Would be hilarious to see him take off after a couple, that poor owl would be so lost. I don't want anything bad to happen to that owl though, just a major headache but nothing life threatening.
So some neighbors came over because world has spread we have owls in our house. One of the kids downloaded an owl call app or something and was playing owl calls at him and he was responding
We determined that call he was doing over an over again was a territorial call. So yeah, looks like Stan is here to stay.
Look at Stan up there calling out orders from his bowl. You can never get rid of him. Time to feed imo.
Try to find out if you can order this owl to have sex with dumptime in owl langage....we will donate. "we flew on top of each other"
Looks like God gave your brother the best birthday gift of all time. Wonder what he did to deserve an owl?
Stan is only leaving by force. LOL but seriously, if you phyisically remove him, will he return? Is the territory 'marked?'
How much shit is in that bowl now? Also, I must say, besides the fridge, it just looks like he belongs there in every pic. Like a weird little statue, but its ALIVE!!!!
I just imagine that thing is saying to him "Are you hungry?" and he is responding "Yes, motherfucker I am starving." and getting increasingly more pissed off that he has nothing to eat and this person speaking owl keeps taunting him about being hungry.
Guys, no word on the coyote but I hope it's dead. Over the summer my poor old, blind dog was sunbathing in the front yard and one of those fuckers picked her up in it's mouth and tried to run off with her. She started screaming and my neighbor shot it with a hose and he dropped her and thankfully old Maggie lived to see another day.
When I get my owl, I'll treat it like a son. I'll feed it all sorts of shit... mice, smaller birds, maybe even a fucking baby.
batwing jr and I are watching the hogs blow a big lead to the defending champs in baseball and wishing I had nwestgator problems