SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  3. * J Y *

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    ND possibly could have embarrassed themselves more than Teo if things are how they look.
     
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    This is why ND can't have nice things.
     
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  9. Peace

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    If there is anyway that guy got victimized by a catfish, my god what a retard.

    Just when you thought missing tackles against bama's freakish swamp nog running backs was the only thing that could drop a guy draft stock.
     
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    espn's top headline: MANTI TEO'S GIRLFRIEND DID NOT EXIST

    brillant
     
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    :roll: this is so fucking ridiculous.
     
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    WHAT IF MICHAEL VICK DID NOT EXIST???!!!!
     
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    With his twitter proficiency, he is obviously Ronaiah Tuiasosopo.
     
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  17. Good Effort! Good Game!

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    So which Punahou High School graduate fabricated a bigger lie? Teo or Obama
     
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    Idk why but seeing "Manti Te'o's girlfriend did not exist" in all caps is killing me.
     
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    First of all, to understand what happened to Manti, you gotta understand who Manti the Mormon WAS. Now Manti was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Brian Kelly. He's a small-time football corch and, uh, got very lucky in 2012. So he puts Manti into training, next thing you know Manti's GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against Alabama. And Manti said, "No, man, that's Lacy, I can't tackle Lacy!" And he made him try to tackle him anyway. And then Manti, Killed his NFL draft stock. And Manti said, "That's it!" And he called off all his training, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow.
     
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    Doubt ESPN acknowledges their journalism shortcomings
     
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    i am enjoying this
     
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    @celebrityhottub: For what it's worth, I saw Manti Te'o's girlfriend at every Miami home game.
     
  29. gritzy

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    Thats what this is missing, POLITICS
     
  30. RonBurgundy

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    This is one of my favorite sports related hoax stories of all time
     
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  36. IT

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    wait he is still maintaining he talked to "her"
     
  37. three stacks

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    no manti, you literally can't.
     
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    :in-n-out:
     
  39. IrishLAX2

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    I don't think he's commented on it at all yet
     
  40. killerwvu

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    te'o just released statement

    says met her online, never met her; just spoke online and on phone

    says people need to be careful who they meet online

    :roll:
     
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  42. gritzy

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    I cannot wait to see what our next 5 star LB can do at ND off the field. He full NOG
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    Possibilities are endless
     
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  44. IT

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    just did on espn.
     
  45. Arkadin

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    no one who goes to notre dame is a full nog
     
  46. Kirk Fogg

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    A lot of people really jumping on the pile here
     
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  47. Moxin24

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    Will fake an illegitimate child IMO
     
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  48. Joe Withabee

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    Well fuck him for having a response that will keep most idiots on his side

    (He is a mormon so it could be the actual sad pathetic case)
     
  49. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Constant lies, huh Manti? What, like meeting her in person multiple times?
     
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