MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Our long national nightmare is over

 

the one time I'd prefer trafico starting at like 10:30...

 

El Trafico. Never disappoints.

 

Fucking embarrassing dive from NYCFC gets called a penalty

 

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again. Was it 3 blocks before they finally scored?

 

That was not a good half

 

Pretty sick front flip from Bouanga

 

get a few minutes of trafico at least

 

Tell me PRO is back without telling me PRO is back

 

Leo comes in and nets the equalizer 10 mins later

 

Fuck

 

And 2 minutes later they go up 2-1

 

DC guy got an ass assist

 

360 is going nuts, goals everywhere

 

route fucking one

 

Goal kick to goal, 3 total touches

 

What the hell happened?

 

Geesh Cucho, what are you doing buddy?

 

Obrian scored for Austin then ran around the field with his kid who looked to be like 6 months old. I think they carded him for it.

 

HOLY SHIT AIDAN!!!!!

 

Calm tf down Flamengo

 

Piss. Missile.

 

Oh my god Bouanga!!!! How!?!?!?

 

DC we’re cunts but their strategy of annoying Cucho all game until he lost his temper worked like a charm

 

He’s annoying as fuck

 

So SJ went up 2-0 in the 58th, it’s now the 67th and they’re down 2-3.

 

FFS Sealy just tap it in

 

He won GK of the year in MLS last year and was the main reason, outside of luck, that STL was so good last year.

 

It's 3-3 now. This game the last 15 minutes has been stupid.

 

It’s also fuckin Roman Burki longtime Dortmund GK

 

Is he right Rootgers ?

 

PEANUT!!!

 

Oh my goodness, Druissi just won it 4-3 in the 101st

 

Can we get a little love for gyasinho’s beautiful lay off as well?

 

It’s been like 4 years since he’s hit a ball like this

 

Idk I don't go north of Newark

 

TYFYS

 

Even Morris is scoring tonight

 

We never celebrate Austin.

 

Boy howdy, we got ourselves a beaut of a day here in the heartland for todays tilt.

 

These idiots on twitter talking about the girls basketball game shattering ratings, do they not realize we got a DirtBall Derby kicking off an hour before? I mean yes, Alan isn’t playing so there won’t be as many el tri eyes but surely a good majority of America will be tuned in. Surely.

 

Injuries had a lot to do with it but Williamson went from our next stud usmnt midfielders to a nobody in record time

 

Love watching a rocket shot from our Big Willy

 

Timbers set piece defending…..yikes

 

What. The. Fuck. Was. That.

 

SKC imploding after that PK miss

 

Sweet. Just like the galaxy game. Completely dominate then shit yourself for 10 minutes to lose.

 

Out scored 8-1 after the 70th minute. 9 points dropped from winning positions. Pathetic.