good following surgery. Starting to get the itch to play again.
     
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  40. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    In the words of bros everywhere....

    Let's go!!!!!!!
     
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  41. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    My member guest starts next Thursday. Have only played twice this year and hit balls yesterday for the first time in two months. Pray for me.
     
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  42. pez

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    Some guy at Korn Ferry event is -13 through 17. Par 71
     
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  43. ohhaithur

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    The guy who shot 61 will be either two or three back lol
     
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  44. pez

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    maybe even 4, 18 is a par 5
     
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  45. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    Played at bama and had to transfer due to partying.
     
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  46. pez

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    as in he was too Baptist and offended by all the partying? Because surely you can’t party too much for Bama
     
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  47. stric006

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    As in he drank so much he became a shit golfer and needed a new environment
     
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  48. London Humphreys

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    Damn. He parred the 18th. Still a 58 though.
     
  49. pez

    pez Competent
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  50. tigr2ndbase

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    We got our member guest flight info today for next weeks tournament. I’m in a tough flight and the second to lowest HCP in our flight so I won’t be getting any strokes. Hate that my club takes the lowest HCP of the year to use bc I’m not playing anywhere near that right now. Going to be fun though. Always a great event.
     
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