There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

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  1. IHHH

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  2. Obscure Movie Reference

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    I can't wait til the sun goes down, you leave the door open for him to leave, wake up in the morning and there are ten more of his buddies in your living room... :ohshit:
     
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  3. Babou

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    In a perfect world, yes.

    Only to wake up to a room full of owls after it recruits it's family to their new lair during the night.
     
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  4. Redav

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    Or he then has an owl and a coyote in his house.
     
  5. Jake Scott

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    Where are the 'rents?
     
  6. NWestGator

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    Owl is still on the fridge, it's my brothers birthday so we're taking him to dinner at 8. Gonna leave the back door open while we're gone and hopefully he'll fly out once it gets dark. If not, then yeah, owl slumber party time.
     
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  7. Jimmy the Saint

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    Animal control is en route with the coyote to help with the owl situation :twocents:
     
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  8. Jake Scott

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    I have a feeling when your mom gets home, there will be two kinds on fecal matter on your floor. :twocents:
     
  9. Moxin24

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    Yeah, you're definitely coming home to 10 more owls and/or a coyote.
     
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  11. Manny

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    I believe that is the ideal situation.
     
  12. NWestGator

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    My mom came home. She's talking to the owl like a baby
     
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  14. Redav

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    Just keep adding shit until you have an apex predator in your house.
     
  15. Moxin24

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    Stan doesn't appreciate being patronized. Your mother will pay the price.
     
  16. TheChad

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  17. IHHH

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    Noseless mother on the way
     
  18. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    I think we can all agree on one thing.

    Stan is going to start fucking some shit up at 8:15.

    Its party time bitches.
     
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  19. IHHH

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    that dog will have a nice evening........or not.
     
  20. ACEDGOD

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    Just pull a Luis Moreno

     
  21. Houndster

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    Who knew owls could be so riveting?
     
  22. NWestGator

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    My dog is alpha and hates most living creates. He would kill Stan and probably lose and eye in the process. We all lose.
     
  23. Babou

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    Has the dog met the owl?

    This is important.
     
  24. IHHH

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    This is how you do it, even if it shakes you still squeeze it. Learn from this little blond girl on skates

     
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  25. spagett

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    Why haven't you opened all your windows?
     
  26. DUCKMOUTH

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    I'll be honest. I am extremely jealous that I got home from work and no owl is in my house.
     
  27. NWestGator

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    They had a stare down through the glass door. I'm not sure if they have previous history from the back yard. My other dog, who is 14 years old and blind and deaf was chilling with the owl all night and morning apparently without issue because she sleeps in the kitchen. So it appears Stan isn't out for blood because he could have taken her out with ease if he wanted to.
     
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  28. mugRBG

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  29. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Go by Home Depot and grab a couple of Mexican's. They'll have Stan fajitas in less than 5 minutes.
     
  30. Corky Bucek

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    yet
     
  31. Jake Scott

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    Stan's gonna end up strong-arming some booty off your mom if you don't watch out.
     
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  32. LeVar Burton

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    It's Friday night, give Stan a beer.
     
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  33. Jimmy the Saint

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  34. LeVar Burton

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    This! You need to learn how to be a good host when you have company over.
     
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  35. fetumpsh

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    I was going to say Stan doesn't give two shits about any of this, but he already has.
     
  36. $P1

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    Outstanding reference.

    THIS IS HOW YOU MAINBOARD
     
  37. Corky Bucek

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    He better not mess up your ass groove
     
  38. oknole

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    you rang? needing owl extraction advice or reminiscing about how close we came to me owning a zebra? if tmb would've came up with $1500 I would have bought that sumbitch.
     
  39. GeneralPaton

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    Best decision I've made in a long time, choosing this thread as my reading material for my evening poo. Absolutely phenomenal.

    Team keep it, teach it Mexican, and film all feeding sessions.
     
  40. Jigga

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    Zebra. By the way you're 20 strokes back.
     
  41. BellottiBold

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    lol @ turning the lights out

    "Look Owl, it's dark!"

    (daylight pouring in through the windows.)
     
  42. slogan119

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    So what's the status on the coyote?
     
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  43. Jake Scott

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    MOTHER FUCKER I want to know this so much
     
  44. slogan119

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    I was hoping we could get an answer. I posted in jest, but I do want to know.
     
  45. Patface

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    Your only option now is to get the Owl drunk. It's a Friday night birthday celebration, you could at least be a nice host for your guest.

    If I had to guess I'd say owls prefer champagne or vodka. Just seems right.
     
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  46. $P1

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    Perhaps the champagne of beers?
     
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  47. Dr. Jan Itor

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    very classy
     
  48. Patface

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    I was thinking Ketel personally. I wanna see the owl fucking hammered.
     
  49. Cornelius Suttree

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    birds of prey and large predatory cats are the greatest animals on the planet (outside dogs)
     
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  50. $P1

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    You want him to end up like Ziggy's duck you sick fuck?

    RIP

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