Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bertwing

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    Now they're fake news!?!?

    Time to just eliminate all press if we can't trust Fox
     
  2. Lyrtch

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  3. laxjoe

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    Hahaha good one. We have so much more to go
     
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  4. indeed

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    Plenty of time to tweet at ungrateful Blacks.

     
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  5. GoodForAnother

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    hell yeah bro

    :acc:
     
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  6. DuckKin

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    Sinclair broadcasting going after dat ass.
     
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  7. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    From somebody who’s been through the wringer for decades, the best way to maintain a mental illness is to keep telling yourself you have a mental illness. This isn’t the right thread, but I only broke out of my illness after I stopped the self reinforcement of my disease in my head (and making the brutal choice to get off the SSRI and benzodiazepines). Not downplaying it, but as with many things we are our own worst enemies WRT mental health.
     
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  8. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  9. BP

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  10. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Now this, is insane



    Edit - DP’p
     
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  11. Lyrtch

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  12. Lyrtch

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    I mean I'm surprised its not higher seeing as Republicans literally just did that
     
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  13. BP

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  14. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  15. BP

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  16. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    both sides
     
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  17. BP

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  18. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Mueller save us yo. We’re dying over here.
     
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  19. Heavy Mental

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    we're literally catching a beating this week.

    and by we, i mean humans/the earth
     
  20. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    This guy really fucked up the hand he was given in life.
     
  21. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Story checks out

     
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  22. Damion

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    I tried calling my rep, Marsha Blackburn, but was told she was busy sucking Comcast's cock.
     
  23. Fran Tarkenton

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    No # has to be the Moxin/Swim types that didnt actually vote, still rubber stamp support the entire platform/agenda, but think their lack of voting somehow absolves them of culpability.
     
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  24. Can I Spliff it

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    keep cussing out their office aids
     
  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Even if Trump is given a perp walk tomorrow, all this shit is going to have long lasting damage while the GOP will blame any future Democratic president for shit their own party did.
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    “Man oh man this is gonna make those snowflakes so mad!”
    *continues punching themselves in the genitals.
     
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  27. blotter

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    If someone's house is on fire you don't tell them there isn't a house and there is no fire. We'd be a lot better off if our religions/philosophy taught concepts found in the east like non-self and emptiness from an early age, but once that habit energy is there it is downplaying the dis-ease people feel to say just forget about it. You had to go through that to get to the point of don't care where you could leap..
     
  28. Mister Me Too

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  29. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Irretrievably broken and suicidal vets need to start blowing elected Republicans away and suiciding via police
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Sometimes you gotta love racists


     
  32. Icculus is a Bammer

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    My grandmama makes sausage cheese balls that are just ridiculous. I’ve spoiled many of holiday dinners snorting those as soon as I walk in her door

    Edit: meant for the map thread. There was a map posted on thanksgiving edibles by state. Don’t know how I ended up posting this here
     
  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Chop them up and mix them with water in a spoon to melt down so you can inject them straight into your veins. Happy Holidays!
     
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  34. Mister Me Too

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    Would you say you’re addicted to these “sausage cheese balls”?
     
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  35. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Uh. I’m sorry, I don’t recall
     
  36. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    She is the goddamn worst
     
  37. Lyrtch

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    hes now rumored to be resigning
     
  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Sounds like the perfect food to commit suicide by gluttony with before we all die imo.
     
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  39. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  40. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Fuck
     
  41. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Wait what? Why all the sudden does she not care about healthcare
     
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  42. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    Give me those sweet mind numbing SSRIs and I’ll be ok
     
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  43. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Prob buying her out by allowing drilling in ANWR
     
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  44. GoodForAnother

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  45. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Can we please get Mueller to drop a Russia indictment on Ajit Pai tomorrow?
     
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  46. chuckmasterflex

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  47. Can I Spliff it

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    Imagine watching the wire and that scene where Chris Partlow beats Michael's dad to death and thinking, gee, why isn't that dad president?
     
  48. Fran Tarkenton

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    Thanks “Not a Trump voter” guy. Thanks.
     
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  49. The Banks

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    This is correct. Unfortunately Alaskans as a whole care more about ANWR than their own healthcare. Especially with our budget crisis.