If there is anyway that guy got victimized by a catfish, my god what a retard. Just when you thought missing tackles against bama's freakish swamp nog running backs was the only thing that could drop a guy draft stock.
The Catholic Church is losing its touch. One imaginary girlfriend = 3 weeks. Thousands of alter boys = decades.
Jason Whitlock @WhitlockJason Jimmy McNulty is somewhere cackling, rolling a blunt and slamming Jameson. #fakeserialkiller
First of all, to understand what happened to Manti, you gotta understand who Manti the Mormon WAS. Now Manti was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Brian Kelly. He's a small-time football corch and, uh, got very lucky in 2012. So he puts Manti into training, next thing you know Manti's GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against Alabama. And Manti said, "No, man, that's Lacy, I can't tackle Lacy!" And he made him try to tackle him anyway. And then Manti, Killed his NFL draft stock. And Manti said, "That's it!" And he called off all his training, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow.
Chris Huston @HeismanPundit Jim Rome asked Te'o about his GF: "What was she like?" Te'o: "I can't describe her."
te'o just released statement says met her online, never met her; just spoke online and on phone says people need to be careful who they meet online
I cannot wait to see what our next 5 star LB can do at ND off the field. He full NOG Possibilities are endless
Well fuck him for having a response that will keep most idiots on his side (He is a mormon so it could be the actual sad pathetic case)