SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. dblplay1212

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    With all of the damn media attention that his gf dying got, not one single reporter thought to speak to the gf's family? Not one single media person in CA realized there was no Carson City, CA? I mean, come the fuck on. Everyone just went with the "Aww, his gf died" story and ran with it. Just terrible.
     
  2. Capstone 88

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    A school that's tied to a religion that has such a rich history of covering things up, this is just uninspired work.
     
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  3. three stacks

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    domers please get 4HL reactions ASAP

    tia,

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  4. Rise

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    Nd was too busy keeping track of the Kelly Tea bag pics to check Teo's story
     
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  7. miles

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    And it did nothing short of drive him to the fucking heisman ceremony.
     
  8. DeToxRox

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    Can we please take back his Heisman participation trophy since she is the only reason he got there?
     
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  11. Wu

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    Gonna need samoa popcorn
     
  12. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    What, are they supposed to be like George Costanza and ask for the death certificate?
     
  13. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    So should I start a new thread telling you guys about how we did this, or should I just post it in here?
     
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  14. Irush

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    neither did anyone else smart enough to realize that shit doesn't work.
     
  15. IT

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    unless you're naked i dont give a shit
     
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  16. cmweber78

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    Espn. The guys that are first to break news on everything if they can had NO knowledge of this prior to now?

    What are the chances they buried this for the BCS game?
     
  17. jltperson

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    this joke worked just as well before we knew it was a hoax
     
  18. Jake Barnes

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  19. wes tegg

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    Too busy telling "yo mama" jokes in the shower, IMO.
     
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  20. dblplay1212

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    Yea, pretty amazing. Just wow.
     
  21. OopsPowSurprise

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    new thread
     
  22. $P1

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    Gottlieb on the radio talking about how Notre Dame tried to cover up the story about his stealing the credit cards by saying he was homesick...and the story only getting out because others leaked it
     
  23. Cornfed Buffalo

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    in here
     
  24. gritzy

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    That would have been amazing
     
  25. steamengine

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  26. DeToxRox

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    So Collin Klein refused so even go on a date until he was married while Manti refused to go on a date until he was logged online.
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

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    Proud
     
  29. Doctor Poop 3.0

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    seems like this would pique interest, not hurt the ratings
     
  30. spagett

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    They say they've known since 12/26... I bet they knew well before the heisman ceremony and told him to wait until the year is over
     
  31. Fuck this

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    Google the obituary for one
     
  32. Moxin24

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    Nothing like snitching on people who tried to cover up for you.

    God I fucking hate that fuck so much.
     
  33. dblplay1212

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    I wouldn't doubt it one bit. Would laugh my ass off is that's proven.
     
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    What player was that?
     
  35. Duval

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    te'o must be shitting his magic underwear right now.
     
  36. -Prime-

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    or that most of his story was made up.
     
  37. CF3234

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    Hey Miami, pay attention
     
  38. ARSENAL

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    It could be where I just woke up, but I don't get it.
     
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  39. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    currently bidding on a bridge but I will PM you
     
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  40. Moxin24

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    @Miles11W
    From two months ago haha RT @MTeo_5: The worst thing you can do is fool yourself!
     
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  41. IT

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    Manti Te'o's Facebook relationship status: it's complicated.
     
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  42. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

     
  43. oldberg

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    YOU'RE
     
  44. Jake Barnes

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    Seems like the trendy thing to do in South Bend.
     
  45. PeteTopKevinBottom

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    Kaiiiiiiiser...Soooooooooze.
     
  46. cmweber78

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    Yeah but they were blowing this guy from day one and to have to admit it would be embarrassing. I didn't see anything on their website as of a cpl minutes ago. PLUS they didn't do ANY checking of all their stories?
     
  47. Moxin24

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    So what NFL jobs are still available for Killy to jump to?
     
  48. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    Gottlieb