Cincinnati zoo kills gorilla to save child who slipped into enclosure

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  1. Nostradumass

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    Tranquilizing it very likely would have agitated and disoriented it for a couple minutes before the drugs kicked in, endangering the child further.

    source: Youtube videos and such.
     
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  2. repoocs

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    This. I've been there often, too. It would take a bit if work for a man to throw a two year old into that exhibit. I can't fathom how long the kid had to climb.

    It's not like you can just look right down and fall over into it, either. There's space between the rail and the wall. It would take a couple separate climbs for a kid to fall in.
     
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  3. RoyalShocker

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    Really think I feel worse about the gorilla dying than if the kid had been killed. I'm a horrible human being.
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

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    That kid's in for a lifetime of emotional and mental fuckery and self-blaming
     
  5. Upton^2

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    Also - the article in the OP
     
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  6. Upton^2

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    Good thing 'Mommy's here!!'
     
  7. Can I Spliff it

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    Well that makes Shitty AMC Show even worse
     
  8. You and You

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    FWIW, doubt he would have hurt the kid.

    Gorillas in this siuation have actually come off as being pretty protective in the past.
     
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  9. CF3234

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    They weren't worried about the gorilla intentionally hurting the kid. He was dragging the kid around like a rag doll. It looked like he was trying to help but doing more harm than good
     
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  10. Nostradumass

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    didn't read.gif
     
  11. kinghill

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    "gorilla wouldn't hurt the kid, gorilla was protecting him" comments are hilarious. Those are the majority of the social media comments.
     
  12. GrizzliesDrew

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    @paviddowell What if this is all (pun intended) guerrilla marketing for those leashes for children?
     
  13. Goose

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    I'm a member of the cincy zoo and it's also a solid 10+ foot drop, IIRC.
     
  14. HoosDaMan

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    Quite a bit of discussion about race but that all went silent when it was revealed, apparently, that the kid was black.
     
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  15. Chicago Seminole

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    I think he was tossing him around.

    He was really agitated like "WTF is this thing"

    That gorilla that hugged the kid from several years ago was a chick, so different situation.

    You probably aren't An Alpha like me so you don't understand.
     
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  16. Chicago Seminole

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    Nope.

    Either One less future OSU poster or one less "Ohio vs Florida man" article.

    Not a big loss IMO
     
  17. Pelican

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    AWWWWW SHIT BRUH NO YOU DI-INT
     
  18. —

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    I think gorillas actually have a good track record of protecting kids who get in exhibits but obviously a horde of idiots screaming just aggravated the situation (and I'd probably be one of those idiots screaming if I was there).

    Shitty situation. Bad parenting. I've never been to that zoo but I've been to plenty and I'm pretty sure that kid was unsupervised for a solid 3-5 minutes in order to pull off this feat.

    in the end everyone lost
     
  19. TDCD

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    Not sure what I'd do if I was there but no way am I filming that. Don't want video of a gorilla mauling a child apart on my goddamn phone
     
  20. Pelican

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    The best thing you can do in those situations is just yell out "mommy's right here!"
     
  21. Doc Louis

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    Way to be patient and wait for the Ohio state post to be made
     
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  23. HoosDaMan

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    If he had fallen into the Bengal Tiger exhibit he would have been completely safe.
     
  24. EdmondDantes

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    i will hold off on the judiciousness of shooting the gorilla until we can get a full breakdown from local expert dblplay1212, who is the boards foremost authority on the appropriateness of "shoots".
     
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  25. IHHH

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    7/24 job right there
     
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  26. Goose

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    Have they said where the family is from? My money is on Kentucky, Indiana, or the westside
     
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  27. og

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    zoo's really shouldnt even be a thing.
     
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  28. cutig

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    Not sure if serious, but they do a lot of good work at zoos.. aside from just exhibiting animals
     
  29. $P1

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    Neither should that apostrophe
     
  30. OHW

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  31. og

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    ooooooooooo

    yeah you could do that without the exhibits
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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    Zoo's what?
     
  33. cutig

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    Couldn't pay for it
     
  34. SuperCam

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    That gorilla saw the kid and was like

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    but noooooooo
     
  35. ButchCassidy

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    The drag across the water did look a little rough, but they said the boy left the hospital with no injuries.
     
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  36. dukebuckeye

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    Has shoot the parents instead of the gorilla been suggested? If not, should've shot the parents, not the gorilla.
     
  37. ~ taylor ~

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    The parents are from Columbus and the gorilla taught at Cincinnati.
     
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  38. southlick

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    Daily Mail US ‏@DailyMail 1m1 minute ago
    Police says parents of boy who fell into gorilla enclosure could face charges http://dailym.ai/1WU2IW
     
  39. Can I Spliff it

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    I now totally understand this, and support it for kids in zoos.
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    The kid is white.
     
  41. Nostradumass

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    It's don't matter if you're black or white.
     
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  42. Houndster

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    That gorilla likely would have offered better parenting than that kid will ever get.
     
  43. fucktx

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    should have taken the parents life too

    life for life imo
     
  44. —

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    The parents should've been forced to fight the gorilla for their child. If they won them they keep him if they lose we get a real jungle book scenario happening under the eyes of the nation
     
  45. southlick

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    Ha, at this faggot
     
  46. RoyalShocker

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    The Many Faced God is owed a life.
     
  47. HotMic

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    Where were these zoos when I was in school?
     
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    I'll tag him since it seems you forgot to

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  50. GrizzliesDrew

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    I would love to be in family court for that custody hearing
     
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