Leo Messi will join MLS with Inter Miami mid season 2023.....

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  1. DirtBall

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  2. hood b. goode

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  3. DirtBall

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    CCC is a throwaway comp, always has been. Leagues Cup is where it’s at. But still, the Crew will win CCC anyways.

    (Biggest thing is when these tournaments take place vs where the leagues are in their calendars. CCC favors MX, LC favors MLS.)

    Also, all LC matches are north of the border so they don’t play in these conditions. Most expensive team in North America plays on this shit:

     
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    This is possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to me. My nips are so fucking hard…..

     
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    Don’t mind me, I’m just dressed as a normal busboy at the Intercontinental, I don’t know who this Mr Messi is, yes, let’s transfer him to user Dirt’s guest bedroom instead.
     
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    Damn you're kinda hot
     
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    YMFMS
     
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  10. steamengine

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    I wonder if he’ll get to meet Patrick Lavon Mahomes
     
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    I’m sure he’s sleeping on Brit/Pats compound. The Swift's haven’t had enough time to upgrade their guest house to GOAT levels.
     
  13. TheFreak55

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    are you suggesting he's too good for the Hilton Garden Inn?
     
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    Argentine scum: All I know is my 6’3 270 lb ass is pretending to be the Argentine janitorial service at this back entrance.
     
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    Suarez gonna Suarez.
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Whew

     
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    You at the match?
     
  19. DirtBall

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    :smug:
     
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  20. Shinzon

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    After you run out on the pitch to touch Messi, you should probably curl up in a ball pretty quick before his bodyguard gets to you.
     
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  21. TheFreak55

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    Messi assist, is your life now complete?
     
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    if dirt rolls his drunk ass onto the pitch it's 100% an attempt to graze one of Pulido's thighs and nothing else
     
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    Please use the NSFW tag next time
     
  24. DirtBall

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    But no, they have like 3 to 4 times the amount of security here for this than they do chiefs games.
     
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  27. ButchCassidy

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    I just don’t get how teams give him so much space. He’s not gonna miss with that much space.
     
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    I mean, he is pretty great at finding/creating space for himself
     
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    The Bret Hart shades and the Kermit voice is such a funny combo.
     
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  30. DirtBall

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    One of the best sports related experiences of my life.
     
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    That's all that matters, congrats.
     
  32. Gunners

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    DirtBall is the greatest person on this site
     
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  34. Gunners

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    Mahomes is so weird

    stupid ass sunglasses and tells Messi have fun out there
     
  35. soulfly

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    Such an embarrassing exchange. I love it.
     
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    Not sure I view it as embarrassing, just very awkward
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    He’s such a goober. It’s why in a city filled with goobers he’s the king.
     
  38. ButchCassidy

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    Gotta be awesome seeing one of the greatest to ever do it, live.

    would love to see him in Columbus.
     
  39. DirtBall

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    If he wasn’t such a loser and beat Monterrey you could have. You guys need to make sure you top them in the standings so they have to go to Columbus in the playoffs.
     
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  40. Shinzon

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    So I feel like it would be hard to not cheer/celebrate seeing Messi score regardless of him playing my team.
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Sitting up top and seeing the game unfold is so frustrating when the players don’t see the same passes you can from up high…except Messi, his assist was incredible, just split multiple lines, one touch, no look, incredible. Then seeing that left foot put its laces through one from 25 out, I didn’t cheer but I did nod approvingly.
     
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    I’m a couple of gummies in, but it came across as though Mahomes was in the middle of a weirdly placed WWE promo :idk:
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    That’s basically his and Kelce’s everyday life
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    Hilarious

     
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    Those Copa tickets were so expensive. The 26 knockouts will blow those prices out of the water but I know I’ll pay them…

     
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    Messi’s like ”Oh yeah, he’s one of the other team’s owners. I have to let him shake my hand”.
     
  48. DirtBall

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    Messi>>>>>NFL

     
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    To be fair, the Pats were fucking garbage last year and Boston fans are way up there as one of theost fair weather fanbases
     
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