Which animals could you beat in a fight?

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Which animals could you beat in a fight without a weapon?

  1. Elephant

    5.9%
  2. Grizzly Bear

    5.9%
  3. Crocodile

    10.5%
  4. Lion

    5.9%
  5. Gorilla

    5.9%
  6. Wolf

    23.0%
  7. Kangaroo

    20.4%
  8. Chimpanzee

    9.2%
  9. King Cobra

    30.3%
  10. Large Dog

    44.7%
  11. Eagle

    50.7%
  12. Medium Sized dog

    84.9%
  13. Goose

    86.8%
  14. House Cat

    86.8%
  15. Rat

    90.1%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. IHHH

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    Power walking is my new preferred term, I will use this to get out of doing stuff around the house.thanks Owsley
     
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  2. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    I usually walk a mile in ~13 minutes with some pretty gnarly hills involved. It’s a workout for sure.
     
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  3. IHHH

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    Just kidding, I know some people here have back issues(can’t remember if you are part of that crew) but chronic back pain is no joke. I will always laugh at power walk though :)
     
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  4. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    I laugh at power walking, so we’re all good :beerchug:
     
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  5. IHHH

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    have you ever tried Pilates?
     
  6. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    I do some room exercises with my wife, but to be honest, I just enjoy getting out more than anything. Stationary workouts have never been my jam.
     
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  7. IHHH

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    That’s the best way to go about it, I was asking because I will eventually have issues with my back and I should probably start with that type of workout(Pilates) to strengthen my core
     
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  8. IHHH

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    how is it possible to not love Nandor the Relentless
     
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  9. Owsley

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  10. kinghill

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    holy shit that's a fast walk
     
  11. IHHH

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    a power walk
     
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  12. kinghill

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    Yeah I don't know what that is. I've run 26 miles in the 7's but can't relate to a power walk in the 13's
     
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  13. Owsley

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    I typically walk 6 miles in 80ish minutes.
     
  14. IHHH

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    look at that young buck throwing running numbers in a power walking discussion, son you better learn your place before you open that mouth
     
  15. kinghill

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    my apologies

    I could beat a large dog in a fight thought
     
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  16. Owsley

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    My best 10k time when I ran was 7:15 pace. I can’t imagine marathoning at that pace. I was a pretty comfortable 8 minute miler, though.
     
  17. poor paul

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    Wait what, no.
     
  18. IHHH

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    some people are machine, but it’s not always great. I think diversity and balançe is the best way to be healthy
     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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    When I walk my springer spaniel at the park, the pace of the expedition and duration is determined by the good smells (I let him smell stuff), and how hot it is. We do 2.2 miles in 35- 40 mins if it is under 50 degrees. If it is 72 degrees, we go all the way around one day, next 1000 yards and he lays down, then bounds forward on the way back.

    He just likes riding in the car and smelling stuff.
     
  20. IHHH

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    that is what I would do also
     
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  21. Joe Withabee

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    I could definitely beat my Great Dane in a fight, largely because he is a pacifist and would never harm me. Trying to control him when we had a female foster in heat at the house before he was neutered definitely humbled me a bit, though.
     
  22. IHHH

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    are you completely sure
     
  23. Joe Withabee

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    He gets straight up bullied by a 4 lb maltipoo, so I say yes
     
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  24. Joe Withabee

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    He also tried to befriend a couple of cats and got slapped in the face, so he steers clear of them as well.
     
  25. IHHH

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    my guy used to do the same, wanted to be friend with a cat and got slapped so he would always keep away from cats.
     
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  26. IHHH

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    Cats are evil creatures
     
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  27. IHHH

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    Goose how do you feel about all of this?
     
  28. Taffy

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    These Mediterranean MS-13 dogs are all well and good, but have you ever seen a Welsh dog?
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  29. IHHH

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    i was on my way to make a huge deal but after seeing that picture I think I better stay put, it’s too dangerous right now
     
  30. paulski

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    Yeah, I'm not even bothering with those delusional peanuts. They're either being smartasses or they're completely detached from reality.
     
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  31. Shawn Hunter

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    Agreed on Colin
     
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  32. Colin Robinson

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    Thank you! It’s about time everyone on this board realized that.
     
  33. Blu Tang Clan

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    Nah, I’d destroy a bear.
     
  34. Stringer Bell

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    Note to self...never accept a footjob from a Grizzly Bear
     
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  35. BrickTamland

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    Bald eagles are fucking massive.
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  36. GrizzliesDrew

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  37. kinghill

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    I’d destroy a bald eagle
     
  38. Gunners

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    Obviously if it’s close combat a human will win but what if they keep hitting me and flying away quickly. I need to educate myself more on defeating birds.

    Think I can beat a king cobra
     
  39. kinghill

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    I've put at least 2 weeks of my life into studying the art of defeating a bird in a fight
     
  40. beist

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    Keep in mind that birds aren't real. If it flies, it spies.
     
  41. Goose

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    Changing my vote to crocodile
     
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  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    No one ever answered the question about what we are wearing in this scenario. If we are naked it's a game changer.

    If we can wear shoes and jeans the snake is more plausible.
     
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  43. kinghill

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    Either way the chimp is removing your testicles
     
  44. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Really interested in the power walking conversation.. Do we have a power walking thread?
     
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  45. Redav

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    That crocodile found out
     
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  46. TC

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    I learned a lot about eagles ITT. Thanks to poor paul, Owsley and all who contributed
     
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  47. tylerdolphin

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    I wouldn't think jeans matter a whole lot when you're talking about a king cobra
     
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