SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Disney Baby's trust fund is about as real as Manti Teo's girlfriend.
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    #501 Where Eagles Dare, Jan 16, 2013
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  3. I <3 bama cock

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    Sounds like Teo should have told the truth Samoa
     
    #503 I <3 bama cock, Jan 16, 2013
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  4. Arrec Bardwin

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    The conclusion i have now come to is that either a)Teo is homosexual and this was a cover up b) he is a bigger loser than dumptime and a bigger retard than Ross c)he is one of the biggest pieces of shit on this planet

    I'm going with c
     
    #504 Arrec Bardwin, Jan 16, 2013
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  6. Lorne Malvo

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    "What if I told you that a Heisman finalist from Notre Dame had to resort to the internet to find a girlfriend?" #30for30
     
    #506 Lorne Malvo, Jan 16, 2013
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  7. NilesIrish

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    Tweets from Lennay's account to Manti after the story broke today. Either he has doubled down or whoever did this is now fucking with him.
     
    #507 NilesIrish, Jan 16, 2013
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    NSIAP

    nevermind...hurricanenick
     
    #508 NYGator, Jan 16, 2013
  9. gritzy

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    Can't wait to hear how this affects his draft status for the next few months :roll:
     
    #509 gritzy, Jan 16, 2013
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  11. Pelican

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    Hehe.
     
    #511 Pelican, Jan 16, 2013
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    He really should have done Somoa research about this girl
     
    #512 I <3 bama cock, Jan 16, 2013
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  13. Pelican

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    Victim of hoax tweets a bunch of shit about meeting her :loldog:

    This is too much.
     
    #513 Pelican, Jan 16, 2013
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    I'm just trying to stabilize my life after this shattering news.
     
    #514 Patface, Jan 16, 2013
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    #516 Moxin24, Jan 16, 2013
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  17. James Doakes

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    I was wondering the same thing. This is interesting...

    Pride Of Detroit ‏@PrideOfDetroit
    Just saying. This was posted on Te'o's official fan page on Jan. 7: https://www.facebook.com/MantiTeoOfficalFanClub/posts/399273870156758 …

    Pride Of Detroit ‏@PrideOfDetroit
    That page appears to be run by Te'o's dad. http://deadspin.com/5975416/manti-teos-father-wants-you-to-unsubscribe-from-the-honolulu-star+advertiser-because-it-printed-a-picture-of-his-son-missing-a-tackle … But they all found out on Dec. 26. Yeah, right.
     
    #517 James Doakes, Jan 16, 2013
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  18. Jake Scott

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    Notre Dame pack your shit and go home, fuck. :facepalm:
     
    #518 Jake Scott, Jan 16, 2013
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  19. Arrec Bardwin

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    Hacked twitter account imo
     
    #519 Arrec Bardwin, Jan 16, 2013
  20. gritzy

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    From the ND fanbase I would like to thank everyone on TMB for helping us through this tough time
     
    #520 gritzy, Jan 16, 2013
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:
     
    #522 Where Eagles Dare, Jan 16, 2013
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  23. oldberg

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    #523 oldberg, Jan 16, 2013
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    Hahaha what retards
     
    #525 southside, Jan 16, 2013
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    At least he didn't steal his fake dead girlfriends credit card.
     
    #526 NYGator, Jan 16, 2013
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  27. Wu

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    The only thing that would make this better is if Manti Te'o and Matt James were lovers.
     
    #527 Wu, Jan 16, 2013
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    Do ND and Teo honestly think the public is that stupid? You got caught. Everyone knows it. Weirdos.
     
    #528 HotMic, Jan 16, 2013
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  29. James Doakes

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    It was created today. Te'o's tweet was at her old Twitter name.
     
    #529 James Doakes, Jan 16, 2013
  30. TheChad

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    Haha...mid seaon I was listening to the Jim Rome show. He did an interview with Teo and told his listeners it was the most moving interview he had ever conducted. Hey Rome... "Trolololololololololo"
     
    #530 TheChad, Jan 16, 2013
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    #531 Patface, Jan 16, 2013
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  32. The Blackfish

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    #532 The Blackfish, Jan 16, 2013
  33. Sportfan

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    I don't think Te'O's family and ND understand how the internet works, you can't lie anymore, shit doesn't go away, it's there forever.
     
    #533 Sportfan, Jan 16, 2013
  34. IrishLAX2

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    #534 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
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    That's not true. Good luck finding a picture of Brian Kelly going full Eustachy and getting teabagged.
     
    #535 Patface, Jan 16, 2013
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    Wish southpark was in season right now
     
    #536 Thizzelle Washington, Jan 16, 2013
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  37. Warrant

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    Media suicide
     
    #537 Warrant, Jan 16, 2013
  38. Deckard

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    To me it looks like espn got catfished to me
     
    #538 Deckard, Jan 16, 2013
  39. jwpearl

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    Oh my god.

    So Manti and James were gay lovers, but Manti couldn't let his religious family know. So he pushes James off the balcony. Buuuuuuttt, Declan Sullivan had gotten videotape of them buttfucking!!! So Manti had to beg Killy to arrange the death. He then makes up the girlfriend to cover his tracks.
     
    #539 jwpearl, Jan 16, 2013
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    Coming up on Sportscenter.
     
    #540 The Great Pumpkin, Jan 16, 2013
  41. tp819

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    Best hoax involving a football player since
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    #541 tp819, Jan 16, 2013
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  42. TDCD

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    espn will ruin this story and turn it into cyberbullying or some shit. I actually hope they cover it as little as possible
     
    #542 TDCD, Jan 16, 2013
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    Couldn't have happened to a more overhyped faggot.

    I hope it comes out the gay boyfriend gave him AIDS
     
    #543 jrmy, Jan 16, 2013
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  44. Patface

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    3 months and 3 hours too late.
     
    #544 Patface, Jan 16, 2013
  45. Day Man

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    Can't beat the headline: MANTI TEO'S GIRLFRIEND DID NOT EXIST

    Notre fucking Dame :facepalm:
     
    #545 Day Man, Jan 16, 2013
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  46. Voodoo

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    You missed the part about the friendship between Manti and Analzone.
     
    #546 Voodoo, Jan 16, 2013
  47. James Doakes

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    Butters definitely would be the one to get hoaxed, and Cartman would be involved in playing it up.
     
    #547 James Doakes, Jan 16, 2013
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  49. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Unless they had something to actually to add to the story its worthless. Probably wrote this statement up 2.5 weeks ago and just had it ready to send out
     
    #549 gritzy, Jan 16, 2013
  50. Peace

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    I can't think for the life of me why he would do this in the first place. If I'm man'ti te'o it makes zero sense to make a girl in the first place let alone perpetuate it for months and kill the girl off like he's writing a movie.

    It all makes zero sense, the fuck was he thinking?
     
    #550 Peace, Jan 16, 2013
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