Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. buckwild

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  2. DetroitNole

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    1st the cleats with the tweets calling him a bust. Then the hot week after making your bust rankings. Now a HR after you said he's just hitting a lot of singles

    We sure he isn't in this thread?
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    Vin is running a Torkelbust Memorial Hot List Tik Tok account.
     
  4. Vinegar Strokes

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    Should I troll another Tik Tok Star (Colt Keith's girlfriend)? She posts outfit videos before every game.

    "Hey Love your Videos. Are you going to continue these when Colt is playing in Toledo next week?"
     
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  5. DeToxRox

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    can we see her bust?
     
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  6. Vinegar Strokes

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    Buddy Kennedy > Colt Keith.

    wouldn’t be shocked to see him optioned after the game.
     
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  7. smeegsgreen

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    Bobby has more HRs than tork
     
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  8. Vinegar Strokes

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    we need to call up Hiuara and make him full time 1b. Move Torkelbust to DH
     
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  9. Lip

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  10. 20/20/20/20

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    Buddy Kennedy not a bust yet
     
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  12. Vinegar Strokes

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    Her mom is nice.

     
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  13. DetroitNole

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  15. Constant

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    Will listen.
     
  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yo Keith. Hit the fucking ball man. You’re leaving me no choice, but to drop the B word come Saturday
     
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  17. Lip

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    skubal with this bullpen is dirty
     
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  18. MG2

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    The work that Fetter has done since he got here of putting out competent bullpens built almost entirely around no-name AAAA guys has been amazing since he's been here.
     
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  20. MG2

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  22. smeegsgreen

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    Tork off day after looking lost at the plate yesterday
     
  23. 20/20/20/20

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    Florida man homers in Florida!
     
  24. 20/20/20/20

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    Meadows, Kelly, and Greene all had solid hard hits in that inning. I’m glad Greene finally got rewarded.
     
  25. 20/20/20/20

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    Colt Keith’s body language looks awful
     
  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    Colt needs to go to Toledo.
     
  27. MG2

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    I dumped Maeda from my fantasy squad last week because he was sucking, so you're welcome for his good performance tonight.
     
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  28. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck you Faeda, and fuck you Avila.
     
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  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck yeah Riley. You da man.
     
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  30. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck yeah Canha. You da man
     
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  31. ~ taylor ~

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    Riley Greene, not a bust. But guess who is, first baseman Torkelbust!
     
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    That play was amazing
     
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  33. Vinegar Strokes

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    what about Colt Keith?
     
  34. ~ taylor ~

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    I’m still working on the next verse
     
  35. ~ taylor ~

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    Something about Keith and his girlfriend together are a couple of fine busts.
     
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  36. Vinegar Strokes

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    he just signed his new contract a few months ago. Will likely see the new bust over the summer. Takes about 6 to 9 months to get appointment these days.
     
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  37. DetroitNole

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    ***Michael Jordan I took it personally gif*****



    He's hitting over .300 with a .830 ops now
     
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  38. MG2

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    Baez dragging that wRC+ to 50. Watch out, world
     
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  39. MG2

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    Based on everything I've ever read about him and not seeing the play before reading the tweet, I would have bet a lot of money he flipped his helmet off as he rounded 1st to make sure the flow was on display heading into third.
     
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  40. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck you Vest
     
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  41. Vinegar Strokes

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    This guy gonna be good. 2nd baseman of the future

     
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    McBustigle?
     
  43. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Need Max Anderson to start tapping into some of his power profile and we’ll have a stew going.

    Colt Keith is the frustrating one right now. His K and BB rates are fine, so he isn’t completely overmatched, but he also can’t get the ball out of the end zone, and is hitting .200 on balls in play, which is still somehow better than his actual average.
     
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    I think every player in the MLB has a better average on balls in play than their actual average.
     
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  45. 20/20/20/20

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    This post brought up an interesting point that I don’t know why I never considered before: why do baserunners continue to wear batting helmets after they are on base? There doesn’t seem to be a need. They take off their leg and elbow guards, etc once they reach base. Why does the helmet stay on?
     
  46. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Depends on how many HR they hit (see: Trout, Mike), but yeah I didn’t entirely think that through.
     
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  47. MG2

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    There's still risky situations with throws and batted balls. The 1st and 3rd base coaches wear helmets now. Guys get hit by errant throws or tags while sliding somewhat regularly.
     
  48. nofatchildren - cissp

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    I think it’s good to keep it on at first for pickoff attempts, and possibly throws down to second on SB attempts. Once you get to second, most guys could maybe do without it for the most part, but they aren’t gonna delay the game so someone can run out and grab your helmet.
     
  49. ~ taylor ~

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    Batted and thrown balls pose a danger to runners.
     
  50. 20/20/20/20

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    Jobe had a good outing. The walk was the leadoff batter.