SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

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  2. Redav

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    This season has really taken a nose dive for Notre Dame.
     
  3. killerwvu

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  4. Beeds07

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    A like for dbl. Goodnight sweet TMB.
     
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  5. Lorne Malvo

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    Such bullshit. "Hey ND, I got hoaxed... but let's milk this thing for more support over the next few weeks."
     
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  6. Big Meech

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    Internet girlfriend? Is Te'o Dumptime?
     
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  7. Jake Barnes

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    Brian Kelly is sitting in his office right now like:

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  8. DeToxRox

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    Manti was still exposed more by Alabama than he was by Deadspin.
     
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    I SENT PRAYERS TO THESE FAMILIES

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  10. killerwvu

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    other author of the story is on 937thefan.com right now
     
  11. Jake Barnes

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    Uh, they still haven't released the truth. 0% chance what they said actually happened.
     
  12. GoodForAnother

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    compounded even more by the already present red flags about his ability to tackle
     
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  13. IT

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    Manti Te'o girlfriend at the game.

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  14. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Serious question: Would you guys be upset or proud if I told you that someone from our TMB fanbase was involved with this hoax?
     
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  15. Beeds07

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    Not a good 2013 so far. We knew there would be ramifications for an undefeated 2012, but damn. I do consider it a push since Analzone signed with Florida. Luckily signing day is coming up so we'll be good as fans.
     
  16. Moxin24

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    Same joke kinda already made, but I laughed anyway
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    Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala with Manti Te'o's girlfriend, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees.
     
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  17. jwpearl

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    god I hope so

    I'm glad we have a good ND fan base here, I have a suspicion the 4HL isn't reacting with the same grace
     
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  18. Doctor Poop 3.0

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    Gonna tackle this Shu style:

    funny guys dislike Teo/ND

    create fake girlfriend

    flirt with Teo online

    bond with lonely Teo while laughing and hitting blunts

    get Teo to lie about meeting each other, says "she" doesn't mind. In fact, the exposure might help her spirits/cause

    Teo lies

    again and again

    funny guys decide to leak the story to Deadspin

    ???

    Profit
     
  19. DeToxRox

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    Brian Kelly is smart; he kills then off in utero. Less chance for this kind of mess.
     
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  20. spydog

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    They had since the 26th of December to make up an excuse and thats the shit they give us?
     
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  21. Warrant

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    I'd rub my cock viciously. Then go to a private room to masturbate.
     
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  23. Doctor Poop 3.0

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    but really though, his Dad lied too. I believe he had to be in on it
     
  24. Jake Barnes

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    wut
     
  25. HtownTide

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    Score one for Shu?
     
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    "Big fan keep posting"
     
  27. Beeds07

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    Guessing its Rupp Rafters as a loss-like.

    Hoping someone gives us screenshots.
     
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    Lol at the comments:

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    More like Nosuch Dame, amirite???
     
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    Nice freudian slip/typo
     
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  31. Big Meech

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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    How many interviews did he give between 12/26 and continue to talk about his fake GF???
     
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  33. Moxin24

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  34. OopsPowSurprise

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    proud
     
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  35. miles

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    They were probably mortified, like they fucking should have been with the way they and the media ran with it.
     
  36. jltperson

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  37. Irush

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    Saban did this. I know it.
     
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  38. Jake Barnes

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    I quite honestly can't believe that a university with the academic reputation of Notre Dame would actually think anybody would buy that story. It has more holes in it than their rush defense.
     
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  39. killerwvu

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    someone post some repsonses from notre dame boards please
     
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  40. Verbal Kint

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    This is amazing
     
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  41. KJROD20

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    Notre Dame - where they sweep real, actual deaths under the rug and glorify fake ones
     
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  42. gritzy

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    TO THE 4HL!!!!!!!!
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  43. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

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    Jeff Ireland is going to ask Manti Te'o if his fake dead girlfriend was a whore
     
  44. NilesIrish

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    damn, now I REALLY wish he had won the Heisman.
     
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  45. two

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    Nah gay boy was in on it
     
  46. ths

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    te'o interview on jim rome:

    http://theoriginalwinger.com/2012-1...on-the-jim-rome-radio-show-mteo_5-via-jimrome

     
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  49. steamengine

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    Never sent him thoughts OR prayers
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