Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bwi2

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    tbf if Republicans were capable of dealing in good faith most of the shit that has been confirmed would have gotten him or those around him convicted many times over.
     
  2. Gaknight

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    Which of your UGa buddies said that was his only reason for voting Trump?
     
  3. NYGator

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    I am not sure what education has to do with it. A lot of smart people fooled themselves into thinking he would not be as bad as he was. Comey was fine doing it when it didn't come back on him in a meaningful way but once he got asked to do something illegal he just turned to protect his ass.
     
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  4. BudKilmer

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    Stagger Lee should not be allowed to reproduce
     
  5. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    With allies like these...

     
  6. RSK

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    Man it must kill them that they can't just bomb the dissenters here
     
  7. timo

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    *yet
     
  8. theregionsitter

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    lollolol
     
  9. angus

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    I mean, how is that even supposed to work?
     
  10. VaxRule

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    Not all “US students” are Americans. Lots of people - including Netanyahu - come to the U.S. for college.

    Also, Bibi is probably lying.
     
  11. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    they learned it on tiktok
     
  12. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Thinking of going back to school to enlist in hamas training
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

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    The guy who said Hitler was bullied by a nonexistant palestinian into doing the holocaust might not be telling the truth?
     
  14. timo

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    20,000 highly trained college kids... Can any of them play WR?
     
  15. Prospector

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    Isn't he the dude widely assumed to be porkin' Bobert or MTG?
     
  16. rulethirty

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    The overwhelming number of people who refer to themselves as Christian generally are not in a traditional sense, just in a "judeo-christian cultural values" sense (whatever the fuck that's come to mean)

    This pastor's take on the gospel is much more in line with the one I grew up with -- Christians exist in this world but are not of it. There's civic duties and godly duties, and when the two conflict, God comes first.

    It's refreshing (to me) to see someone still holding on to that.
     
  17. southlick

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  18. El Tiburon

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    Every courtroom I’ve ever been in has been cold. Given his vast experience of having to be in court, Donnie should have expected this and dressed appropriately.
     
  19. Can I Spliff it

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    South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, a frontrunner to be named as Donald Trump's running mate, admitted to killing her family dog for misbehavior.


    The Republican governor wrote in her forthcoming memoir, No Going Back: The Truth on What’s Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward, that the female dog Cricket had an "aggressive personality" and proved herself "untrainable," according to excerpts from the book published by The Guardian.

    “I hated that dog,” Noem wrote, adding that the 14-month-old wirehair pointer was “dangerous to anyone she came in contact with” and “less than worthless … as a hunting dog”.

    The governor said she included the story in her political memoir to demonstrate her willingness to take on “difficult, messy and ugly” tasks, and she described an attempt to teach Cricket to hunt with other dogs, but instead the pup ruined the trip by going “out of her mind with excitement, chasing all those birds and having the time of her life."
     
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  20. dump

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  21. drewru

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    Garnering political support based on “I like football more than the other guy” and “I’ll make sure there are more potato chips in the bag” is (hopefully) going to work and a very sad commentary on the state of our electorate.
     
  22. Josey Wales

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    Wow. A lot of people might call her a cunt. I won’t though.
     
  23. dump

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    You can call her a murderer though
     
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  24. Gustavo Fring

    Gustavo Fring Feelin' rosy.
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    An actual snowflake.
     
  25. NoNatty

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    This checks out for a guy who had a chance to buy the cowboys for 50 million and instead chose to pay 10 million for a USFL team.
     
  26. Bruce Wayne

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    We've reached the old person stage where he can't survive unless it's 80 degrees in the room
     
  27. Redav

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    The air conditioning is being very nasty to me
     
  28. timo

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    he's such a butter soft bitch
     
  29. Beeds07

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    This guys gonna be just fine in jail
     
  30. infected donkey

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    If he's complaining about the cold court room then we should put him in a Texas prison. I hear they are slightly warm in the summer. Only compromise I can think of.
     
  31. Jimmy the Saint

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    You would think all of the fat would insulate him a little better.
     
  32. DuffandMuff

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    It’s the poor circulation due to him having never exercised a day in his life.
     
  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    He's at that age where everyone complains about being cold. Maybe someone can get him a quilt.
     
  34. Jimmy the Saint

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    Exercise runs down your finite battery, dummy.

    Perhaps one of the more underrated batshit things he has said.
     
  35. Voodoo

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    Most relatable he’s ever been. I also hate being cold.
     
  36. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Someone check Donnie's thyroid function.

    Probably has some chronic hypofunctioning thyrotoxicosis. Correct his thyroid hormone levels, and his mental status will probably improve instantly and he'll be all "what am I doing here? Where is this? I did WHAT? I'm running for WHAT? Omg stop everything"
     
  37. Killy Me Please

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    I didn't think I could masterbate to something like this but here we are

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  38. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  39. ned's head

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    Imagine doing that and seeing it go over $43 just days later. Just lmbo man
     
  40. Killy Me Please

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    Sadly this won't educate anyone. If anything they're just going to blame it on the government. They're not going to admit they're incompetent. DJT failed because Obama.
     
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  41. HowdyHorns

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  42. NYGator

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    I generally find these annoying, but it's catchy.

     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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    what a bitch
     
  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    By god, this is electronic ’s music
     
  45. CUtigers

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    When is the last time they've been seen together?
     
  46. Tug

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    Probably sometime before the trial about him illegally paying off tabloids for keeping the affair he was having with a playmate while his wife was pregnant secret started