It’s pretty clear that something is off with that chick. Micah was her only outlet and she decided to burn that bridge for absolutely the dumbest reason. Paul never gave her the time of day in the pods.
Spoiler: All caught up Chelsea/Kwame: Chelsea made her dad sound like this highly critical monster when the man was super supportive her relationship with. It’s pretty clear to me that he doesn’t really want to live in Seattle and that her specific lifestyle isn’t his vibe. Paul/Micah: Off the top, Micah seems to surround herself with highly problematic children. Her friend clearly doesn’t want her to be in a relationship because she’s selfish/doesn’t have one of her own. It’s some what funny to me that if you swapped the parents of Micah and Paul the personalities would match imo. I don’t fully understand why Micah expects Paul to just up and move to Arizona for half of the year. Brett/Tiffany: They are still the most adult couple of this season. I do see a bit of self sabotaging from Tiffany when it comes to Brett’s lifestyle. But nothing overly alarming. Marshall/Jackie: where do we begin here? I knew when she mentioned her previous relationships that Marshall’s calm qualities would be a sore spot. She’s dated a bunch of Andrew Tate types and doesn’t seem very self aware at times. Marshall calling her a “project” was a bad choice of words. But it was smart of him to remove himself from the situation and go home for the night Miscellaneous: The EP’s have taken the restrictor plates off of this season. Zack getting another shot with Bliss was kind of surprising. The steak dinner incident was hilarious. Overall they seem oddly perfect for one another. Josh has no business being on this show imo. Dude has no friends and is damn near in the Irina zone. They also brought back Amber for seemingly no reason at all.
Micah took the opportunity to dunk on her a few times during that exchange. Again, Paul was never interested in her and his best cast friend is Zack.
My wife was so pissed they let Zach and bliss back in. I also think it's stupid of them. Just date like normal people. Everything about Micah is so confusing. She seems awful and then all these people around her, who are certainly awful too, want to marry her. Her friend is in love with her. Kwame definitely a no. Hard to see anyone but Brett and Tiffany getting married. Well maybe Zach and bliss.
Judging by Josh’s cauliflower ear that would be a really bad idea for Marshall. It really seems like Josh just invited himself.to Chelsea’s birthday party.
Them letting Zack and Bliss stay in it goes against the theme of the show. But in reality the theme of the show is being messy, so it fits. Brett and Tiffany seem like the only normal couple that would come together outside of the show. In a way - Kwame and Chelsea are perfect for each other. In that they’re both kind of inauthentic. Feels like both put on this facade of composure at all times. I bet they stay together for the show and we find up they’re done at the reunion. Imo Josh didn’t invite himself. 100% was brought in by the producers.
I don’t mind Zach and bliss staying on the show, I like Zach and I have a show crush on Bliss. Josh is fucking obnoxious. Jackie might be bipolar and I feel bad for Marshall because he seems like a genuinely good guy who is very emotionally intelligent. I think Jackie is used to being treated like dirt and used and just doesn’t know how to handle someone supporting her. I think Chelsea loves the idea of having found a partner but deep down knows that Kwame isn’t it. Micah deserves her shitty friends.
Completely agree with the take on Chelsea. She just wants a relationship for the sake of a relationship.
The thing ill say is that we have no connection to Josh. We learned more about Amber than Josh to put it into perspective. Also, the other cast members don't really fuck with him.
Shelby was just an all around gross person. Kwame is making way too big of a deal about having a dog in his life now. The apartment conversations are always so weird to me. "Could you see yourself living here?". Most of these people have apartments for the size of one person living in it....only Brett had the sensible answer of "If you like this building we can get a larger place". Lol @ Micah ever living at Paul's.
Laughed at that too. They always try to make it so dramatic and Brett was just like we can move you know. Brett seems like a cool dude.
Yeah, Brett is a normal human being. Paul took offense that Micah wouldn't want to live in an apartment with one closet that has room for like 10 hangers.
I thought Brett was going to say something much more expensive than $1,200 luggage. That really isnt even that crazy, nice luggage is expensive
It feels like she's searching for something not to like about him. Granted, it could be bad editing as well.
I think Jackie was jealous of how awful Irina was this season, and said hold my beer. What a genuinely toxic, broken, awful person
I don’t know why but I have some weird level of sympathy for Jackie. She seems like she’s had some severe trauma in her past that has broken her. Not an excuse for her actions or behavior, but least an explanation. And if hasn’t - what a sociopath. Putting someone like her on the show is kind of a dick move imo. Irina just came off as a wannabe mean girl. She sucks
I went from only thinking one couple get married to 2-3 but I could be wrong on like all of them. Micah when sober and not near her friends might be actually OK.
Btw - Zach getting super preachy about the justice system out of nowhere and the Dad looking at him like he was speaking a foreign language was hilarious.
Irina is still the worst cast member since the blond from season 1 that fed her dog wine and chocolate. Jackie just seems like she has terrible taste in men and wants toxic individuals. Marshall deserves better. But I'm glad he's getting away from that train wreck
Micahs most toxic quality is the people she surrounds herself with. Chelsea makes me highly uncomfortable.
Im on like episode 7 but I couldn’t take Chelsea. Irina is the worst but Jackie isn’t too far behind. Every scene with her and Marshall seemed off and fake. They were a terrible match to begin with. Can’t believe Bliss said yes to that weirdo. Micah is growing on me.
I really can't stand Kwame and there's something off there. So, his brother and sister talk to both his parents and he seems to talk to neither? He seems more worried about leaving the climate of Portland (wtf) for Seattle than anything about Chelsea. I think she's a little crazy, but more normal than 90% of the people on this show. It's gonna piss me off when he says no. His sister seems cool AF too and she doesn't seem to even know what he's gonna say. Chelsea's Dad seems like a great guy...Mom possible cunt. Brett's Dad and brother were awesome. I would have ended it with Micah when she called shit-faced with that gross bitch Shelby during the bachelor party. I'd rather represent myself in court, than have Zack defend me. I think Jacki has passed Irina as the worst person on the show.
Kwame screams “just wanting to be on tv” to me. Maybe it’s because he tried to get on married at first sight as well. With that said… Chelsea seems annoying as hell to me.
Kwame is definitely not feeling it anymore with Chelsea and she sure as shit seems to be too oblivious (or willingly naive) to see it. Jackie sucks. She was right when she said she needed to do a lot of self-work. And that Josh guy sucks too. Micah has horrible judgment when it comes to friends. That Shelby chick is the worst. Zack is a weird dude, but he seems like an okay guy. Really, all the guys seem like okay dudes.
Bliss’s dad is a douche. Loved him ranting about no one taking marriage seriously anymore and then bliss subtly reminding him he’s divorced
Zack telling him about something he’s super passionate about and Bliss’s dad being like “I don’t have an opinion on that at all…” lmao
I for some reason cant stand Paul. he’s kinda fucking full of himself. Micah, meh, idk i dont really care. she’s just whatever. Chelsea seems like her heart is in the right place, but theres def a hint of psycho underneath the surface. Kwame is searching for any reason to stay with Chelsea but i’m pretty sure he knows he doesnt give a fuck about her. he is soooo not interested. Its kinda douchy by now. I like Bliss alot, she seems pretty level headed. Zack. I fucking KNEW he would pick Irena and that it would be the biggest mismatch of the season. I think maybe i can see that line of thinking from myself and its so dumb. I root for him for that very reason and because the women were kinda fucking awful when talking about him. He’s def a weirdo though. Bret and Tif well i mean hell yea.
I saw a comment online from some girl who claims to have dated Zack and she said he wasn’t creepy but he is just kind of a nerdy little boy who never got a chance to grow out of it because of his childhood situation/experiences. I can totally see that. I’m rooting for the guy even if he is a really awkward dude. He seems genuine I think?
I'm not sure I'm rooting for him, but definitely not rooting against him either. He's a dope, but probably a harmless dope. I did feel a bit bad for him during the "bachelor party" when then burlesque lady came out