Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. herb.burdette

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    Moving on from Hershel Walker, Michael Vick will be Trump’s VP.
     
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  2. HoosDaMan

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    Elon’s.
     
  3. steamengine

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    Thank you for covering up my plates
     
  4. chuckmasterflex

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  5. IanBoyd

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  6. afb

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    We need to let him kill some people so we can keep democracy

    -Gorsuch
     
  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    God damn, Noem is getting COOKED by liberals now.

     
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  8. Jimmy the Saint

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    Trump hates dogs so this probably another plus for her.
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    Which is weird because Trump's the kind of guy who goes to the beach and takes a dump in the ocean.

    Very mid-Georgia of him.
     
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  10. Josey Wales

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    Tbf someone stealing classified docs and nuclear secrets is a massive threat to the US.

    Dark Brandon has an ace up his sleeve.
     
  11. Vito Corleone

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    VEEP couldn’t write a plot line about a politician killing their dog and have it be believable

    the weirdest fucking people
     
  12. drewru

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    Wife works for a large animal welfare outfit in the Bay Area. Most of their efforts have shifted to counties east of here that are quite red where shelters are overrun with abused and abandoned dogs. For the first time in decades, they are euthanizing puppies because things have gotten so out of hand. It’s heart breaking and infuriating.
     
  13. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  14. Mix

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    This is the most divorced man to ever live
     
  15. Sanjuro

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    Just getting around to watch the RFK Jr interview on Real Time. Jesus, he is a blubbering idiot with the worst voice in politics. He really struggles to get any point across competently. How is this man polling as high as he is? Biden looks like prime Mos Def compared to him.

     
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  16. DollarBillHokie

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    What is even more frustrating is my mom will watch this and say “yeah, because Biden is the anti-Christ we have to vote for Trump”
     
  17. Jigga

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    I read recently that dog was actually killed by being shot by a hunter
     
  18. dblplay1212

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    Technically Noem is a hunter so that's not wrong.
     
  19. Jigga

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  20. Hunter Biden I bet
     
  21. Beeds07

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    His collection of Ed Hardy clothing and chains with eagles on them are astounding.
     
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  22. BayouMafia

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    I was driving last night and trying to find the Mavericks game on the radio. Came across a right wing talk station where the host was saying that the dog killing has to be a career ender for her.
     
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  23. dump

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    She deserves the same fate as she gave her puppy imo
     
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  24. ohbluefan

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    Jumped ahead in the thread so maybe someone brought this up….take the fucking cap off for a few years, it’ll be funded for decades longer.
     
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  25. EdmondDantes

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    :pffft: the base won't care within a week, if they even do now.
     
  26. Truman

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    SSN doesn’t need to be funded. The funding mechanism is an artificial political restraint.
     
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  27. Nole0515

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    When the smallest thing used to kill a presidential candidate and the Grab her by the Pussy comment only solidified his candidacy cause the right didnt give a shit about anything but getting back in power cause a black man made them mad. We were fucked
     
  28. wes tegg

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    What? They speak English in Turks and Caicos.
     
  29. Beeds07

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    Probably needed a white trash to English translator.
     
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  30. Jimmy the Saint

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    They speak American :americafuckyeah:
     
  31. Tommy Jefferson

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    Casual Facebook racist rumor unable to spread to TMB
     
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  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Man do I hate this lady, it would rule for a GOP governor to experience real backlash for their sociopathic behaviors.

     
  33. Sub-Zero

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    Tbh I thought conservatives would find an angle where the dog killing was part of their rights or some shit.
     
  34. wes tegg

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    She probably made up the story, which is almost more bizarre.
     
  35. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  36. herb.burdette

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    She would have played better to the crowd if she told them she shot a Mexican.
     
  37. Can I Spliff it

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    They seemed to try for like an hour
     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    Agree. Wish someone would go back 40 years and start pulling news stories about when SSA will run dry. Seems like that can keeps getting kicked down the road every few years. Shocking.
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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  40. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I love MMTruman
     
  41. Truman

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    Take it from MMT ally, Alan Greenspan!

    (although the tweeter incorrectly applies the concept to France )

     
  42. chuckmasterflex

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  43. ned's head

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    Been out of the loop for a bit but cannot stop laughing that noem volunteered the dog killer thing. I figured she was just outed by some family member that hates her
     
  44. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    so she old yeller'd herself