Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Gaknight

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    Some might say that they are in a earlier time zone by a few hours
     
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  2. Gallant Knight

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    This skins guy might shoot 90
     
  3. fattmante

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    Gonna be some WDs after today’s delay but still some stellar groups here
     
  4. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    Played Cabot Citrus this weekend. Played everything that is open. This place is going to be amazing.
     
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  5. DuffandMuff

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    Hater
     
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  6. pez

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    Niemann now invited to PGA Champ yet he still be whining tomorrow
     
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  7. Bert Handsome

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  8. steamengine

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    All I see is Tim Ferris and Shotgun Start/Fried Egg
     
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  9. phunkybuck

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    Huberman lab is a health and science podcast with a neuroscientist from Stanford or something. Don’t believe it’s kook science but someone may know more than me
     
  10. CoastalOrange

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    Moana and Encanto soundtracks as well.
     
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  11. Bert Handsome

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    I was mainly referring to idiot golf podcasts and Disney soundtracks.
     
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  12. steamengine

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    They’re the no alcohol people I believe
     
  13. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Dagger. lol
     
  14. ZeroPointZero

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  15. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    Jay continuing to fall upwards. Also JT is a bitch.

    :shrug:
     
  16. poor paul

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    Full Swing season 2 is WAY better than season 1.
     
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  17. bertwing

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    Arthur Blank?

    Put a fork in the PGA tour it’s cooked
     
  18. Bert Handsome

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    Full Swing would be so much better with Porath or Soly rather than Rappaport
     
  19. fish

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    Haven't watched season 2 yet but wouldn't those guys be too "inside" in terms of the goal of bringing in newbies to the game?
     
  20. Bert Handsome

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    I think the Netflix aspect brings enough exposure without putting on someone that never said anything interesting in their entire life.

    Porath has the SB Nation thing going where guys in other niche corners (Bunkie Perkins, Spencer Hall, Grant Brisbee, ect) draw towards him and his personality would work in that setting.
     
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  21. Volholic16

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    I could get on board with that.
     
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  22. Upton^2

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    Rappaport is so irritating
     
  23. Bert Handsome

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    I generally can't stand people that always act like whatever they are saying is very compelling but it never is. "If I just talk really slowly with emphasis it will sound compelling and interesting even though it is neither"

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    Rappaport
     
  24. teel

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    Not sure we should trust your view of what’s interesting when you prefer your golf personalities to be fantasizing about Taylor Swift dating Viktor Hovland
     
  25. Sportfan

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    Bay Hill is such a good course, just tons of interesting/exciting holes.
     
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  26. CUAngler

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    Dan is just an awkward weirdo. He’s incapable of any high level thoughts or analysis. Just an odd dude.
     
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  27. Bert Handsome

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    Good one stoolie
     
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  28. Upton^2

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    Fleetwood’s round is absurd. A 10 on the 6th, 45 on the front. Eagle on the 12th
     
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  29. steamengine

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    Jay Monahan is either the most ruthless deal maker behind closed doors alive or he has receipts on people because I really don’t see the appeal.
     
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  30. Bert Handsome

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    I mean, just come out and say it - that you like Rappaport and Riggs
     
  31. CTownND

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    Maybe already covered, but man 69 player fields where T60 and ties make the cut is about as silly as it gets

    Get the field up to 90-100 and still claim its "elevated" or just shrink it to 60 and have no cut. I'm sure the 9 guys who get cut are going to be furious too, just don't know the thought process there
     
  32. ZeroPointZero

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  33. DuffandMuff

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    Hey there’s nothing wrong with an 88!
     
  34. ZeroPointZero

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    maybe he and Trent can do a tandem Breaking 80 series one day
     
  35. Gaknight

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    Did Scottie learn his new putter? Uh oh
     
  36. Gaknight

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    That barstool Trent guy wishes
     
  37. Gaknight

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    Is Goose ok with this leaderboard?
     
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  38. Goose

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    Yes I am. Thank you for your concern
     
  39. Gaknight

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    Just wanted to make sure. Watching some real good golf the last few hours as I sit on this airplane.
     
  40. Goose

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    Don't blow your load champ we still have The Players ahead of us next weekend!
     
  41. Gaknight

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  42. Upton^2

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    7 holes! Love it
     
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  43. visa

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    Definitely prefer the greenside Smylie chats to the walk-and-talks.

     
  44. ohhaithur

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    that's an inch away from being a three-putt. That thing had some speed
     
  45. fish

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    I'm watching earlier coverage on DVR, they're showing Zalatoris. The wife walks through the living room and says he looks like a young Roger Sterling (we're in the middle of a Mad Men rewatch). I see it.
     
  46. Gaknight

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    The point is he is trying a new putter. If he can use a mallet putter better than his old one the tour is in trouble. Like when happy go the hockey stick putter
     
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  47. Upton^2

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    Jake Knapp with a 12 on the 6th hole today. Some crazy numbers on that hole this week
     
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  48. Gaknight

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    Rory got Scottie’s old putter
     
  49. pez

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    I feel that OB shot the most
     
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