Women’s Soccer thread

Portland finally woke up

 

Rude. Lo’mama’s got to do better there. Can’t lose that ball/

 

Admin doing some hard hitting journalism in the middle of the match

 

Fuuuuuck. No Bia or Debinha this half is not good at all. They’ll need to find a 4th.

 

Chawinga!!!!!! She’s a fucking cheetah

 

Truth

 

AD can’t get beat near post there

 

2nd youngest goal scorer in league history. Little kid just turned 16 a couple months ago.

 

Chawinga is the Tyreek Hill of women’s soccer. Just moving at a completely different speed than everyone else.

 

Jesus Christ. What a strike.

 

9 goals. 1 offside.

 

Most goals in NWSL history. I can’t remember seeing a match that entertaining before. Incredible.

 

Wait, during the game they said 2nd youngest but they must of counted wrong

 

All 9 goals

 

If THAT was 75% then we need to get her on the path to citizenship immediately!

 

Very cool

 

Very cool (again)

 

Oh shit. Our girl Temwa is starting in place of Debinha.

 

What in the world

 

BIA!!!!!!!!! Dear god this team is awesome. Debinha’s only played 20 minutes and they’re still averaging almost 4 goals a match.

 

Love her

 

Forever #1

 

Almost 2 years in the making

 

God damn

 

She almost decapitates Cass

 

I cannot get over how fast this girl is

 

Just 4.7 goals per game. Nbd

 

How frickin cute

 

Current goal in the 90th to go up 2-1 @ Angel City!!!!! SIT DOWN SYD!!!!

 

TEM FUCKING WA!!!!!! 3-1!!!!!!

 

Vlatko da gawd

 

That one draw is going to ruin our season

 

20 goals scored lol

 

Suck it, #Chelsea

 

These ladies know ball

 

not sure I’d boast about this 1 with the decisions you got

All time bad call on the red card then a terrible penalty

 

Hayes Klopping her way to the finish line

 

Dream girl. Would marry her in a second.