SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. Taques

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    The fake, out of town GF always seemed like the go to move for half-tards back in middle school...
     
    #152 animal_mother, Jan 16, 2013
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  3. dallasdawg

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    He wasn't catfishin, he was in on it the whole time with his butt slamming boyfriend
     
    #153 dallasdawg, Jan 16, 2013
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    You were clearly warned of the consequences of your actions.
     
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    #156 Murtaugh, Jan 16, 2013
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    anyone else torrance catfish after this thread?

    kinda curious tbph
     
    #157 Iron Mickey, Jan 16, 2013
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    A quick google search leads to nothing on that name either.
     
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    I really want some fried catfish now.
     
    #159 osuteke2, Jan 16, 2013
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  10. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    I like mine better
     
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    #161 steamengine, Jan 16, 2013
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  14. Taques

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    its a seinfeld joke
     
    #164 Taques, Jan 16, 2013
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  15. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Teo girlfriend fake, he putts from the rough instead.
     
    #165 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Jan 16, 2013
  16. jltperson

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    this made me laugh
     
    #166 jltperson, Jan 16, 2013
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    My initial thought is he was gay with this guy as well. I like that better than him being a completely crazy and shitty human.
     
    #168 Mix, Jan 16, 2013
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    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    #169 gritzy, Jan 16, 2013
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    What I need to know is whether ND knowingly perpetuated it. I'm not some Penn State fan who approves of shit like this.
     
    #170 Patface, Jan 16, 2013
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    This is probably the only thing that could be more embarrassing than his NCG performance.
     
    #171 tp819, Jan 16, 2013
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  23. IT

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    Notre Dame LB Manti Te'o supposedly had a dead girlfriend, but turns out now she never actually existed. Just like their title chances.
     
    #173 IT, Jan 16, 2013
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    pretty obvious he was working for the government, just a test conspiracy to see if everyone would be gullible enough for Sandy Hook
     
    #174 jkun, Jan 16, 2013
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    I mean would it really surprise you if Kelly knew
     
    #175 southside, Jan 16, 2013
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    Catfish'd when he should've pineapple'd
     
    #176 steamengine, Jan 16, 2013
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    No, but I gotta draw the line somewhere.
     
    #178 Patface, Jan 16, 2013
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    shopped
     
    #179 jltperson, Jan 16, 2013
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  32. Taques

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    must have been a big fan of djstef and supercity's work circa 2007
     
    #181 Taques, Jan 16, 2013
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    #182 Tony Perkis, Jan 16, 2013
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  36. Sportfan

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    writer wouldn't say whether or not he thought Te'O was in on it from the very beginning
     
    #185 Sportfan, Jan 16, 2013
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    #186 Sportfan, Jan 16, 2013
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    I mean, holy shit.
     
    #187 BMR, Jan 16, 2013
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    This is must listen radio :popcorn:
     
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  40. Patface

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    Deadspin guy too much of a cookie puss to say whether he thinks Te'o was or wasn't in on it.

    BOOOOOOO.
     
    #189 Patface, Jan 16, 2013
  41. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug
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    Don't even care if he's gay - he had her "die" so he could bask in the spotlight and bathe in America's sympathy like the weirdo Mormon Domer he is.

    Hope he gets hit by a real life car
     
    #190 jwpearl, Jan 16, 2013
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    #192 killerwvu, Jan 16, 2013
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    He said he called her every night, and that they met up in Hawaii. You'd think he would have mentioned if they never ever met before.

    Literally zero chance he's not in on it
     
    #193 jwpearl, Jan 16, 2013
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  47. * J Y *

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    Aeroforz1 can we get you to weigh in on this potential buttfuckery?
     
    #196 * J Y *, Jan 16, 2013
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    #197 Patface, Jan 16, 2013
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    This is what happens when you name schools after ladies who tell people they got pregnant without having sex.
     
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  50. Patface

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    Obviously. I'd just like the Deadspin guy to have the stones to stay that he thinks he's liar.
     
    #199 Patface, Jan 16, 2013
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    Tough luck for Boise State. The Statue of Liberty play against Oklahoma is no longer the greatest fake in BCS history.
     
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