Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

In on the Match tonight. Rory, Max, and Rose are all really likable. Never seen Lexi’s personality much but she can really move it.

 

Appreciate the heads up. I head no idea this was even happening.

 

First time playing a public course and first time bringing in the women make it a must watch for me.

 

Lighthearted golf? Pretty sure we got that with Soly’s tournament play last week.

 

Max talking in the middle of his back swing love it

 

Whoever idea it was to put dj khaled on the broadcast should be fired.

 

Are they not doing taste of the masters this year?

 

Something enjoyable about watching a pro suffer the existential crisis of searching for a ball you thought you hit well when you don’t have thousands of people there to point it out for you

 

Christina Kim this broadcast...

 

Her coming up really young doesn’t help, but I wouldn’t have guessed Lexi just turned 29. Figured she was 33-36

 

I doubt that very very seriously.

 

First abandoning a system and then complaining about it is so incredibly weak

 

Also, all the good players are going to be there. That just doesn’t include you, Gooch.

 

It's probably cropped and the bold isn't showing up for me but the punchline at the end:

So currently, the Masters field would be without Beau Hossler, Talor Gooch, Christian Bezuidenhout, Rasmus Hojgaard, and Stephen Jaeger.

And with a straight face, Talor Gooch said that it's going to have an asterisk on it.

 

Gooch is also one of the dumbest golfers alive. This is the guy that thought he could just play in LIV events and waltz back to the tour and then cried when his actions had consequences.

 

Jake Knapp grew up at my father in laws club. Around all the time. I’d see him on the range almost every time we were there over the last few years. Incredible.

 

Quite literally all of the worst guys, outside of DJ and Brooks, took their talents to LIV for a boatload of cash. DJ and Brooks have been very transparent about all of it.

There really isn't anyone left on the PGA Tour I truly hate. It is bad for the game of golf in the sense that it's a good thing to have villains to root against. I really don't root against anyone on the Tour now.

 

He has a very mesmerizing swing

 

Gooch pretending his absence necessitates an asterisk is dumber than when he said LIV Portland was equivalent to the Ryder Cup

 

I’m all in on the Gooch dragging. Fuck that guy.

 

so is my dog at times

 

The Masters should let in every LIV player except for Talor

 

Dan Rap whining about the Match and saying he would rather watch YouTube golfers is so on brand for that weirdo dork.

 

Gooch fucked up when he was invited. Always been a dumbass

 

Honestly, he should be barred from ever playing golf again.

 

Another reason Augusta sucks total wang. Self important dickheads

 

Lol

 

I forgot Anthony Kim existed

 

Doesn't he have to pay back his insurance money if he wants to play pro golf again? so that would indicate LIV is paying a very stupid amount for a golfer nobody gives a shit about anymore.

 

He looks rough

 

What happened to that beautiful face of yours?

Crack cocaine and Louisiana

 

I spent the last 15 years hating on Anthony Kim said no one

 

that’s the neck of a 65 year old farmer

 

Norman said Kim is perfect for LIV. And he's right, just not for the reasons he means.

It is extremely unserious, which is completely fine, but let's not act like this is Jordan coming back in '95.