Sydney Sweeney:Making Areolas Great Again

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  1. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I'll catalytic her converter
     
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  2. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    When does the time start counting? Because if it's at penetration I might be in the negative.
     
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  3. Simon Templar

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    Have we used crank shaft yet?
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Something about getting a floor jack
     
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  5. ned's head

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    I'd like to check her emissions
     
  6. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I'd let her replace my left front wheel hub but then she has to do the right one too plus what the fuck, i need new lower assembly arms and both front carriers are bad and holy fuck I got bad rotors too, jesus christ this was supposed to cost $900 what the fuck do you mean $4,500 how can it be $4,500?
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    No one likes a braggart
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    it feels like we are just making up words now
     
  9. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    I would like her to repair my automobile
     
  10. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    I’d let her get my kids puke out of the backseat console AC/heat vents.
     
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  11. Fidelio

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    she's no max verstappen :welpseeyalater:
     
  12. Redav

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    I'd let her hover convert my Delorean
     
  13. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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  14. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    I’d let her change my oil and rotate my tires if the price is right
     
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  15. TheFreak55

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  16. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Maybe crop the shipping label?
     
  17. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  18. Lip

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  19. Gambler

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    Carrying those tits around all day should be a sport.
     
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  20. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Is that a coffee mug of a woman’s torso + a “bong”?
     
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  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    One of the weirdest things about you is you have a Mail subscription to women’s health
     
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  22. LookslikeUofI

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    Sign me up
     
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  23. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La Araña Discoteca
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    I mean he does have a wife
     
  24. AUShyGuy

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    The wife get upset when you motorboat your cup of coffee in the morning?
     
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  25. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I've never wanted to be a coach so badly in all my life.
     
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  26. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Do you really take me for the type that reads......
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    I don't think I'm actually weird thank you
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  27. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  28. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  29. Tug

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    I’d put a rubber duck on that jeep
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Her dancing in the white sundress thing

    :oface:
     
  31. bigred77

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    the guy with the microphone

    :diddydatass:
     
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  32. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Found the twitter account of One Two
     
  33. TheFreak55

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  34. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Amazing one liner
     
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  35. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    good god
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  36. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  37. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Why? What's the joke?
     
  38. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    people say they both have a spot of downs
     
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  39. 1

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    :gross:
     
  40. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    I didn't realize that was the joke, my bad
     
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  41. Lip

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    it’s a well known thing online

    don’t shoot the messenger
     
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  42. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    just a typical SEC couple so...
     
  43. Truman

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  44. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman Well-Known Member

    time for a Hands of Stone rewatch
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  45. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  46. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    I’ve never wanted to be covered in body glitter more in my fucking life
     
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