MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Was Willy off? They never showed a replay. There is so much space behind Alba. Such a liability.
     
  2. Fusiontegra

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    Tim can retire after that stop on Messi.
     
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  3. SugarShaun

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    Taha gets a start!
     
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  4. Shiggityshwo

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    me that entire sequence:

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    shit was bound to happen
     
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  5. Shiggityshwo

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  6. Fusiontegra

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    Thommy > Messi obv
     
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  7. Fusiontegra

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    If Pulido weren’t such dog water this season, this team might be dangerous.
     
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  8. Shiggityshwo

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    think I would've even came if Sporting had done something with that quick build out of their half
     
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  9. Shiggityshwo

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    ahh geez

    fire up the wpootbgw signal
     
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  10. Fusiontegra

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    wtf was that?

    Clearly a foul and instead Miami ends up with the ball
     
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  11. Shiggityshwo

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    yeah Alba's done for a bit
     
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  12. Fusiontegra

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    Real shame…
     
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  13. electronic

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    Finally got to see a CLTFC match in person that wasn’t some sort of soul crushing performance.
     
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  14. Fusiontegra

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    Getting a yellow on Messi the best moment of Hernandez’s life
     
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  15. SugarShaun

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    If Dirt had to watch a loss, I’m happy he got to see:

    1) Messi goal (beauty too)
    2) Messi assist
    3) Suarez goal
    4) WPIOOTBGW
     
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  16. Rootgers

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    Yep
     
  17. DirtBall

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    ‘Twas incredible
     
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  18. DirtBall

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    Agada was so bad that entire match. Inter’s back line leaves so much space behind them. Should have won 4-2 but thems the breaks.
     
  19. xec

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    The best thing Inter did was to get Gressel off the pitch. Dude was where Inter attacks went to die.
     
  20. DirtBall

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    The group in front of me were some annoying Austin hipsters. 3 kids ages probably 8-14 in full head to toe Messi kits. A dad and a grandpa both in Austin FC shirts. The dad was constantly turning around to ask me questions about KC then around the 80th when my kid was screaming at the ref he turns around and says “if you ever see a match reffed by Ismail Elfath he’s my neighbor and he’s one of the best refs on the planet”…..:edmond:
     
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  21. SugarShaun

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  22. xec

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    2 weeks in a row where RSL could have/should have earned 3 but only got 1. I see another mediocre season on the horizon.
     
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  23. Shiggityshwo

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    that ball was silk my goodness
     
  24. DirtBall

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    Holy shit

     
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  25. DirtBall

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  26. DirtBall

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    4th biggest in MLS history, I know they really wanted that #2 spot

     
  27. DirtBall

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  28. snowfx2

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    We’ve seen him do it multiple times but jfc that Messi strike was absurd
     
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  29. Fusiontegra

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    Leaving with Messi’s kit is the only way you knew he was on the pitch all night.
     
  30. Fusiontegra

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    Should have been Thommy
     
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  31. Arrec Bardwin

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    Gazdag on a yellow kicks the ball 50 yards after a foul call. Should be off.
     
  32. Arrec Bardwin

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    Carranza had a UFC elbow to Almadas face as well, would be 9 men Philly if there was a god.
     
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  33. DirtBall

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  34. snowfx2

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    Kai Wagner could never do that again with his right foot. Hell, most right footers couldn't do that.
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    I think he mishit it looking at the replays, came more off the ankle when it looked like he’s trying to put his laces on it.
     
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  36. Arrec Bardwin

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    AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  37. Arrec Bardwin

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    Just now learning that we got screwed. Fucking philly
     
  38. DirtBall

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    Jim’s having a normal one I see

     
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  39. Arrec Bardwin

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    He’s literally the worst
     
  40. SugarShaun

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    He must’ve really hated that show to still talk shit on it
     
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  41. Rootgers

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    Didn't last long over there

     
  42. El_Pato

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    Highway robbery

     
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  44. DirtBall

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    The randomness of the enforcement/non-enforcement of these is going to be hilarious.
     
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  45. Rootgers

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    They still haven't figured out the "players should exit from the closest touchline/goaline"
     
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  46. DirtBall

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    Still can’t believe Fut fumbled the bag

     
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  47. SugarShaun

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  48. Andy Reocho

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    More of this MLS.
     
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  49. Rootgers

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    :killme:



    Mitchell picking up a season ending injury during an RBNJ2 match in which he scored 4 goals
     
  50. DirtBall

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    He’s done a damn good job, better than I ever expected.