2024 NFL Draft Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Apr 29, 2023.

  1. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    sr standing outside other teams offices silently cleaning a gun
     
  2. Saul Shabazz

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    some day the right person is gonna get jammed up or have a terminal illness and we're gonna get the whole Murda Marv saga and it's gonna be fuckin incredible

    I just hope Im alive
     
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  3. MtOread

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    The Athletic seems to have posted 7 round mocks for all 32 teams FYI. Nate Taylor's for the Chiefs has them trading up to 22 for Brian Thomas, which I would love but don't think will happen.
     
  4. zeberdee

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    how much could they be making off from this shit?
     
  5. Lip

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    I’m guessing more than the rest of us get to shitpost anonymously all day
     
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  6. MtOread

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    I've wondered this as well, I feel like there's an opportunity for someone to write a good profile of these accounts, because they've become much more prevalent in the last couple years.
     
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  7. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Some of us value nonmonetary benefits.
     
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  8. TTgator91

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    Watching 2001 draft on youtube gotdam Koren Robinson Wolfpack
     
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  9. Vito Corleone

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    They don't make DTs like they did back in that draft
     
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  10. TTgator91

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    Your boy Hutchinson just got picked.
     
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  11. TTgator91

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  12. Hank Scorpio

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  13. TTgator91

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    96 draft time RIP Terry Glenn. Lawrence Phillips draft
     
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  14. TTgator91

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    Yall remember the Simeon Rice Halloween cards, Bruce Armstrong had one too.
     
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  15. TTgator91

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    Keyshawn went from the YA camp to juco to #1 pick. That's not happening in 2024. Crazy ass story
     
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  16. Bert Handsome

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    On the second part of wanting to end up with more picks... If sincere that sounds like not loving the value at 25 if that is the early stage of a tier of similar players
     
  17. TTgator91

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    Some teams wanted Phillips to donate 100k off his first contract to women charities for abuse Damn
     
  18. TTgator91

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    Ron Franklin as a draft analyst watching goat shit
     
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  19. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Really enjoying this live blog of a YouTube video of a 23 year old ESPN broadcast
     
  20. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    im all the way in on it if he throws in some old Berman nicknames
     
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    Its honestly a top 3 yearly tradition on this website.

    There are dozens of notable twitter accounts that solely put out draft content. Go be frree Bankz, let the internet at large know how much you know about this. Take your place among the internet draftnicks out there. All you need to do is make some dumb ass charts that take one stat out of context and caption with "Player X may go overlooked in this year's draft, but any team with INTELLIGENCE will take him ahead of day 3 because his Pass Block Success rate on 1st down divided by dress pants inseam is 3x that of former all Pro Player B"
     
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  22. soulfly

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    Hey fuck you that’s MY boy.
     
  23. Charles DeMar

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    Big, if true

     
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  25. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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  26. Charles DeMar

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  27. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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    27 catches for 365 yards as a senior and ran a 4.84 lol
     
  28. Vito Corleone

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    Tagliabue was so much better and cooler
     
  29. zeberdee

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  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    honestly NFL should release a list for every team, this is quite helpful

     
  31. TC

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    This Duke QB's washed. Give us a UNC one
     
  32. Josey Wales

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    Disruptive interior DL < a TE with those numbers (unsure how he compared to peers)

    I can’t think of a single era football where this would make sense
     
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  33. Saul Shabazz

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    been confirmed many times that sapp being a pos is what caused him to be passed over

    guy would've ended up at Bethune Cookman or some shit had he played in this era
     
  34. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Terry Glenn never knew his father and his mother was murdered when he was 13. He moved in with his HS football coach at 15.

    He was a local Columbus kid and walked on at Ohio State, eventually earned a scholarship, and won the Biletnikoff in 1995.

    When Glenn got paid his NFL first round money, one of the first things he did was make a big donation to the Columbus Coats for Kids organization.

    He said he relied on the charity when he was a kid and wanted to make sure they bought nicer coats so that the kids who wore them wouldn’t get made fun of like he did.
     
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  35. CF3234

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    this some pure sicko shit to rewatch old drafts.
     
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  36. CF3234

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    This is the most helpful thing I have ever seen when it comes to the draft.
     
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  37. Saul Shabazz

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    by now everybody should know that the 1st 10-15 picks will take at least 180 minutes
     
  38. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    What time is the 14th pick at? Asking for a friend
     
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  39. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    The league (allegedly) yelled at the Lions two straight years when they drafted Sewell and Hutchinson for not waiting long enough to pick. They want this stuff to drag on.
     
  40. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    There was also the rumor of drug usage iirc.
     
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  41. seanofthedead86

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    The draft was a lot more fun to watch when it was on Saturday and Sunday.
     
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  42. zeberdee

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    Brady was also drafted largely for his blocking ability. (doesn’t really make the pick any better)
     
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  43. Saul Shabazz

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    drugs, fights (men and women), half of miami's roster hated his ass etc.

    guy was arguably best defensive player in the draft, without even just 1 of his issues he probably goes top 5

    that Bucs defense was so filthy though
     
  44. CF3234

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    Going back to old drafts and seeing blocking FBs taken in the first round is quite insane.
    well yeah, but having a decent idea when your exact team will pick is super helpful. Especially when there are people who will be watching their team in the NBA/NHL playoffs happening at the exact same time.
     
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  45. TC

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    So much easier to just not have a first round pick. I’m glad I won’t be up late
     
  46. Lip

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    Tom?
     
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  47. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    yeah, I hate splitting off the first round. Obviously there is a chance for a big move and trades, but it takes way too long to unfold.
     
  48. MG2

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    What's the story on Jermaine Burton? He seems really underrated to me but I've watched some YouTube stuff where it's suggested he's got some baggage that is going to lead to him being a potential day 3 guy. Is it just all the different schools he played for? Or some other attitude/behavior stuff that isn't as well known?
     
  49. MtOread

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    Absolutely. I did not properly pace my drinking when I attended the first night of last year’s draft in Kansas City. I’ll be on the couch this year and may take a 30 min snooze around pick 15 or 16.
     
  50. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :airquote:cerebral:airquote:player iirc