The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Sean Connery, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Nizz

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    Just tank for Jalen. Let the defense win championships.

    Kwon & Jalen. Trophies.
     
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  2. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Jalen and Black Xerxes in the same secondary? All your dead receivers are belong to us.
     
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  3. Nizz

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    I was so mistaken

    Kwon, Jalen & Black Xerxes. ALL TROPHIES!
     
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  4. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    You had two chances and left out the two best defensive players on the team. Nizz pls
     
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  5. Nizz

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    I'm already running laps
     
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  6. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Did we really sign Connor Barth again and then trade Tim Wright for a kicker?
     
  7. Sean Connery

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    I totally missed the Barth signing
     
  8. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Wish I had
     
  9. Hank Scorpio

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    We traded Tim Wright away last year too. It's a new Tampa tradition!
     
  10. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    So, like mankins, brindza should have the worst year of his career.
     
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  11. Sean Connery

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    Koenen released
     
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  12. Sean Connery

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    Tim Jennings visiting Tampa today
     
  13. Sterling A

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  14. Hank Scorpio

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    Can he put on 100lbs and move to OL?
     
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  15. bucs

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    game week :chatzy:
     
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  16. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Just realized Dick Lebeau is the DC in Tennessee now. Hope Jameis studies up on his hot routes.
     
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  17. Hank Scorpio

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    Anyone else going tomorrow? I'll be carrying my oxygen tank up to section 306
     
  18. Boo MFer!

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    LOL. Yeah, Mariota can't throw at
    all.
     
  19. Boo MFer!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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  20. Boo MFer!

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  21. Boo MFer!

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    Crickets...
     
  22. two

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    Mariota looks composed and this defense is a joke
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

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    [​IMG]
     
  24. JGator1

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    Lovie is a defensive genius guys
     
  25. two

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    You're a weird dude
     
  26. Can I Spliff it

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  27. Sterling A

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    Boo MFer well on his way to the laughingstock of tmb

    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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    Says the guy who still calls UF "Gates."
     
  29. ned's head

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    Gotdamn jw is good
     
  30. bstaple12

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    It is sad, you can tell he has been waiting a long time for this and he blows his load in the first quarter of Winston's first game
     
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  31. Sterling A

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    That's all you got? Geez how embarrassing

    You root against your own team. Wow
     
  32. LetItSoak

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    Anyone have a steam?
     
  33. Boo MFer!

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    They're no longer my team. HTH.
     
  34. Sterling A

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    Even more embarrassing, what a traitor
     
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  35. Boo MFer!

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    Oh, I'll be back. Give it a year or two and Jameis is released and out of the league.
     
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  36. ned's head

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    Then why are you lurking in here? The board only has room for one dbl (literally and figuratively)
     
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  37. Boo MFer!

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    Because reasons.
     
  38. two

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    Go play with your kids or something, get off the mainboard and take a deep breath.
     
  39. Nizz

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  40. Nizz

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    Tank for Jalen
     
  41. Boo MFer!

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    I'm good, thanks.
     
  42. Boo MFer!

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    Why would they lose on purpose for the second best corner in the draft?
     
  43. Ace Boogie

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    Are you really though?
     
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  44. Nizz

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    Don't with me
     
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  45. ned's head

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    I agree that fuller is good, but he's not quite on jalen's level
     
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  46. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    He's not lurking. He never left the thread. He's as insufferable now as he ever was. Just shine a laser pointer at the wall and he'll get distracted.
     
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  47. Sean Connery

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    Lmao Jameis
     
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  48. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    This game has done a couple things for me. First, it accentuated the fact that this team, from top to bottom, is fucking terrible. Just fucking terrible. Second, it is probably making Tennessee look better than they are because we suck nuts at all three aspects of the game.

    Jameis has made some dumb fucking throws today. He's made some good throws too. He's a rookie, it's going to happen. He's also facing a Dick Lebeau defense with their exotic blitzes being blocked by the worst offensive line in football. He'll get better. I don't know that the line will.

    The defensive secondary is atrocious too, which we knew going into the season. They're leaving receivers wide open and not making tackles in the run game, as per their usual.

    Cliffs: Team sucks. Gonna be a long year.
     
  49. Nizz

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    Throw a 2 yard touchdown, will be looked at as elite

    I'm getting drunk and angry
     
  50. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Donovan Smith is so bad