Mario Cristobal ditched Oregon to go home to Miami

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  1. Fancy

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  2. Gritty Badger

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    Didn’t Mario win this game in 2019 and 2020 or did I make that up?
     
  3. Thoros of Beer

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    Ohio State lost to this Oregon team lest we forget
     
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  5. Fancy

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    Anthony Brown is back in. These are the type of in-game adjustments that deserve $10M a year.
     
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  6. dump

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    Ohio State lost to Anthony Brown

    Alabama lost to Zach Calzada

    2021 was zany af
     
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  7. dump

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    maybe Thompson sucks ya know
     
  8. NothingIsOT

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  9. Fancy

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    he does
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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    who’s fault is it this is his QB
     
  11. Gritty Badger

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    actually Mario’s relative John Ruiz

    had no clue they were related until this week
     
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  12. Gritty Badger

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    Miami’s entire pitch was a 3 minute Youtube video of TVD highlights

    all it took
     
  13. NothingIsOT

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    And the infamous Mas family. That Christopher Columbus Catholic High connection I learned about this week too.
     
  14. Jack Parkman

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    Gotta hope he didn’t google defensive highlights
     
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  15. Fancy

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    I have to imagine my USC brethren are quite elated by the current events
     
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  16. Jack Parkman

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    Granted only a 2 game sample size that I’ve watched but these ducks have looked so soft both times vs Utah
     
  17. JGator1

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    pretty impressive he's done well for himself after being the most boring heavyweight boxer ever

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  19. Tman12

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    I'm speaking for myself here. I want the conference to be good and competitive. That being said, I'm worried about you guys going after Lane if Mario leaves. While I think Mario is a good coach, I actually think Miami would be better off hiring Lane. We shall see :beerchug:
     
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  20. Fancy

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    Eh I just think Lane would rather coach in the SEC. I don't think Oregon is attractive enough. Mario is basically as good as we could do
     
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  21. Jack Parkman

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    IF this does happen who is on Oregon fans wishlist?
     
  22. fucktx

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    Oregon should bring in sark
     
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  24. Fancy

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    I cannot believe I am typing this but fans on the 247 site were suggesting MARK HELFRICH. That's rich even for messages board

    I'd take a swing at someone like Nick Saban and move along from there
     
  25. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    here's the old boss going over the succession plan with the new boss

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  26. dump

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    oregon defenders tackle like miami defenders

    yet another sign Cristobal is gone
     
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  28. Walt Disney

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    hopefully Napier === Mario

    :pray:
     
  29. Jack Parkman

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    Chip Kelly coming home?

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  30. Fancy

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    get this -- people also want Justin Wilcox. I am tired of these hoes
     
  31. Jack Parkman

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  33. Fancy

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    I say this with all honesty: I hope Mario stays because we can't do much better but if you guys are coming with $10M a year you're gonna wanna keep the receipts.
     
  34. Fancy

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    Just to add more schadenfreude for the board, our entire team was talking shit all week about how we were gonna beat Utah. Pathetic
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

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    lol

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    FSU? ACC?

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  36. Jack Parkman

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  37. Patface

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    I mean if you dodge the $100 million check due to this, yay?
     
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  38. Fancy

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    Like I said, Mario is about the best we can do. I'd love to think we could get someone better but I won't be mad if we can play defense. Conference championships and an occasional playoff is our ceiling.
     
  39. juice

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    Do Oregon fans actually want Cristobal to get a massive extension?
     
  40. Fancy

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    Ain't my money so I say spend it. We can't afford a rebuild. Just saying he's certainly going to be overpaid in either scenario
     
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  41. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    gonna be on that jimbo million dollars a win contract if riley works out at sc
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    Yeah, If you got to pay a guy $8 million a year, you sort of expect a guy who is good with QB's.
     
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  43. Fancy

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    We've done a great job of creating excuses. It's actually pretty easy and you get kinda used to it
     
  44. fsugrad99

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  45. kn88

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    Please leave these coordinators in Eugene. Thanks.
     
  46. Fancy

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    that is exactly right -- it's the coordinators :golfclap:
     
  47. Jack Parkman

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  48. Patface

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    It’s so annoying that Cristobal isn’t the guy but I couldn’t tell you a better option at Oregon.
     
  49. kn88

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    God I hope it's the coordinators :ohdear:
     
  50. SuperCam

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