The Official Plane Crash Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Swim Cantore, Jul 29, 2015.

  1. Redav

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  2. bigred77

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  4. bro

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  6. BWC

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    But if you do, do so gingerly
     
  7. THF

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    Looks a little worse than a clip while taxing.



     
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  8. bro

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    well shiiit, they updated the article
     
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  9. Paddy Murphy

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    Milliseconds/inches from everybody dead or in the hospital.
     
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  12. southlick

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  13. Nole0515

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    so it was User error and not something that should scare someone that is flying an A350 in 10 days
     
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  14. Artoo

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    As long as you don't run into any Japanese Coasties, or rather they don't run into you
     
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  15. The Banks

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  16. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Correct
     
  17. brahmanknight

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    It looks amazing that everyone on the Airbus survived.
     
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  19. ashy larry

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    jesus h

     
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  20. Handcuffed

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    feels like a lot of events at PDX in the last few months
     
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  21. EagleDuck

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    Looks like they only made it to 16,000 feet. Would have been much worse at cruising altitude.


    Can’t imagine how much that sucked for the passengers near the hole. 475mph next to an opening like that had to be terrifying.
     

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  22. chet fire

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    Unoccupied window seat... dammmmnn.
     
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  23. bwi2

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    now now, looks like it only sucked out the seat back
     
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  24. NineteenNine

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    Did it start unoccupied or become unoccupied…
     
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  25. The Banks

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    50 minute flight or 16 minute flight? That’s quite the discrepancy
     
  26. Cooler

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    I think I need to start choosing aisle seats from now on.
     
  27. EagleDuck

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    And a t-shirt.
     
  28. EagleDuck

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    From the ADS-B data it was 5:07-5:26 takeoff to touchdown. The 50 minutes may be the rough gate to gate time?
     
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  29. EagleDuck

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    Not very exciting video from inside.

     
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  30. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    As someone who is terrified of flying and flies Alaska to PDX monthly...fml
     
  31. The Banks

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    What seat are you?
     
  32. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Usually 1C but maybe I'll start doing 1B so that there's less of a line of sight for me to get sucked out of the plane.

    Haha just kidding but not really
     
  33. Lyrtch

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    Keep that seatbelt on when seated folks
     
  34. bwi2

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    oh cool, a 737-MAX8/9, so it's not even like it was some 20 year old bolt that wore down
     
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  35. Barves2125

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    Definitely shouldn't have been standing there.
     
  36. Redav

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    Classic air travel
     
  37. Bruce Wayne

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    This woman recently died in a plane crash

     
  38. Redav

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    I kept getting recommended videos breaking down what happened in this crash a few weeks ago. I had no idea who she was
     
  39. Bruce Wayne

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    I wasn't aware of her channel until she passed but man watching some of her other videos makes pretty apparent that she was in way over her head.

    Also the NTSB report said they recovered "intact video recording equipment" so her GoPros almost assuredly recorded the entirety of the events leading up to and including the crash
     
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  40. Redav

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    Oof I'm sure that footage is horrifying
     
  41. Shinzon

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    Man, watching that was stressful. It’s surprising she ever got her license in the first place. She was making so many beginner mistakes. And then her dad was going to start messing with the fuse box mid flight, ffs. I’m surprised she posted that video, and that no one tried to intervene with her flying solo after watching it.
     
  42. bro

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  44. Drunkle Tom

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  45. The Banks

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    [​IMG]
     
  46. spagett

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    Flying a 737 max later today

    Beer me strength
     
  47. Sam Elliott

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  48. Bruce Wayne

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    It’s thought that this guy committed suicide