Cincinnati zoo kills gorilla to save child who slipped into enclosure

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    I would pay extra if they enclosed an area with seating and I could watch animals attacking humans taking selfies.
     
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    We were born in the wrong era brother, now if for some reason this type of stuff becomes legal again i am totally in.
     
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    Too bad it didn't kill her
     
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    They have signs and fences. Sometimes you have to let nature cleanse the Earth of people not designed to be here.
     
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    Pour out a lil coffee for ya, breh:tebow:
     
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    Wish it would’ve mauled her.
     
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    So, you wanted it to die as well?
     
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    Someone said that there’s a moat between her and the lion, but she needs to be arrested for this.
     
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    I’d be ok if the lion lost a life. They got like nine of them.
     
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    Feels like just yesterday
     
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    Going back through this thread is incredible. Parents telling fantasy stories about how their kid vanished “IN SECONDS” at the airport. No, that’s literally impossible, you lost track of your kid for several minutes, at least, and you’re remembering it in a way that relieves you of responsibility.
     
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