Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. Duck Smoker

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    This guy is off to a very good start - 16 IP, 1 BB, 25 K is pretty absurd.
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  2. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tork is Ass
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    Fuck you Tork
     
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  3. Celemo

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    homeboy sucks
     
  4. smeegsgreen

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    Tork is junk
     
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  5. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tork is ass
     
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    Björk > Tork
     
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  7. DetroitNole

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    We are 26 games into the season and still have guys who play regularly/starting hitting .190, .171, .125 and .079...
     
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  8. 20/20/20/20

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    Spencer’s up? Here comes another Tork L, son
     
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  9. Vinegar Strokes

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    Last chance to get your DM’s in for the Torkelbust Memorial List
     
  10. 20/20/20/20

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  11. Vinegar Strokes

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    Happy Saturday. It's time for the weekly addition of the Torklebust Memorial List.

    No change at the #1 spot this week.

    Torklebust Memorial Hot List - Week 3.

    1. Colt Keith - Enough is enough, time to produce. I would have pulled the trigger by now, but I'm a firm believer in his abilities and think he will turn it around. Time is running out though. Will a demotion to AAA automatically trigger the bust call out? Maybe we will find out this upcoming week.

    2. Parker Meadows - Congrats to Parker for getting one big hit this week, and lowering his batting average from .095 to .079. Maybe it's time for him to consult with his brother and quit baseball. You're career is pretty much over once you're delcared a bust by Mr. Strokes.

    3. Dillon Dingler - Sucks at hitting, just like everyone else on the team. Will be 26 in a couple months. Looking like a career minor leaguer.

    4. Max Clark (Tik Tok Boy) - Tik Tok Boy had an excellent week and is climbing down the bust list. His hair was flowing, and he was rounding the bases hit after hit. While not great, he is now slashing .279/.378/.755 on the season.

    5. Jace Jung - New addition to the list. Hitting .216 on the season for the Mud Hens. And made a costly error that almost cost the Mud Hens a victory last Sunday.
     
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  12. DetroitNole

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    Not a fan of declaring international signings busts? Weren't Campos and Christian Santana bigger FA (think maybe both were record signings at the time for us)

    Santana is hitting .130 at age 20 in his second year in Lakeland

    Campos has a .685 ops with no HR in his second year in West Michigan
     
  13. Vinegar Strokes

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    I will take these into consideration for next week's reveal.
     
  14. smeegsgreen

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    Tork is like a lost dog at the plate
     
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  15. Vinegar Strokes

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    Send Tork’s bitch ass to Toledo. Stop focusing on your clothing line, and start fucking hitting the ball.
     
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  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck you Tork. Worst fielder and hitter in the league.
     
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  17. smeegsgreen

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    He can’t hit
     
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  18. DetroitNole

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    I don't know what's worse, that Torkelson has a .583 ops, or that his ops is still higher than 4 other starters....
     
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  19. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tork booed off the field after his last at bat. Should be going down to Toledo soon.
     
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  20. 20/20/20/20

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    He’s a first basemen and former 1.1, though. And he’s literally a below replacement level player.
     
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  21. DetroitNole

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    My post isn't defending him. Just was highlighting overall how shitty our offense is, that his horrible season isn't even top 4 worst hitting wise in our starting lineup. Over 50% of our lineup is unplayable trash at the plate right now
     
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  22. Vinegar Strokes

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    you can afford to have those types of guys at SS, C and CF if their defense is good. 1B with a .550 OPS is unacceptable, especially if he’s worst defender in league,
     
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  23. DetroitNole

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    Down in AAA

    Baddoo is slashing .293/.413/.507
    Vilade .367/.433/.550
    Hiura. 300/.333/.489
    Malloy .259/.402/.400
    Jung .242/.349/.451

    How long they going to let guys like Tork, Keith, Meadows flounder?
     
  24. Lip

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    Hiura is somehow only 27 and should def be up with the big club
     
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  25. DetroitNole

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    Hiura and Baddoo should be called up and Tork and Meadows sent down. Vilade is also only 25 and a former 2nd rd pick. He also started 2 games at 2b for toledo this year so maybe swap him and Keith if he stays hot and is serviceable playing 2nd
     
  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    Baddoo is a platoon, that can't hit lefties, and not great against righties either. I'd still rather have Meadows over him on the roster.

    Hiura should be up, with Tork down.

    Ibanez is coming back on Monday. I think they need to send Keith down to AAA. His girlfriend posted how she is looking forward to the Yankees series and all the outfits she has for it. Would be great if he gets sent down right before that series.
     
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  27. Vinegar Strokes

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    Benched again.

     
    #18427 Vinegar Strokes, Apr 28, 2024
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  28. smeegsgreen

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    Can’t blame hinch one bit. Send him down Monday too
     
  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    Keith need to go down too? How has worst OPS in all of baseball. Shaping up to be awful decision to give him extension before proving anything.
     
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  30. 20/20/20/20

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    Very nice win.
     
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  31. DirtBall

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  32. football501

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    Skubal is a problem, do not like
     
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  33. DetroitNole

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    Since you posted this Jung is 5-5 with 5 bb and 2 doubles (on base 10 straight PA).

    Your list must be bulletin board material in our minor league camps
     
  34. DeToxRox

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    Flaherty with six straight K’s to open the game.
     
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  35. DeToxRox

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    Flaherty has 13 K in 6 IP on only 78 pitches. It’s like he’s facing an inter squad lineup.
     
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  36. MG2

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    Going to be pretty annoyed if we waste that Flaherty effort
     
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  37. DetroitNole

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    We will because this offense is pathetic. Our absolute lack of urgency to add an impact bat this offseason on top of relying too heavily on some unproven prospects is going to ruin a great year from this pitching staff
     
    #18437 DetroitNole, Apr 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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  39. Vinegar Strokes

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  40. DetroitNole

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    Colt keith currently has a .165 SLUGGING percentage... like how long are we going to let him, Meadows and Tork go?
     
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  41. smeegsgreen

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    His swing is too long, he can’t hit to the opposite field and he doesn’t recognize pitches. Can’t field either. Idk what they do w him.
     
  42. LeonardWashington

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    Just curious- why did Foley not pitch the 9th? Is this something that normally happens? First time I noticed it this year
     
  43. Vinegar Strokes

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    they will throw him in the 8th if he’s going up against other teams better hitters
     
  44. DeToxRox

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    Perez won’t keep this up but how can you send him down?
     
  45. DetroitNole

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    Finding a way to lose both these will really be something
     
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  46. Vinegar Strokes

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    Thank you Avila, for Perez. You da man.
     
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    Perez might be decent.
     
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  48. DetroitNole

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    This ump gave this pitcher at least two strikes this half inning that weren't close to the zone, yet the pitcher is still bitching he's not getting other non strikes called a strike
     
  49. Vinegar Strokes

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    Congrats to Torkelbust and Keith for going the whole month of April with no homers,
     
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