#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Can I Spliff it, Aug 22, 2015.

  1. One Two

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    Did you watch the video?
     
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  2. 40wwttamgib

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    yes. i said it didn't LOOK bad. i know it's abhorrent, just doesn't look terrible on the surface.
     
  3. One Two

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    “Hey man, what if a guy marinated his hot dogs in Jager? I know that’d be gross, right?! Not that I have ever done it, but like what would you think about me if I did? Not that I marinate my hot dogs in Jager or anything. Just curious.”
     
  4. 40wwttamgib

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    you're being awfully weird about this. the end product just looked like a hot dog - which is what i was commenting on.
     
  5. One Two

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    I think that was part of the bit, bc there is no way the final product was the result of what they did to that poor piece of processed meat. Was just having fun
     
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  6. jrmy

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    I was disgusted by Red Bull ketchup but I immediately stopped the video when they pulled out the Jager.
     
  7. Clown Baby

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  8. DrTomOsbourne

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    Mom is fucking DONE with the bullshit

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    *your. Cmon mom
     
  9. Clown Baby

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  10. DrTomOsbourne

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    Ok ill stop I thought people liked them my bad.
     
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  11. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Your mother is my current favorite part of this board. Don't let Clown Baby stop you. He thinks twizzlers are a top tier candy, wtf does he know.
     
  12. C A N E

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  13. One Two

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  14. Detlef Schrempf

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    I love them
     
  15. $P1

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  16. BuckeyeRiot

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    Thumbnail looks like raw chicken breast.
     
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  17. CF3234

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  18. a.tramp

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  19. BuckeyeRiot

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    That looks like the worst meatloaf in history.
     
  20. HOOSINSC

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  21. 40wwttamgib

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    this is atrocious
     
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  22. CF3234

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    Boiling bacon should be a crime.
     
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  23. brolift

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    can't stop laughing at the pineapple
     
  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. 40wwttamgib

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    that’s cum
     
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  26. brolift

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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. Popovio

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    How the fuck are you even meant to eat that?
     
  29. Arrec Bardwin

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    Butt funnel
     
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  30. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’m not not willing to try that.
     
  31. Detlef Schrempf

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    I don’t know, but I’m willing to try it.
     
  32. London Humphreys

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    Just treat it like a bread bowl. Eat pasta first and then the tasty bread covered in sauce. Duh
     
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  33. Can I Spliff it

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  34. Clown Baby

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  35. Detlef Schrempf

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    You telling me you wouldn’t eat it?
     
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  36. brolift

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    Put in mouth
    Chew
    Swallow
    Hth
     
  37. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Watch the entire thing. It keeps getting better.
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

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    saw this shit the other day and was like what the fuck is that.
     
  39. Irush

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    People like this should be in work camps
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “Should we put it back in?”
     
  41. wes tegg

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    Bullshit caption. That’s actually the state dish of Texas.
     
  42. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah because Texas would really spread all the meat around and put the block of cheese in the middle for the vegetarians.
     
  43. Irush

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    I mean that video was definitely recorded in some affluent suburb of Dallas
     
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  44. WC

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    skiedfrillet what the fuck are you doing here
     
  45. wes tegg

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    This is on the menu at the state restaurant (Texas Roadhouse).
     
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  46. HotMic

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    Dan with a solid entry for saddest taco ever

     
  47. Arrec Bardwin

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    Who takes a picture of a taco after you already ate half of it
     
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  48. 40wwttamgib

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    Cucumbers suck unless they’re pickles. I like pickles.
     
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  49. bertwing

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