Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Mister Me Too

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    You’re such a straight shooter, you have my vote.
     
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  2. Mister Me Too

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    I don’t think they buried an empty casket, but I wouldn’t put it pass them.
     
  3. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  4. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    i never thought of it this way
     
  5. VaxRule

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    *from a brown guy
     
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  6. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    That is literally your kid coming up to you and telling you they didn't break the lamp before you ask them.
     
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  7. dome foam

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    the tweets later are going to be glorious.

     
  8. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Goddammit!! Every time I want to try and like him he does or says something that reminds me why I hate him.
     
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  9. Bruce Wayne

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  10. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    hopefully there fitting Steve King for cuffs
     
  11. enjj

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    God bless America.
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  13. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    If this wasn’t about Russia I’d just chalk it up to being a lazy pos. But since it’s Russia, no doubt they were having daily conversations through backchannels (likely, ‘but the emails!’)
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    watched c-span's Q&A from a few weeks back with a dude who did a big write up on Breitbart for the NYT magazine. apparently Breitbart has like 5 press passes *for some reason*. someone from sputnik has one. plus random people that write blogs favorable to trump have been given temporary passes. :blech:
     
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  15. chuckmasterflex

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  16. Arkadin

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    Interesting on going thread about white nationalism and the military

     
  17. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    :everythingisfine:
     
  18. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Missed the statement by Joint Chiefs...what happened?
     
  19. NYGator

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    I thought of that when I posted, but I would be surprised if anyone from the Trump administration was involved in anything that took place.
     
  20. Joe_Pesci

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    Heard on the radio earlier that we have 800 troops in Niger. I wonder what people would have said 15 years ago if you told them that we were somehow still fighting the War on Terror today and that we have troops on the ground in West Africa.
     
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    The Germans have a similar problem in their armed forces.

    White nationalism has, shockingly, heavily infiltrated our police departments
     
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  22. Mister Me Too

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    I’m so glad that the media is actually honoring these white supremacist desire to rebrand themselves as white nationalist.
     
  23. The Banks

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    6000 troops in nearly 60 countries in Africa, I assume that’s pretty much all of them.
     
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  24. Mister Me Too

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    Why do you hate America? Now excuse me while I finish eating my freedom fries.
     
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  25. Bruce Wayne

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    We’ve been in Somilia since like 2002. You’ll be shocked to hear that funding Somali warlords as small private armies isn’t a great idea
     
  26. KNOTT

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    I don't know if it was addressed or not but Im pretty sure the military has a protocol about opening caskets. It might have something to do with Arlington. Im not sure.
     
  27. Truman

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  28. CaneKnight

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    Fucking yikes
     
  29. VaxRule

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    [​IMG]
     
  30. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Let’s see how the E’s feel when they get to go fight his new battles.
     
  31. Vito Corleone

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    Shocking that those with college education would lean that way

    If I had to bet, part of Marine attraction to Trump due to two favorite Marines generals in the Marine Corp heavily involved in administration (Kelly and Mattis). Those two pre-administration were about as reverred as you could be in the current war climate
     
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  32. jokewood

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    I know who I'm rooting for in the Army-Navy game.
     
  33. VaxRule

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    Air Force
     
  34. jokewood

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    Fuck them. They broke Tarik Black's foot.
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Sadly our mouth breathing trumptards won’t read or care about that and continue to say problem is nonexistent.
     
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  36. Irush

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    Saved him the pain of having to play for harbaugh against a rival
     
  37. Arkadin

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    Respect the troops*

    *unless you don't like what they have to say
     
  38. bwi2

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    Marines also have about half the ratio of officers as other branches
     
  39. lighthouse

    lighthouse I bought a ticket for a runaway train.
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  40. shaolin5

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    LOL "Hizballah". What a dumb ass
     
  41. Lyrtch

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  42. VaxRule

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    lol. Legal counsel. Riiiiiiiight
     
  43. aisle seven

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    Hey man, this guy just plays by the rules.
     
  44. Lyrtch

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  45. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    AMERICA FIRST*

    *when not being corrupt and trying to accomplish global diplomacy favors for friends
     
  46. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    worth noting: he wasn't deported when it was discovered that he was a member of mar a lago
     
  47. WhiskeyDelta

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    To be fair, that spelling is as correct as any other anglicized version. In Arabic it’s actually two words: hzb Allah (حزب الله), which means Party of God.
     
  48. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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  49. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    His use of “was” there...

    :gross: