Bad Police Thread - where calling the police is a gamble

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  1. VaxRule

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    The Venn diagram of the people that love this and the people that hate black Santas is just one circle.
     
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  2. Bruce Wayne

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  3. pperc

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    Altoona… PA?
     
  4. Illinihockey

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    Guys you probably won’t believe this

     
  5. ats

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    Makes sense

    I hate fat blue line Santa and have black, Mexican, and white Santa decorations in the living room. I feel that my wife is responsible for supporting a small village in the fall/winter with all of the Halloween and Christmas displays we have up inside and outside. Luckily most of it is local artisan and not just big box decorations though she loves the damn inflatables for the yard too.
     
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  7. Can I Spliff it

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  8. timo

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    A group of five Black correctional officers at a Hagerstown, Maryland, prison says white officers are controlling the facility with a race-based “gang.”

    They are accusing the “gang” of officers of discrimination, retaliation and fraud, adding that they have also created a hostile work environment.
     
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  9. dblplay1212

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  10. timo

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    this fucking country, man...
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

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    yup I’ve seen enough this experiment has failed
     
  12. dblplay1212

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    This is probably 20 minutes from my house, first I've heard of it. I should watch local news more, not sure it's been covered or not.
     
  13. Cornfed Buffalo

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    :awshucks:
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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    Reminder. Never call the cops they just make the situation worse.
     
  15. BudKilmer

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    Sorry dump your drink will be warm

     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    reality doesn’t show anything. The cop just starts yelling “shots fired” and unloads on the car. The woman cop unloads on the car too. Dude was literally handcuffed and had been searched. Who did they think he was “ Houdini”? Luckily the guy wasn’t hit and the first dumbass cop resigned.
     
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  18. IHHH

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    wait? The woman cop started to shoot at the other cop because she thought the guy magically got out of the car? What an idiot
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    idk how you got that from what I wrote but, no she started shooting at the patrol car where the guy was handcuffed in the back seat
     
  20. Emma

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    That's some Reno 911 shit
     
  21. IHHH

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    I did not get that from what you wrote, that was my interpretation of the video but I watched fast. Why the hell would she or he shoot at the car? That is even stupider
     
  22. dblplay1212

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    Wtf did I just watch? At 12:45 he's just walking by the car and then drops and rolls and yells shots fired... by who? Did he just imagine that? Then they bitb blindly empty clips into the car?
     
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  23. IHHH

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    Nothing makes any sense, he had a breakdown maybe. Good thing he resigned
     
  24. dblplay1212

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    lol at the bolded part. There was no gunshot sound.

    "Deputy Hernandez was approaching the passenger side rear door of his patrol car to do a secondary search of Jackson when he heard a pop sound which he perceived to be a gunshot and believed he had been hit," the release states. "He began yelling 'shots fired' multiple times, falling to the ground and rolling. He fired into the patrol car. After witnessing Deputy Hernandez’s response and reaction and fearing for his life, the Sergeant responded with gunshots towards the car as well in response to the perceived threat."

    Jackson was not hit. No weapon was located.

    " The audible sound Deputy Hernandez reported can be heard on body cam video and witnesses also attested they heard the sound they thought could have been a muffled gunshot," the release states.
     
  25. IHHH

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    what a country you have, any sound that ressembles a gunshot just a little and you have two cops shooting everywhere in a residential neighborhood.
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    I played the video multiple times. I raised the volume. I put headphones on. There was no gunshot. There was nothing that sounded like a gunshot. No body but the two cops fired a shot (at a handcuffed man in a patrol car). I hope the guy gets paid.
     
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  27. Doyle McPoyle

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    I was confused when I watched it so I read the comments. Someone pointed out that at about the 13 minute mark if you slow the video down you can see an acorn fall and hit the roof of the car and make a little noise and the cop freaks out. So yeah... Reno 911 shit is an accurate description.
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    this hilarious and absolutely frightening
     
  29. Mister Me Too

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    The sound that he confused for a muffled gunshot, was an acorn hitting the roof of his car.
     
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  30. Mister Me Too

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    If someone wrote this for Reno 911 it would not be approved, it would be deemed too ridiculous even for a parody.
     
  31. Mister Me Too

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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    if he’d killed the guy nothing would have happened to him.
     
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  33. dblplay1212

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    I must have terrible hearing bc I still don't hear the acorn.
     
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  34. IHHH

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    me neither, maybe we should join the force and make the neighborhoods a little safer with our bad hearing.
     
  35. Doyle McPoyle

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    You have to slow the video down because a car drives by at about the same time. You can barely hear it.
     
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  36. Mister Me Too

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    Are you sure? I naturally assumed that the cops were just coming up with excuses, apparently the cop is a former green beret with an extensive combat background. I’m sure the police would not want it to be known that they hired someone who has severe PTSD.
     
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  37. Doyle McPoyle

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    Am I sure about what? You can see the acorn or whatever it is fall and hit the roof. Why that caused the cop to react like the pizza delivery kid from Home Alone when the firecrackers were going off... I have no idea.
     
  38. Killy Me Please

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    All of it at best reads like "were incompetent cops who can't even trust ourselves to search a perp before putting them in a patrol car. And to make matters worse.. we don't even deserve to have weapons"
     
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  39. Sir Phobos

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    "ex-Green Beret hears acorn, instantly shoots own car then falls to the ground in pants-shitting horror and claims he's been hit"

    fucking le mao.
     
  40. ClemPson

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    That longer video is crazy. First cop unloads and starts screaming I’m hit and the second cop unloads into the car too. Shooting at an unarmed handcuffed man and missing him with over 20 shots.

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  41. Mister Me Too

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    Deputy makes first arrest, texts his wife while driving, loses control of the car, drives into the river killing himself and the woman he arrested.



    Media is reporting this as though he didn’t kill anyone
     
  42. dblplay1212

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    Yikes the lady in thr car is a complete afterthought in that article.
     
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  43. bro

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    Could also go in the cars / dangerous thread

     
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  44. Nole0515

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    not USA but point still stands
     
  45. Can I Spliff it

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  46. Emma

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    Neither of these turds should be police officers
     
  47. Hank Scorpio

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    This forking country, man...



    sorry for the terrible and insensitive pun :ohdear: