SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. Beeds07

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    Sorry NilesIrish but dibs on Lennays gameball.
     
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  2. jwpearl

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    Somehow, some way, this is going to turn into: "Manti was duped! We felt bad for him when he had a dead girlfriend, but now he has to suffer the heartbreak of knowing she never lived!!!! POOR SWEET MORMON PRINCE!!!!"
     
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  3. IT

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    wish the deadspin guy would man up and just say it
     
  4. Han Solo

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    The more I hear, it sounds to me like Te'o likes being penetrated in the butt by other males.

    And yes, he is a total doucher as well.
     
  5. steamengine

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    Imaginary people rankings: 1. Santa 2. Tyler Durden 3. the kid in the window in 3 Men and a Baby 4. George Glass 5. Te'o's girlfriend
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    Hey Manti, how's that nice girlfriend of yours? -Tom Rinaldi

    Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead
     
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  7. Tony Perkis

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    Just so people know the media doesn't always paint the correct picture.. They just care about getting a good story and nothing else matters
     
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  8. Mix

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    If he was in on this (and yeah he obviously was) what NFL team touches him? I mean this is a huge red flag about his mental stability.
     
  9. MrPibb

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    effing Notre Dame
     
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  10. jwpearl

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    For sure, this guy is losing his nerve in such a national spotlight. He risks being a pariah
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know? She fell off a cliff and died on impact. -Teo to Samantha Steele
     
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  12. IT

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    She was tweeting when she was supposed to be dying of leukemia.
     
  13. wes tegg

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    There's a big difference between exaggerating the extent of the relationship to keep from looking like a nerd and totally fabricating it. I tend to think the latter, but the former is still a possibility from the article.
     
  14. Taques

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    the dallas cowboys are going to take manti te'o
     
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    Guys can we get PDL's SSN? I'd like to confirm you all haven't been lying to me.
     
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  16. BMR

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    OH STFU Johnny you beat up negros like they're hotcakes
     
  17. Trofie

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    Either teo is a fraud or has to admit he met her on Craigslist and has no game. ( we all know this after watching the ncg )

    Win win
     
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  18. OopsPowSurprise

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    I mean I made up a fake gf in middle school once

    but god damn son
     
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  19. IrishLAX2

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    Nice
     
  20. HtownTide

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    Yup, sounds like Teo was in on this for sure
     
  21. Beeds07

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    Ive been gone for a while, but this thread has taught me that IT got all of his busy work done after the USC season. Man, thats some awesome timing and luck.
     
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  22. BMR

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    WHAT A STEAL!!!!!!!!!!
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Fuck off Manziel we want to bathe in the glory of this catastrophe.
     
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  24. mustang66

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    :facepalm:

    Just shut up and enjoy your Heisman for goodness sakes
     
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  25. jltperson

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    manziel has quite the chip on his shoulder
     
  26. Warrant

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    I sped 90 from work to my house just to get in this thread. Cut a 25 minute drive into 13. Goddamnit laughing so goddamn hard
     
  27. * J Y *

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    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
  28. CUtigers

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    I enjoyed it. Pretty crazy
     
  29. Zap Branigan

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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    If all of this is true....is he undraftable???
     
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  31. IT

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    haha, i barely post anymore but i couldnt pass up on this
     
  32. Patface

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    Deadspin couldn't find someone who wasn't going through puberty to conduct this interview?
     
  33. killerwvu

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    i mean, how the fuck does notre dame or a paper never interview her? ask for a pic of them 2 together

    i mean, what the fuck
     
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  34. Tony Perkis

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    @JJStankevitz Notre Dame statement says Te'o informed school on Dec. 26 about being the victim of a hoax. December 26. Wow.
     
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  36. Pelican

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    This will get even better when we find out that Te'o and Brian Kelly have been fucking for the last four years.
     
  37. killerwvu

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    Notre Dame statement: "Notre Dame coaches informed Dec 26 by Manti Te’o & parents Manti had been victim of what appears to be a hoax"

    :roll:
     
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  38. Lorne Malvo

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    ND releases statement that says Te'o was a victim of a hoax: "a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators."

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  40. Patface

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    On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te'o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators.
     
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  41. theregionsitter

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    sweet baby jesus
     
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  42. killerwvu

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    ND: "Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself w/Manti & then conspired w/others to lead him believe she had tragically died of leukemia"

    Pete Thamel @SIPeteThamel
    ND releases statement that says Te'o was a victim of a hoax: "a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators."
     
  43. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Has the "hacked account" defense been played yet?
     
  44. BTH

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    They were all in on the lie. Too bad the whole fucking family didn't follow the grandmother to the grave.
     
  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    So 20 fucking days ago and they didn't say anything!?!?!?!?
     
  46. Tony Perkis

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    You mean the school that was unable to verify George O'Leary's resume missed the fact its star player made up a dead girl friend story!?!?!
     
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  48. Moxin24

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  50. Jake Barnes

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    South Bend Tribune will get fucked in the ass harder than Manti. Holy fucking factchecking.