Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

God damn I blame Maddux for the pitchers not being able to throw strikes this year

It’s ALL of them. Starts bullpen doesn’t matter

 

Cool

 

Why in the fuck is this god damn loser still on the team

 

There are 5-6 pitchers on the IL that will be regulars. 4 starters

 

Just throw at ozuna rest of the game. No one else because of the rest of them are cool

 

Just have to stay above water until may or june. Division is dog shit so it doesn’t matter too much right now

 

If they were down like 6-7 games it might be time to be upset but they’re in 1st and missing an entire rotation of pitchers

 

Looked like Seager and Lowe were making fun of Lorenzen after

 

They’re probably cooked today but I’m not worried about them. They’re basically all slumping outside of Semien and García. That won’t last. Whole new rotation soon. Jung back.

People forget they were dog shit for stretches last year too

 

Should’ve challenged that…. Would’ve been a grand slam

 

back up catcher I think that’s his 2nd or 3rd hit all year

 

Sborz back next week, Scherzer in 2 weeks to send Heaney to the pen, Bradford in 3 weeks or so, and Jung might be able to start hitting as soon as next week

 

Teaching him the best way to pop up

 

Man I’m tired of Dane Dunning

 

Literally one of the only times I’ve missed all year, and I just turned it on god damnit

 

The year of Wyatt in Dallas. Langford and Johnston

 

Langfords was cooler but holy shit this is the definition of a piss missile

 

Yates is on pace to have by far the best season ever as a Rangers closer

 

Sick

 

If you look at it from the bright side that’s an entire rotation on the IL and Seager and Heim’s worst starts of their careers and still half a game out of 1st

 

Oh and Jung on the IL

 

Rangers don’t even have a bad record though. They’re not playing much worse than they would with a healthy team. They’re basically on pace to win as many games as last year with half the roster out. They also lost 3-4 games early in the year that the bullpen blew. Bochy really is magic I guess