Yo guys I swear Skyline Chili is the ripe tits

Skyline is the best thing about Ohio.

Faint praise indeed.

 

Larossa's is a close second.

 

Is that the spaghetti or the hotdogs under that blob?

 

La Rosa's*

 

it reminds me of when my mom didn't feel like cooking and made "stroganoff," which was basically stew meat, instant gravy, and some kind of noodles. except people pay for this and willingly eat it.

 

YOURE GONNA HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT LOCATION YOU WENT TO BUDDY

 

Even seeing this thread makes me queasy. cinnamon and brown sugar don't belong in chili

 

Cocoa powder too.

 

Also, people seem to get bent out of shape about skyline because it breaks chili rules that they hold dear.

Probably more useful to think of it as a uniquely spiced meat sauce for spaghetti.

 

i get bent out of shape because it looks like something that i spray out of my ass after i eat taco bell

 

with cheese on it

 

Right. It's not like you go in, order a bowl of it and eat it with a spoon.

 

No. It's bc it's disgusting

 

Taco bell looks like something you spray out of your ass after you eat taco bell.

Very judgy of you.

 

yeah but it's wrapped up so you don't rly see it

 

Sure, but people call it chili and this is the mainboard where we make fun of asinine gross looking stuff. It's like telling tmbrules and Powe that trump is a retard. They just don't care

 

To be fair though, you do lie a lot.

 

It's very important for us old guys to keep the pipes clear.

 

Oh no

 

Fucking gross.

 

Ohio, this is not what they mean by "green chilis'.

 

That chili is literally nauseating for me

 

It looks like diarrhea.

 

Guy in my neighborhood worked at a Skyline when he was young, so he made their chili for a chili cook-off. Everyone was so confused when he gave them spaghetti in their bowls first. He finished dead last in the voting, behind an actual elementary school child’s recipe.

 

The coney's are in fact the ripe tits. I don't fuck with the spaghetti.

 

That's all I needed to hear.

 

I'm not even kidding. It does that for me too. It starts with a bout of a slight vertigo feeling. It then morphs into a minute fever along with an uneasiness of the stomach.


And that's just what happens when I remember how bad it tastes.

 

Now this interests me.

 

I've literally made this meal 100 times in college blackout drunk. Didn't think it had any market potential, but I was wrong.

 

What I said is true, but as a chili dog (loaded with cheese and jalapeños) it was pretty good.

 

Amazing how upset people can get so upset about food.

 

Never had Skyline and after this thread I don't think I ever will.

 

No one has ever disliked a Skyline Cheese Coney, ever.

 

They will cater your wedding reception, a delivery of 100 coneys or so at the end of the night when everyone is drunk.

 

3 ways suck. But coneys, chili cheese fries and chilitos are all delicious.

 

Does everyone think that everyone who likes Skyline treats it like fine dining? It’s fast food chili. You get your food within two minutes. And it’s fucking delicious. Obviously the phots ITT are extremely unflattering but they’re also pics of chili that has clearly been sitting out for hours and frozen. Nothing looks appetizing frozen.

 

I like Skyline. If they called it Skyline Spaghetti Sauce the chili purist cunts wouldn't lose their shit so much.

 

hot pockets or frozen corn dogs don't look particularly appetizing. skyline looks like diarrhea.

 

Any kind of chili looks like diarrhea

 

Also hot pockets and corn dogs are covered in breading or bread, so of course they look a bit better frozen that noodles covered in a brown substance. Have you seen the inside of a hot pocket?



YUM!

 

Must.defend.skyline.

 

Looks like a skyline side option.