SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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    Now would be a good time for Te'o to consider going on a Mormon mission
     
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    So the media actually respected a grieving family for once, that's a shock. If I had a family member die and the news wanted to interview me about it I'd probably end up killing someone
     
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    A hoax? Oh so when he said "Her last words to me were: I love you!" what he meant was "Her last words were a DM on Twitter. We'd never met."
     
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    fixed it for manti
     
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    Pelican you're Teo's gay lover/fake online girlfriend?
     
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    Re: Deadspin article claiming manti's girlfriend death a hoax Reply


    If it were coming from anywhere other than Deadspin, I'd at least give it a chance. But that place is really scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of journalistic "integrity." The people who write the articles on that site are nothing more than glorified message board posters. The fact that they're ok with how they go about writing articles shows they have no interest in being taken seriously so I don't know why they even bother wasting their time with stuff like that. They pander to immature internet losers, and do a very good job of it. And they'll probably be the first ones to wonder why no reasonable person cares about what they write, no matter how true or not it may be.
     
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    Not everyone that dies has an obituary printed or posted online.

    It is easy to say in hindsight that the media should have done a better job, but it is hard to blame them for believing the story when the kid is giving details and family members are seemingly corroborating them.
     
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    Some of u are funny...are u the people buying those magazines in the grocery stores...ALIEN HAS HUMAN BABY!!!
     
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    Well, that's kinda the point. Normally the media would have been all over the gf's family asking for their reaction to outpouring of love from Manti and ND blah blah blah. I'm sure they tried it here, couldn't find anyone, and just moved on. It's amazing that nobody stopped to look into it for so long.
     
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    you all know who is behind this...ever since the heisman ceremony ended and klein didn't get it

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    Re: Deadspin article claiming manti's girlfriend death a hoax Reply

    Okay, I'm just going to say it, I don't care one way or the other. It had nothing to do with his play on the field.

    It's intriguing in a tawdry tabloid kind of way, but so what. It's not like he was on steroids for 7 tour de frances and denied it.

    What's going to be painful here is dealing with denials, or head scratching, or whatever. If the story is false, we now have to watch Teo squirm and explain it? If it's true, maybe he didn't know. Maybe he's a virgin. Maybe he did know and was complicit. If it is all true, this is the definition of a victimless crime. I say a big Who cares!
     
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    Good news is Te'o didn't need that Heisman, an Oscar would be a much more appropriate award.
     
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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Hopefully it ends the same and Manti gets HIV.
     
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    Dear Father Te'o: Instead of calling for a boycott over your son's pic in a local newspaper, ask Manti for a pic of him and the GF together.
     
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    This is incredibly embarrassing either way.

    If he knew about it, he's a despicable human being that deserves anything coming to him.

    If he didn't know about it, he's a pretty pathetic human being regardless.

    If ND knew about it before the 26th, I'd honestly be beyond embarrassed with how they handled it. The fact that a reporter got to it before they released a statement is embarrassing enough.
     
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    well when i get home, im throwing away all my lei's
     
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    Which TMB'er is responsible for this......
     
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    Cliffs on what happened:
    -Te'o meets TMB user Aeroforz1
    -They start pounding each other's buttholes
    -Aero comes up with plot to help cover up Manti's gayness
    -Aero gets pissed with ND's performance against Bama, decides to tip off deadspin about the story
     
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    Originally posted by Rock n Rolla:
    Okay, I'm just going to say it, I don't care one way or the other. It had nothing to do with his play on the field.

    It's intriguing in a tawdry tabloid kind of way, but so what. It's not like he was on steroids for 7 tour de frances and denied it.

    What's going to be painful here is dealing with denials, or head scratching, or whatever. If the story is false, we now have to watch Teo squirm and explain it? If it's true, maybe he didn't know. Maybe he's a virgin. Maybe he did know and was complicit. If it is all true, this is the definition of a victimless crime. I say a big Who cares!

    He slept with a bunch of girls at ND. This is pretty well known/accepted around campus.
     
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    Did Te'o give any quotes about her after the 26th?
     
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    Is anybody really that surprised that a Morman Samoan that attends Notre Dame would do something like this?
     
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    Pelican were you asking a hypothetical or do you have something?
     
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    The most shocking part of this is that it makes Te'o's tackle numbers only the second least genuine part of him
     
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    Come on Pelican , what do you know.
     
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    holy shit
     
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    Tressel knew about this in 2011.
     
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    Then the man has already received his punishment IMO
     
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    i never thought ND could make up a bigger lie than rudy

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    TMBer?
     
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    When is Te'o going on Oprah?
     
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