Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    I feel like if you gave him 10 tries he couldnt tell you what day her birthday was on.
     
  2. Redav

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    I'm fairly certain he wouldn't get it right if you gave him 365 tries.
     
  3. skiedfrillet

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    What in the world at those poll numbers
     
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  4. Redav

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    I'm pretty sure Spliff looks for only the worst poll numbers to post.
     
  5. Killy Me Please

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    The worst person you know....

     
  6. Lyrtch

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    Republican firm where the guy who runs it tweets about sleepy Joe
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Don’t sell the player short, it was a playmate and a porn star. if not for being a obese racist pos trump would be kinda cool to a younger me
     
  8. bro

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  9. Jimmy the Saint

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    I don’t count on ever seeing a dime of it.
     
  10. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Trump by 15 with a majority of votes in Michigan is definitely the real stuff
     
  11. NYGator

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  12. Tug

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    I’ve been paying 6% of my paycheck to SSA for 25 years. I better get that benefit. This will 100% be a single issue for me if it comes to that. I can’t comprehend this mindset of everyone just giving it up
     
  13. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    edit bad dumb dog
     
  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Know what gets us social security? Lots of immigrants coming here.

    Otherwise lol no chance
     
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  15. Jimmy the Saint

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    I just expect boomers to drain it dry and leave us holding the bag like with everything else.
     
  16. Lyrtch

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    King William
     
  17. Tug

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    That’s not how it works and that’s not an issue. But if SSA goes away it’s because we’re not supporting proper candidates and continue to push the narrative that we won’t get this benefit
     
  18. Prospector

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    NY Times' obsession with Biden's age retribution for refusing a sit-down interview, says Times journo
    If you've been wondering why the New York Times has been so determined to constantly bring up President Biden's age — with all the implications that accompany it — it turns out there is a reason, and it's because publisher A.G. Sulzberger is mad at the White House for not giving him a sit-down interview. Yes, you read that right. One of the most influential and prestigious newspapers in the WORLD is biased in its coverage against the sitting president and is undermining his public perception due to a petty grudge held by the oligarch that runs it. “All these Biden people think that the problem is Peter Baker or whatever reporter they’re mad at that day,” one Times journalist said. “It’s A.G. He’s the one who is pissed [that] Biden hasn’t done any interviews and quietly encourages all the tough reporting on his age.” The Times has vehemently denied this, but the evidence is clear — it's right there in the newspaper! Need we remind A.G. Sulzberger that our literal democracy and possibly the future of the world's ecosystems are at stake?
     
  19. Lyrtch

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    SSA will never go away in any of our lifetimes drives me nuts that the propaganda against it is so sticky
     
  20. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    just because of its longevity, Trumps windmill schtick is still my favorite but I'd say the freezing cold courthouse and constantly "missing" important family events are climbing the list.

    if you gave the writers 100 years, they couldn't concoct stranger leading characters than Trump and Elon.
     
  21. Lyrtch

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    His obsession with water pressure and how many flushes you have to use are my favorite
     
  22. Lyrtch

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    I take big dumps people believe me
     
  23. Jimmy the Saint

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    Not a long running schtick but claiming you need to show ID to buy groceries was an all-timer. True man of the people.
     
  24. Tug

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    There should be riots in the streets every time billionaire bankers talk about raising retirement ages
     
  25. Jimmy the Saint

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    That'd be very French of us.
     
  26. Tug

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    I would accept recommendations from the French on topics related to baguettes, wine, labor laws, and guillotines
     
  27. Redav

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    My favorites are anything where Trump is contradicted publicly followed by him doubling down in the most hilarious ways possible like drawing on the hurricane warning maps
     
  28. fattus

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    So everything he says?
     
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  29. nexus

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    this is a terrific call back to the much earlier seasons by the writers
     
  30. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    His food related weirdness was top notch.

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  31. BudKilmer

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    “Food for everyone” then leaves without paying :roll:
     
  32. steamengine

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    Is that the real Ken Bone??
     
  33. steamengine

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    To be fair to president trump (some treat him very unfairly) his dumps have to be world class in size.
     
  34. HowdyHorns

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    Most of that is inaccurate. 15.3% includes Medicare and let’s assume you make the max taxable amount starting this year. That is 25704 a year. At 6% interest the total after 40 years is 3.9MM based on 6% interest. That is historically in line but taking into account the last 16 years may be aggressive. Then take the average person does not pay the max and again no where near 6.7MM they are stating and definitely not off 800K total contribution. Max payout is 4800 a month which would take 17 years to make up the amount put in. Finally this does not take into account Medicare which is also covered in the total.

    Yes social security has issues. No privatization will not be better. No the esteemed senator from Bama would not have 6.7MM based on his contributions.
     
  35. steamengine

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    I dunno who Eve Barlow is but her incredibly evil posts keep popping up recently

     
  36. DistantFactor

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    We know, you leave them in the form of posts all over this board.

    Just joking around here.
     
  37. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    ah, I think you mean Eve Fartlow
     
  38. Can I Spliff it

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    Pls pay attention to our tiny fat governor
     
  39. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    our next veep is a fucking sadistic puppy murderer.

    I mean, what the fuck is that? How the fuck can you hate a 14 month old pup?
     
  40. Can I Spliff it

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    Fellas, is it woke to not kill energetic puppies?
     
  41. Jimmy the Saint

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    Dogs are woke now. Score another one for the libs.
     
  42. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Construction workers must have been like "holy fuck, this crazy bitch is going to drag us into the gravel pit next."
     
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  43. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    then after she killed the animals she did what? fucking left them there for the vultures?
     
  44. JGator1

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  45. THEBLUERAIDER

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    CaneKnight conflicted as fuck right now.
    just kidding
     
  46. OHW

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    Conservatives have lost pet privileges
     
  47. Jimmy the Saint

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    I already imagined the majority of people that abuse their pets are Trumpers.
     
  48. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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