Which animals could you beat in a fight?

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Which animals could you beat in a fight without a weapon?

  1. Elephant

    5.9%
  2. Grizzly Bear

    5.9%
  3. Crocodile

    10.5%
  4. Lion

    5.9%
  5. Gorilla

    5.9%
  6. Wolf

    23.0%
  7. Kangaroo

    20.4%
  8. Chimpanzee

    9.2%
  9. King Cobra

    30.3%
  10. Large Dog

    44.7%
  11. Eagle

    50.7%
  12. Medium Sized dog

    84.9%
  13. Goose

    86.8%
  14. House Cat

    86.8%
  15. Rat

    90.1%
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  1. fucktx

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    live look at user audrew getting slaughtered by an eagle

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  2. DistantFactor

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    I marked down anything I’d have a chance to best, not necessarily guaranteed to take out.
     
  3. IHHH

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    I would absolutely destroy a rat, give me a few weeks to gather intelligence and maybe some muscle and I am confident
     
  4. Whammy Business

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    Thoughts and prayers to the deceased.
     
  5. GrizzliesDrew

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    Am I a jacket getting slightly torn?


    Sorry you believe you’re too much of a pussy to take out a 15 lb bird
     
  6. Shawn Hunter

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    How are you seeing lions and cheetahs on a regular basis
     
  7. Owsley

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    I’m not getting out unscathed, but this bird isn’t making a second pass at me.
     
  8. Shawn Hunter

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    I voted medium size dog and down.

    Not gonna lie, a house cat that still has that killer instinct in them is going to put a real hurting on me before I win unless I get lucky and get a good first shot in.

    They may be small but they are a touch matchup. Fast, quick, ridiculous jumping ability, sharp ass gangs, they basically have retractable razor blades for claws, they can climb, they can hide in the tiniest of place to launch a sneak attack.
     
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  10. Eathan Edwards

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    Long story - I've posted them before on the board.

    Mensa is the cheetah
    Oscar is the lion

    Also, the previous post was not a "look at me" it was moreso how much I would avoid fighting with a cat.
     
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  11. Shawn Hunter

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    I’ve seen house cats fight off bears on YouTube

    I have gotten many pretty painful battle wounds from my cats by trying to get them in a carrier to go to the vet, and that’s them just being scared and trying to avoid going to the vet. They are going to do some damage if they are squaring up for a fight with me.
     
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    Ok ok but meanwhile 7 votes for beating a got damn grizzly bear, did you miss that? Odds vs grizzly vs odds vs “big dog”
     
  13. Gunners

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    Once again, define dog. A trained dog is trained to subdue people with weapons, they're fucking monsters. I'd take a trained dog over a wolf every time
     
  14. Shawn Hunter

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    What you mean define dog?
     
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    I picked cobra because I got a shot. It isn’t very good, as I’m not that fast, but maybe I get a low quality cobra and get lucky.

    I’ve faced many eagles in Far Cry and they don’t play
     
  16. kinghill

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    The poll says "large dog". It does not say "trained dog".

    Once again, "large dog".

    Odds of beating a "large dog" in a fight are better than a wolf, imo.
     
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    What about a caucasian shepherd dog, aka the wolf killer.

    I legit spend a hour plus every day watching animal stuff
     
  18. kinghill

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    Gunners the poll is "could you beat" meaning would you have any chance at beating, so, I voted YES to both a large dog and a wolf. I have a greater than 0% chance at taking them out, I'm confident of that.
     
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    If humanity is wiped off tommorow I hope this is the last message that was transmitted
     
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  20. Owsley

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    When I see large dog I think something like a cane corso, which would tear my ass up.
     
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    no idea what you're getting at but having a good night
     
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  22. IHHH

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    It’s not fair when you are speaking after experiencing it
     
  23. fucktx

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    plot twist it takes your eyes out first and immediately has the advantage and you have no chance
     
  24. chuckmasterflex

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    There a breeds of large dogs I’d rather fight than others. My friend has a large pit bull. It is old and gets bossed around by their little terrier mix. I could probably take it.

    Anything over 100 pounds with an attitude, and that’s it for me.
     
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    Also by unarmed do you mean I’m naked, naked and oiled up, or do I get to wear shoes and clothes. This is important.
     
  26. IHHH

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    i am getting worried now
     
  27. chuckmasterflex

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    Don't act like you've never seen a naked oiled man fight a snake before
     
  28. El Tiburon

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    "Large dog" my ass. A Presa Canario is going to fucking murder you within 5 seconds.
     
  29. IHHH

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    we swore secrecy on that « incident »
     
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    Why does this dog look like Mike Tyson?
     
  31. IHHH

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    his fucking ears are already up his head, that’s how ready this boy is to fight.
     
  32. IHHH

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    But even a trained dog does not stand a chance against a wild animal
     
  33. Owsley

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    Trained dogs are used to hunt and kill all sorts of wild animals.
     
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    Not true. A Presa or an angry pitbull could take down a certain segment of wild animals.
     
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  35. Gunners

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    Trained dogs in USA are trained to take down guys with weapons, they're fucking crazy.

    1 of my good friends growing up had a dad who was a K9 cop, they're fucking insane.
     
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  36. IHHH

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    you guys are right, I meant in a survival situation which could realistically never happen
     
  37. IHHH

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    Did I really type that analysis of animal combat. My life sure went exactly like I wanted it to
     
  38. kinghill

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    I'm confident I could take down any dog
     
  39. IHHH

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    How tall are you and how heavy are you?
     
  40. El Tiburon

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    Even an up dog?
     
  41. kinghill

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    5'10" 180lbs of pure muscle
     
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    What's up dog?
     
  43. El Tiburon

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    NOT MUCH, DOG! WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
     
  44. IHHH

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    featherweight then
     
  45. Owsley

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    5’11” 165 lbs checking in
     
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    Do you participate in the Distance Running thread?
     
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  47. Owsley

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    Used to. My knees and back don’t allow me to run as much as I’d like any more, so I do a lot of distance power walking (yes, I know how lame this sounds). Usually walk 6+ miles/day.
     
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  48. IHHH

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    that seems like an healthy way to go, I remember,when I was 15 and 5´10 175 and not any fat on my body
     
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