Official FC Barcelona thread

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by andres, May 16, 2010.

  1. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    I think the "attacking" line has played more balls back to cbs and mfs than to one another
     
  2. soulfly

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    What in the actual fuck are these subs
     
  3. Druce

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    You were saying…lol
     
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  5. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    callejon a real hero there for that ridiculous flop taking himself out of the play
     
  6. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    only fitting that another player being a complete dipshit is gonna prevent the win here
     
  7. soulfly

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    He’s utterly useless.
     
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  8. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    hurry up and lose already
     
  9. soulfly

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    Ferran is such a dumbass. I don’t even understand how you beat your man and the dribble right back into the incorrect direction you sent him :facepalm:
     
  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    these idiots couldnt score on an open net
     
  11. soulfly

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    Lol. Hell yeah.
     
  12. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

  13. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Inigo is my budweiser king of the match
     
  14. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    good day to get one gundo
     
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  15. beerleagueman

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    Sun splashed El Classico
     
  16. Artoo

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  17. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    2 off the post and then that silly bounce off a joselu disaster touch

    just wasnt meant to be

    also maybe dont try to massage a one goal lead for 45 minutes
     
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  18. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    that xavi extension been signed and filed yet?
     
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  19. Artoo

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    I have nothing but hate in my heart for Marcos Alonso
     
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  20. Druce

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    He provides literally nothing. The lack of any kind of creativity offensively has been glaring for weeks. No one will take anyone on with a dribble, no one in the midfield can find a runner. There is a significant lack of width or threat from the flanks.
     
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  21. Artoo

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    Fucking love this quadruple change with an average age of ~20
     
  22. Artoo

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    Welcome back, Pedri?
     
  23. Druce

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    Oh, and Romeu is completely out of his element too.
     
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  24. soulfly

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    God damn we fucking suck. Need FdJ back in the worst way.
     
  25. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    had the privilege of not being able to watch today, but let me guess...

    glacial pace in attack with a bunch of pointless possession with little player movement
    acres of space between the lines, thus making counters easy to come by and build up play exceedingly difficult
    seemingly no plan whatsoever in any phase of the game
     
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  26. Druce

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    For the life of me I don't remember a year that we've consistently passed back more than this. Build up is too slow, RL gets no kind of service what so ever. I was hopeful with the start to Ferran's season, but he's been shit, Felix has cooled off, I don't remember the last time Cancelo did anything of note. Balde was the only guy showing any urgency when he came on yesterday. Just seems like somewhat simple tweaks have been needed for a couple weeks and yet the performance looks the fuckin same every match.
     
  27. Everett Golson

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    We need Frenkie back in the worst way. The whole squad minus a few guys looks like shit. The only player I enjoy watching is Lamine
     
  28. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    this team is an absolute joke

    gonna be lucky to finish top 4 if they keep xavi around
     
  29. soulfly

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    Kounde is a fucking joke. If he’s going to bitch about us playing him at RB again, then ship his ass off because he’s an absolute liability in the middle. Araujo should only be playing outside if it’s to lock up someone like Vini.
     
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  30. nexus

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    I’ve seen more of this lately, what’s the deal? Who do the fans want if they were to hypothetically move on from Xavi (which obviously isn’t happening)
     
  31. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    its a rudderless team with no obvious identity or any cohesive plan from game to game. the only consistent thing the squad brings is refusing to play defensive possession football to close games out and instead play this scrambling defensive style where they dump long balls and invite pressure

    players are rarely put into positions to help them succeed - today our 16 year old winger spent the entire first half isolated by himself against two defenders, so obviously nothing to offer from an entire side of the field in attack

    large chunks of possession are spent with midfielders or cbs standing and knocking the ball side to side while nobody moves up front

    there are often gigantic spaces between the lines, so quality build up play is hard to come by (and often comes from frenkie driving the ball forward, which he excels at, but obviously is problematic if he gets injured) and they are particularly exposed to counters, meaning most teams defend them the exact same way, which leads to repeats of everything above

    no idea if there is any sort of popular replacement candidate, dont spend enough time in those spaces - would assume someone like garcia pimienta though. and im sure michel would obviously be a hot name at the moment
     
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  32. nexus

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    are the tactics/philosophy to be blamed more than the lineup and personal selections? I know Barca has had some injury issues and the transfer limitations are well documented but given those constraints (and the fact that he won the league last year) I cant see how people should be calling for his resignation already :idk:

    Plus would Arteta even be a possibility? I know he came through the youth system but he never actually made the first team did he? And spent the better part of a decade at Arsenal so seems like that might be a tough pull
     
  33. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    the roster obviously isnt perfect and has a ceiling, but its nowhere near a level where 0.05 xg in a half (and one shot on target in 90 minutes) against shakhtar or being miraculously lucky not to be down 3-0 at the half at home against alaves should be in the realm of possibility, yet both of these events occurred within 5 days of each other (with frenkie being the only major piece still injured)

    and not sure where arteta is coming from - michel is the girona manager

    regardless, only way i see him getting canned during the season is if they flame out of the group stages again. but hell make it pretty shaky for himself next summer if they dont show a marked improvement in quality of play and end up with a 3rd/4th place finish and knockout round exit
     
  34. Artoo

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    Gavi injured today. Out for awhile.

    :ded:
     
  35. CC_Nole

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    Team is so sad
     
  36. soulfly

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    God damn Kounde sucks.
     
  37. Artoo

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    Well, this fucking sucks
     
  38. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    almost like coaching matters
     
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  39. soulfly

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    Lewa warshed.
     
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  40. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    these guys stink
     
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  41. soulfly

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    Cool. Cancelo is hurt.
     
  42. soulfly

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    And we just conceded another early goal. Awesome.
     
  43. soulfly

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    We’re so fucking awful. Holy shit.
     
  44. soulfly

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    Possibly the ugliest goal I’ve ever seen, but I’ll take it.
     
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  45. Druce

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    Frenkie is legitimately the only link between the central defense and the attack.
     
  46. nexus

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    a stoppage time penalty to save Barca from dropping points to a team from the bottom half?

    Liga is officially back folks
     
  47. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    cant even scheme up a coherent gameplan to easily dispatch a 4th tier opponent

    just a disaster
     
  48. soulfly

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    FDJ’s basically our only fit player worth a fuck. Sad state of affairs.
     
  49. Druce

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    Team is hilariously bad especially when Sergi and Romeu are both on. My god.