Yo guys I swear Skyline Chili is the ripe tits

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  1. Biggunz

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    Yep, I bet it is fantastic hangover food.
     
  2. CraigAnne Conway

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    Woah woah woah.... Who is lacking context now?
    I have stated that Skyline is vastly superior to other chili sauces, which is a statement that I will stand by 100%. But I haven't and won't compare it to chili soups, because that is not what it is.
    You need to step back and quit putting words in to others' mouths.
     
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  3. Biggunz

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    I am not familiar with the term "chili soup." "Chili" I am familiar with. These other things seem to be an invention of the Ohio, in which case I cannot argue the inferiority of. So congrats on that.
     
  4. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'm sorry your southern vocabulary is so limited. Not my problem.
     
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  5. Biggunz

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    No problem Farve. If you make your way down to God's country, I'll gladly treat you to southern style chili
    stew
    and skillet cornbread. For a totally separate meal, homemade pasta. And I swear, if I catch you putting chili
    stew
    on my pasta, you will sleep with whatever is currently swimming in the Ohio river.
     
  6. CraigAnne Conway

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    ok
     
  7. cheese

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    most people do
     
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  8. Irush

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    still don't how something can be ripe tits...
     
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  9. Jalen Rose

    Jalen Rose I'll allow it.
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    i just hope the same posters that are so aghast and up in arms against chili on spaghetti share the same sentiment toward steak n shake.
     
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  10. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    all that pasta and cheese + chili = bowels have very rustled jimmies
     
  11. Todd Bonzales

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    Oh, it's definitely a catalyst for brown water. Just had it on Sunday...things went as expected for that night and Monday morning.
     
  12. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Definitely really mad and angry. Do other chili's scare you?
     
  13. Todd Bonzales

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    Ah, well, agree to disagree.
     
  14. High Cotton

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    ohio state level mad
     
  15. Todd Bonzales

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    THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL FUCKING THING MAN
     
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  16. Wu

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    It's massnole, so no he really isn't.
     
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  17. devine

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    why is this thread still going thought i ended it pages ago
     
  18. TheChatch

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    5 pages of Ohio.
     
  19. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    it's like west virginia this year: sure they got exposed for the shit they truly are, but in the end everyone else still hums along
     
  20. Todd Bonzales

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    You betcha.
     
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  21. TheChatch

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    Chili on spaghetti seems weird to me. I take it in a heavy bowl that retains heat well, with shredded Tillamook sharp chedder, a big dollup of sour cream, and chopped green onions.
     
  22. devine

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    what?
     
  23. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  24. devine

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  25. Todd Bonzales

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    I like it over the fresh frozen noodles, but I've tried it over all kinds.
     
  26. FrankReynolds

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    Im team lets try some damn chili. There is a place in NOVA called Vienna Inn, that also serves chili (no cinnamon, just regular chili) on sketti w/ cheese. Its pretty good. Like a spicier sketti and sauce. No big deal :idk:
     
  27. StandUpDrunk

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    For the majority of you that have not been lucky enough to have lived in THE great state of Ohio, FUCK YOU.

    12 and 0

    :smuggyurban:
     
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  28. TheChatch

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    In all honesty, it can't be that great. I think if you were honest with yourself, you would see this.
     
  29. StandUpDrunk

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    I put some thought into your rebuttal and I stand by my original statement. You clearly have not been to cedar point, COSI or THE columbus zoo(FYI No.1 zoo in the country, home of Jack Hanna)

    :smuggyurban:
     
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  30. devine

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    Going on Sunday I think. I need to know exactly what to order to ensure I have the best experience possible
     
  31. jwpearl

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    I reccommend you order a taxi, to take you to a place with good food
     
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  32. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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  33. Goose

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  34. Constant

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    This thread is far superior.
     
  35. miles

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    I feel like that's so much cheese I wouldn't be able to taste anything else
     
  36. Todd Bonzales

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    It looks like a lot of cheese and it is, but it's super finely shredded and they fluff it up on purpose. I end up putting extra on because it goes fast. It's not overpowering, either.
     
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  37. Constant

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    Cheese fluffer must be an awesome job.
     
  38. phunkybuck

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    Devine just keep ordering coneys with onions and mustard until you can't eat anymore.

    /order
     
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  39. Pelican

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    http://www.elevenwarriors.com/skull-sessions/2015/05/53992/skyline-chili-skull-session

    Like all Midwesterners, I'd stab a man over cheese, but I thought only an assassin would serve a meal laced with as much cheese as Skyline served me. Against my better judgment — and along with Brad's guidance to cut/eat and not swirl/eat — I took a bite.

    Deep down, I was hoping to die from so my loved ones could maybe strike gold with a wrongful death lawsuit. That was my best case scenario. The worst case scenario was that I liked it.

    And of course I fucking liked it. You see that picture of that cheese-coated rhinoceros' bowel movement? It's gone. I ate the whole thing, and I cannot lie: I would eat that meal again at that specific Skyline location, assuming I didn't have to do any physical activity in the three hours thereafter.

    I expected Brad to hop onto the table and start crotch-chopping like the newest member ofDegeneration-X, but he twisted the screws even deeper than that: He picked up the bill for all three of us.
     
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  40. Nole0515

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    cant believe I lost 50 likes on this post
     
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  41. ~ taylor ~

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    Look at big baller Brad throwing down a $10 at lunch for the whole crew.
     
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  42. CraigAnne Conway

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    Just got a 5 way and 2 cheese coneys. Can't wait to get back to the office, eat it, and fuck off the rest of the day! :lick:
     
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  44. miles

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    That looks like it should be in the cooking for bae thread
     
  45. Joe_Pesci

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    how is this a successful restaurant chain
     
  46. Arkadin

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    I'll give you one guess
     
  47. cutig

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    Ohio
     
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  48. HotMic

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    I'll smash on Skyline and GoldStar anytime

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