Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm playing LACC North today. It's going to be a fucking bloodbath.
     
  2. Sportfan

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    Zero footage of the Knapp 12 somehow? I was watching live and all of a sudden he was putting for 12. Wasn’t like there were a lot of groups on the course or anything.
     
  3. Gaknight

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    The first thing they showed was 8 in the rough and I was like what the hell
     
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  4. Sportfan

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    Jesus Rory, insane shit.

    But everything besides driver..WOOF
     
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  5. fish

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    Bay Hill gonna be feisty today.
     
  6. Gaknight

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    lol at Spieth today
     
  7. Sportfan

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    Willy Z LFGGGGGGG
     
  8. steamengine

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    Harris English having some troubles
     
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  9. Sportfan

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    I would like to say he shot 30 right after I posted this. Dude might be in the 2nd to last group tomorrow at this rate.
     
  10. CUAngler

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    Leaderboard is starting to buck a little bit
     
  11. CUAngler

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    Flushers everywhere
     
  12. jplaYa

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    Clark didn’t improve his lie. It looked like he made it worse but man you can’t say it didn’t move nor can you say it totally came back or returned to its original spot. Feel like the rule has changed though
     
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  13. fish

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    Nice recovery, Hideki.
     
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  14. jplaYa

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  15. Gaknight

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    He may go on a historic run if he is even tour average at putting
     
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  16. Gaknight

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    How about the last 72 holes?
     
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  17. visa

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    How did you fare? Happy birthday!
     
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  18. poor paul

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    what looked like one of the most exciting Sundays in a while ends up a runaway. womp womp.
     
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  19. jplaYa

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    Yeah it was fun watching Scottie being surgical though. Felt like the first course in a while that separated the wheat from the chaff.
     
  20. fish

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    Riviera wasn't long ago.
     
  21. jplaYa

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    Ehhh there were like 8 guys in double figures. Bay Hill conditions and the rough just made it a different animal for the weekend
     
  22. Bert Handsome

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    If Donald wants the job he should get it imo.

    Before they always wanted a major winner in the chair and that bench is pretty thin right now. Next best measure is a guy that got to #1 in the world during the Tiger era.

    He has a good voice and he knows golf. Ogilve is my #1 on my wishlist but if that were ever going to happen there would be movement by now and that hasn't happened.
     
  23. ZeroPointZero

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  24. undrtow

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    Sounds like Kisner is getting it
     
  25. ZeroPointZero

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  26. Gaknight

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    Glad full swing confirmed Zach Johnson picked his buddies and should never be involved in the Ryder Cup again.
     
  27. CTownND

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    Skipped the rest of the season and just watched the two episodes with the Ryder Cup picks last night, that was so embarrassing

    When they're all eating breakfast together before the Open, its clear who he's going to pick. With Keegan winning Travelers and JT missing the playoffs, the scenario needed to keep JT home essentially played out but it was clear from the start who he was taking

    The one guy they didn't get into was Sam Burns, they never mentioned him on the show but maybe who should have been left at home for Keegan
     
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  28. Bert Handsome

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    Cam Young would have killed at that course
     
  29. MODEVIL

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    They said on NLU pod that was all reality TV bs and JT was always going. Last pick was between Keegan and Burns.
     
  30. b7

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    At least they had a great team room
     
  31. Gaknight

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    We all knew JT was always going because he is part of the cool kids club and not because he was playing good golf. He was terrible last year and should have kept his ass home.
     
  32. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Zach calling him JTizzle was especially cool. Such dorks, Team Europe was imminently more likable all year, and those episodes only enforced it more
     
  33. jplaYa

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    I just finished Tom Kim and the Fitzpatricks eps last night which were really good. I’m tempted to stop there to keep from being enraged all over again.
     
  34. poor paul

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    maybe but JT sure didn't think so.

     
  35. Bert Handsome

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    Sounds like the Jay press conference went lovely today
     
  36. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    The NLU pod with Dodo Molinari was incredible and shows how much Team Europe put thought and analysis into the picks and making sure each player was comfortable with the team and their playing partner.

    Meanwhile soft brain ZJ just shows his ass left and right.

    sure #playingbetter matters like at Whistling, but there has to be a plan. Looks like ZJ put more though in preparing the Iowa beef steaks than the Ryder Cup.
     
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  37. Upton^2

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    At least he told the guys “it would be fun to win with you guys”. Lombardi type stuff
     
  38. poor paul

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  39. poor paul

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    in his defense he clearly showed he knows how to prepare a steak. hot cast iron, butter baste, finishing salt, that guy did his research if he was gonna cook on camera.
     
  40. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Been to the range twice and played only once with them and man…. the ball effing explodes off the club face. Love the feel of these irons, so far. Also a really solid feel around the greens. Highly recommend trying these out whenever you get a chance
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  41. tigr2ndbase

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    Got hooked up with Suite tickets for the players. Going Thursday and the suite is by 16th green/17th tee box. First time ever going to the players.
     
  42. Gallant Knight

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    Tee gift for member guest is $250 credit to Peter millar store. Mi gusta.
     
  43. DuffandMuff

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    Shot 43-52 at my local muni’s south course yesterday.

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  44. ZeroPointZero

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  45. Paddy Murphy

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    The Stadium Course is dope.
     
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  46. killrbee7

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    Walk the course before it gets crowded and you go to the suite life. It’s gorgeous.
     
  47. tigr2ndbase

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  48. Bert Handsome

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    The Players is doing it's best 3M impersonation this week by the looks of it
     
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  49. Tommy Callahan

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    Nm
     
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  50. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Rory going bonkers.
     
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