Mario Cristobal ditched Oregon to go home to Miami

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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    I get why Miami would go all in on Cristobal. But the Pac 12 has never been weaker than since he has been at Oregon.

    He can recruit so it would be a "good" hire. But no one knows how any of the shit will work out. Alabama getting Nick Saban is the only sure thing I can think of.
     
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  2. chuckmasterflex

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    And Meyer at Ohio State.
     
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  5. Born Again Lefty

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    Wow Joe clearly worrying about the Akron job all week and making Mario look bad.

    Guess it’s hard to find to find professionals these days.
     
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    I don’t even know what the fuck is going on anymore
     
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  10. kn88

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    I have little faith in Mario's ability to put a quality offense on the field, which is why I've been on the Lane Train since this coaching search started. With that said, Mario's a big upgrade over Diaz so I can't bitch and moan too much. Just gotta hope for the best.
     
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    Sounds like you're already into bargaining as well. I can relate.
     
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    Lane would be a better hire. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
     
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    Lane in Eugene sign me up.
     
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    can you imagine the Oregon/USC games with Lane and Riley as HCs
     
  16. kn88

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    Indeed. Please check on us in September when the depression hits.
     
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    oh my god we play fucking Georgia next year
     
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    it was going pretty well for Frost before Nebraska called him home and produced a comic book origin story for him
     
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    gotta hope most of their defense goes pro
     
  20. Nole0515

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    and Miami plays TAMU
     
  21. dump

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    would Oregon fans root for Cristobal or the team that their fans bully relentlessly
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    Lane has unfinished business in Los Angeles and guess where the best place to do it is? Yup Westwood
     
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    Ok ok Leach to Oregon Lane to UCLA Chip to Miami to Co-HC with Cristobal let's fuckin do this.
     
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  25. Fancy

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    You're buying drinks in Vegas again if this comes to pass
     
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    You and I are going on a Vegas bender if this happens imo

    Dad's trip!
     
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    is a [redacted] not an option in this scenario?
     
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    Gone
     
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    You would think after Brian Kelly's week coaches would learn to just go back to deflecting this by "I'm only concerned with the team in that locker room right now, etc etc"
     
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    Weaker than his team's performance tonight.
     
  32. Jake Barnes

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    Cristobal makes the most sense of any of the major moves tbh
     
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    His agent on the other hand…
     
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  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It's so strange because most teams' ceilings are determined by their recruiting.

    Cristobal is his own ceiling
     
  36. xec

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    No longer. For example, the 247 national team recruiting rankings from 2018-2021 have Oregon in the top 10 twice, and in the top 15 the other two times. Utah was in the 30s three times and the 40s once. It can be argued that the Ducks have underperformed under Cristobal relative to its recruiting. With Riley at USC, USC should determine Oregon’s recruiting ceiling, rather than Cristobal. It’s probable that USC will make his future recruiting classes notably weaker. Thus the on the field product should also decline. I would say his future at Oregon starting in 2024 is 6-6 to 8-4 annually.
     
  37. Barves2125

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    Do we believe in Cristobal as a true head coach or is it almost entirely recruiting based?
     
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    as a man well accustomed to enjoying 6-6 to 8-4 seasons, it ain’t so bad
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

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    8-4 is the ripe tits imo
     
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    yeah :mulletsmug: at every party for like a year
     
  41. xec

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    I would take it in a heartbeat for my favorite team, but it’s a sharp decline from the Oregon of the past few years.
     
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    ^^^^ DING
     
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    Can Oregon not use facilities money on coaches? Knight needs to open up the wallet.
     
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  44. xec

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    Until a few days ago coaching at Oregon wasn’t an issue. Cristobal has greatly out recruited the rest of the P12. His day to day coaching has fallen short of his recruiting. Even Taggart recruited well in his short stay. The PAC 12 milieu is changed now. I’m not sure how Cristobal’s coordinators and assistants will stack up compared to Riley’s.
     
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  47. chuckmasterflex

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    This man is either too well adjusted or a damn liar. I was too young to appreciate winning 9 in a row against UGA. Now I’m fucking thrilled when we beat Kentucky.
     
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    these are the posts of someone who has no clue what they’re talking about, but is pretending they do.

    The 2021 talent composite has Oregon at #9, USC at #10, Washington at #17, UCLA at #24, and Stanford at #25. The talent gap between Oregon and others isn’t big. Oregon has pulled a few big from Southern California, but we’re not signing tons of top talent from there.Taggart’s class was ranked #19. I could keep going.
     
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    Dude what
     
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