Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

The funnest Ranger baseball player ever

 

Baseball can't hurt me

Half the rotation hurt? Click play on the ninth inning of game five

 

Where do I get this hat

 

I feel dirty posting in this thread, but Mark is a good dude and follow and it really is a pretty cool pic

 

fucktx we should have a CHAMPS thread title

 

Want to re-read that tweet dumpy?

 

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT TEXASRAIDER

 

Its opening day for the defending World Champs. Anybody going?

 

Guys, do you all remember how crazy the world series run was, guys.

 

Oh how I remember

 

This erection is gonna last way longer that 4 hours

 

The dipshit franchise keeps inviting Abbott for pregame ceremonies. At least the fans know a fuckface when they see one and boo his ass

 

Josh Jung is magical

 

Explains so much

 

What was he doing

 

EL BOMBI IS BACK

 

We just got fucked

 

How is that not reviewable?

 

Sorry bros, that’s some nonsense. Got my wife furious on opening night

 

I guess you play to the whistle or whatever the baseball equivalent is but that is some bullsh.

 

Fuck yeah!! Fuck you ump

 

Heim has a chance at redemption here.

 

REDEMPTION

 

It's a walkoff

 

I have never seen a more beautiful thing in my life

 

I’d trade a kidney for one of those

 

This lineup fucking rocks

 

I love this team

 

There can’t be a more frustrating closer than Leclerc. Guaranteed to make you rage

 

I was mad we even swung at anything when he pitched

 

is it too early for the Jung MVP campaign

 

Its a long season

 

Fuck

 

Fuck Phil Maton

 

Fuckface still has a pic of himself in Astros uniform on his profile

 

With how this franchise has drafted (hitters) recently, I expect Foscue to mash, but I'm still heartbroken for Jung.

 

I've been walking around the office like my profile pic all day

 

He came off the base, wtf

 

Oh no