Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. Vinegar Strokes

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    Torkelson fucking sucks.
     
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  2. DeToxRox

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    If we lose this series we should be forced to move the team to Sacramento so Oakland can just play here.
     
  3. DeToxRox

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    Tony Clark needs to get on the horn with Scott Harris to try and have Flaherty removed from the rotation.
     
  4. Vinegar Strokes

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    Great off-season by Harris.

    Maeda and Flaherty fucking suck.

    passed up a future HOF in the draft for a Tik Tok star that can’t hit.
     
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  5. DetroitNole

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    And didn't address this offense beside some bargain bin guys. It's why I haven't gotten too excited about this start against shitty teams
     
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  6. DeToxRox

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    This guy has thrown more balls than strikes and we haven’t scored
     
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  7. DeToxRox

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  8. Vinegar Strokes

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    Probably Meadows or McInstry,
     
  9. ~ taylor ~

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    Meadows makes some sense, but it's so early and he's still walking. McKinstry is getting on base.

    Maybe someone is dinged. Or is someone's wife knocked up and due?
     
  10. ~ taylor ~

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    Baez makes the most sense Perez.
     
  11. DeToxRox

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  12. ~ taylor ~

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    Ibànez is hitting like .123. We'll be okay without him.
     
  13. Vinegar Strokes

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    that’s one of the better averages on our roster.
     
  14. DetroitNole

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    He's actually hitting .267 which is 4th on the team behind three other bench/part time players...

    No qualified hitter on this team is above .215
     
  15. smeegsgreen

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    Torkelson has the IQ of a child Jesus christ
     
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  16. Tug

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    Child Jesus Christ probably has a high IQ though, no?
     
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  17. Vinegar Strokes

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    Well this game is over. Fuck
     
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  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tork is so bad. You need to send his ass to Toledo.
     
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  19. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck you Tork.
     
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  20. Vinegar Strokes

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    These guys no longer fuck
     
  21. Vinegar Strokes

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    Just kidding. This team fucks.
     
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  22. ~ taylor ~

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    Hey hey, we fuck again!
     
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  23. DeToxRox

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  24. Vinegar Strokes

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    One of next two games probably getting rained out. So makes sense
     
  25. Vinegar Strokes

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    Big game for Skubal tonight. Needs to impress before the updated Vinegar Strokes Bust Hot List comes out tomorrow morning.
     
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  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    This team is so fucking stupid. Didn’t Carpenter get thrown out doing same thing the other day? That is on the runner and not the coach
     
  27. ~ taylor ~

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  28. Celemo

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    Suck it Minnesota
     
  29. Vinegar Strokes

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  30. Vinegar Strokes

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    Parker Meadows with his 4th K on the night. Lowers his batting average to .069
     
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  31. BleedinGreen

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    Impressive use of the baseball bat beer mugs there, lol.
     
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    Meadows needs to get his stuff together. This is bad.
     
  33. Vinegar Strokes

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    needs a stint in Toledo
     
  34. Vinegar Strokes

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    The moment you have been waiting for all week.

    If you're not familiar. These guys have not been declared busts yet but could be if they don't get their head out of their ass and start performing. For reference: Greene, Baez, Mize, Torkelson, Jobe and Faedo have already been declared busts, and are not eligible.

    Please DM Vinegar Strokes for recommended additions to the list by next Friday.

    April 13th, 2024 - Bust Hot List
    1. Max Clark (Tik Tok Boy) - Slashing .136 / .286 / .136 on the season. Yikes. Looking like an awful pick by Scott Smarter than you Harris.
    2. Colt Keith - hitting .220 on the season, with 1 extra base hit. What happened to all that power we saw in the minors last year? 24 at bats away from being qualified to be declared a bust. Will he show enough this upcoming week to avoid being the first player on the season to be declared a bust? I guess we'll have to see.
    3. Parker Meadows - Hitting .069 on the season. Contrary to popular belief, that is not nice. Is a stint in Toledo on the horizon?
    4. Maeda - Gave up 3 runs and 4 walks to the lousy Athletics. He did however lower his ERA down to 9.00.
    5. Dingler - a new addition to the list. He's 3 for 25 on the season.
     
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  35. Constant

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    Wouldn't it be easier to keep a not-bust list?
     
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  36. ~ taylor ~

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    let him cook
     
  37. 20/20/20/20

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    Somehow winning but my god he’s striking everyone out
     
  38. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tork fucking blows.
     
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  39. 20/20/20/20

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    8 Ks through 3 lmao
     
  40. 20/20/20/20

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    10 through 4, finally ended the streak of 8 straight strikeouts
     
  41. DetroitNole

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    Maeda is a ticking time bomb out there
     
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  42. smeegsgreen

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  43. 20/20/20/20

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    Find a way to get a run
     
  44. 20/20/20/20

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    Can Torkelson be the hero?
     
  45. Vinegar Strokes

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    Garbage at bat by Canha. And of course anti clutch Tork strikes outs
     
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  46. 20/20/20/20

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    Of course not. I don’t understand how he can’t adjust to go the other way when they are exclusively pitching him outside and a single wins the game.
     
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