The Official Plane Crash Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Swim Cantore, Jul 29, 2015.

  1. Bankz

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    sounds like it… not listening to instructions and removing breakers to shut off coms. Sad to hear people in that mental space.
     
  2. steamengine

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    Abolish private flight imo
     
  3. Bruce Wayne

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  5. Line 4 Guy

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  6. Bruce Wayne

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    Holy shit
     
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  7. Bruce Wayne

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    So close to making it

     
  8. spagett

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    Damn... Just missed it
     
  9. bro

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  10. spagett

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    Get your fucking shit together you greedy piece of shit assholes
     
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  11. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Can't really blame Boeing for that one. Some mechanic is panicking right now though
     
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  12. kezarmyaj

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    the lord of the rings mechanic guy must’ve had a bad day
     
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  13. spagett

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    I'll get in the lab and cook something up to pin on them
     
  14. Bruce Wayne

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    I mean come on

     
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  15. ned's head

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    Had to book Boeing for a work trip and am having severe regrets. Thinking about wrecking my Friday night by getting in super late to avoid it
     
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  16. DollarBillHokie

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    How many Boeing flights have crashed in the U.S. in the last 10 years?
     
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  17. bwi2

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    two passenger aircraft from pilot error, one cargo flight from pilot error, and the Southwest flight where the engine punctured the fuselage and sucked out a woman
     
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  18. Bankz

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    wtf... I don't remember the woman being sucked out. Holy shit.
     
  19. bwi2

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    tbf she was only partially sucked out, the actual cause of death was blunt force trauma from her upper body being rag dolled against the plane.
     
    #770 bwi2, Mar 11, 2024
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  20. Henry Blake

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    John Oliver's show on Boeing details a current vulnerability in the anti-icing system for the engines. If it runs for >5 minutes in dry air, the engine housing can shatter, leading to a variety of bad things happening. One pilot said he keeps a post-it note on the control panel to remind him of this little problem.
     
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  21. Lyrtch

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    I always read this thread on a plane

    Got diverted due to an oil gauge issue

    Bought a muffuletta with my voucher and unexpected stop in Nola for a couple hours
     
  22. Clown Baby

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  23. BP

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    Boeing said it was saddened to hear of Mr Barnett's passing. The Charleston County coroner confirmed his death to the BBC on Monday.

    :out:
     
  24. THF

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    I am curious how many times I could get away with going to Home Depot and buying a couple extra bolts to put in my carry on.

    Once seated and while taxing to the runway, drop one of the large bolts on the floor loudly. Then pick it up and tap the person sitting in front of me on the shoulder and ask them “did this bolt just fall out of the wall next to your seat?”

    I have to think after a few times I would be put on some sort of list.
     
  25. blind dog

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    WTF is wrong with you? Thats some dickhead shit and not funny
     
  26. THF

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    It’s a spin off of a joke carnies used to play on people who rode the slingshot. You drop a bolt and ask if someone saw it fall out of the seat, right before they would push the button to shoot them straight up.
     
    #777 THF, Mar 11, 2024
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  27. chet fire

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    Great. Now TSA is gonna ban bolts from carry-on, all thanks to THF.
     
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  28. EagleDuck

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    Welp. There goes my career in bolt sales. I’ve built this for years.
     
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  29. kezarmyaj

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    I figured you would have to be nuts to get into something like that

    :awesomeface:
     
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  30. blind dog

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    I’d trust a carnie more than you

    You fucking suck
     
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  31. Goose

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    Yeah I would definitely rat you out to to closest authority figure possible
     
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  32. Handcuffed

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    there are serious federal crimes that can result from disturbances on planes and threats to aircraft personnel. you can also throw off the balance of the plane -- and literally cause it to crash -- if passengers panic and all shift to one end or one side of the plane*.

    *i don't know the threshold here and would imagine larger jets could withstand the movements but smaller airline definitely have crashed for this reason

    so you could get away with this joke up until the other passengers react
     
  33. chet fire

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    I don't know THF, but I'm beginning to think some of you are a lot more serious about this potentially happening than he is.
     
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  34. blind dog

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    he gets hard ons about fucked up wars
     
  35. Nole0515

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  36. NoNatty

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  37. kezarmyaj

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  38. Redav

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    My bad, guys. I was trying to adjust the lumbar and nearly crashed the plane
     
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  39. NineteenNine

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  40. Redav

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    If you think about it it was stupid to have a big crash the plane button that anyone can accidently hit.
     
  41. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Or at least put one of those plastic boxes over it that you have to flip up before you activate it.
     
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  42. DollarBillHokie

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    The article explicitly states that it does “The switch has a cover and isn’t supposed to be used when a pilot is in the seat.”
     
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  43. NineteenNine

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    That’s actually hilarious.
     
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  44. THF

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    Can't believe its been 10 years since the MH370 disappeared.

    Pretty good summary of what some think happened.

     
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  45. NineteenNine

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    Is it actually different than dude hijacked the plane and flew it into the ocean?
     
  46. spagett

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  47. THF

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    That is it, but it gives a bit more detail around where it was and what the pilot was doing during the time he took control.
     
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  48. bigred77

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    I lost it when he said 'she is your mother '