Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    Leave the memories alone

     
  2. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Apparently there's tapes of him doing P90x in front of a mirror. Sad!
     
  3. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Demoting Spicer is definitely the way to fix this
     
  4. Name P. Redacted

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    Nope.

    Fine. They're political idiots.
     
  5. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    That's Time's music! This is now a Fatal Four Way bahgawd!
     
  6. CUAngler

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    I really think spicey would have been fine if snl didn't roast him so much.

    That's how trump thinks.
     
  7. A Black person

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    I'm gonna miss him
     
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  8. lazy bum

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    as big of a jackass as Spicer is (and he's a HUGE jackass), no one can be Trump's lead press guy and not look like a fool on a daily basis. It's an impossible job.
     
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  9. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    SNL is influencing this administration's hiring decisions. Amazing.
     
  10. Petito

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    does this mean they'll have that big headed giant sarah huckabee do them or they are canceling daily press briefings in general?
     
  11. Magneto

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    Didn't they hire some woman from Fox "News"?
     
  12. fsutony

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    Trump is still in contact with Flynn and he told him to stay strong. Trump is so dumb it gives me a damn headache. Wtf he's so bad at at cover ups
     
  13. Popovio

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    Seriously, I almost respect Spicer for what he's had to deal with. Almost.
     
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  14. jokewood

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    They're like the Trump tapes, except the peeing hookers are wearing Ayn Rand masks.
     
  15. 40wwttamgib

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    [​IMG]
     
  16. Name P. Redacted

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    Trump is going to get a Presidential Library in his name.

    Spicer is going to get a domestic abuse shelter.
     
  17. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    Absolutely

    Edit: Not including a death due to natural causes like cancer or heart attack.
     
  18. Fran Tarkenton

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  19. dome foam

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    let's make it $1k.
     
  20. Redav

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    He's been told by his lawyers to not contact Flynn also so as to not look like he's tampering with a witness.
     
  21. tmbrules

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    Sure thing Dome Foam.
     
  22. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Like he listens to lawyers.
     
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  23. nofatchildren - cissp

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    He has no idea what the President's actual role in our democracy is. He still thinks he's some sort of quasi-dictator.
     
  24. prerecordedlive

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  25. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Eh, we need these people in 2018 and 2020. Hopefully they see through the bullshit.
     
  26. Name P. Redacted

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  27. dome foam

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    Ok, $1k that Trump is still POTUS on Jan. 21, 2021. Dome Foam NO, TMBRules YES.

    Bet is void due to natural causes.
     
  28. prerecordedlive

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    I never know what team this guy is on.
     
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  29. Killy Me Please

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  30. tmbrules

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    Consider it done.
     
  31. RSK

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    What if he gets impeached and then dies like Joe Pa? Should clarify so tmbrules doesnt weasel out of it.
     
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  32. Andy Reocho

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  33. indeed

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  34. tmbrules

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    He has to be out of office. Impeachment doesn't do it.

    Senate would have to convict him.
     
  35. PeterGriffin

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    I feel like it is completely natural for Trump to be impeached and booted out on the street, is that a natural cause?
     
  36. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Great. Now I am going to have Ginuwine in my head all day.
     
  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    He got in some pretty rad lib bashing on Tucker Carlson last night, I think he even said Susan Rice should probably be worried now.
     
  38. chuckmasterflex

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  39. PeterGriffin

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    I was going to ask how you're feeling about all of this but you're feeling confident, good for you, man. At what hypothetical point would your confidence be irrevocably shaken?
     
  40. Redav

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    My saddle is waiting... wait
     
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  41. Redav

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    Uh, can he do that?
     
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  42. PeterGriffin

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    Won't... honor subpoena, is that even an option? What happens when you just say "fuck you, no"?
     
  43. EMAW FC

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  44. fsutony

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    Say what????is that an option
     
  45. Magneto

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    Talk about being a bitch with a bet.
     
  46. Andy Reocho

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    [​IMG]
     
  47. Illinihockey

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    Isn't that contempt?
     
  48. Redav

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  49. chuckmasterflex

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    I mean the President is sending him messages to "Stay strong" and could just pardon him.

    :dubioustrump: