Sydney Sweeney:Making Areolas Great Again

Tell me you’re an incel without telling me you’re an incel.

 

Sydney reallt betrayed her MAGA roots with the ending of Immaculate

 

I mean, geopolitical wars in the past have been started by worse boobs, I doubt Helen of Troy had boobs like Syndey Sweeney.

 

But she had an ass that wouldn’t quit

 

Sydney in Sydney

 

Wouldn't mind being in Sydney.

 

She could hit my wicket

 

photo 6 is top notch

 

new kink unlocked

 

Holy cow she might be perfect

 

Until you find out the car in question is a restored Killdozer she plans to use to storm The Capitol if Trump loses again.

 

Not to be overly cynical about celeb self promo, but I saw the attractive young lady dabbing paint on shit in clean overalls, not tearing apart a carburetor like Mona Lisa Vito.

 

She has a signature mustang that Ford released that is the same color scheme as her classic mustang. Forgot what she named it.

 

Bro
I don't care if she is really paying people to do all the work, she likes cars

 

She can paint my undercarriage anytime.

 

She can put a potato in my muffler if you know what I'm saying

 

She’s been doing commercials for ford about her vintage Bronco for a couple of years (on tiktok)

 

I thought this was common knowledge. 100% why the haters of "she's just boobs" are tools.

Girls that like cars are the best. Always dated them...accidentally married one that doesn't care about wheels. Le sigh.

 

She’s already restored at least one car and posted about it. Short memories around here

 

I also like boobs and cars.

 

yes - not new news. These slappies are embarrassing

 

hey - shut up

 

You want her to peg you?

 

No kink shaming

 

100%

 

some weird boomers don’t want to get off apparently

 

Settle down, Lip

 

SHE CAN GREASE UP MY PISTONS

 

She can kill my Pistons.

 

SHE CAN SOMETHING SOMETHING DRIVE SHAFT

 

Grease it?

 

I don't know shit about cars

 

I'd have sex with her, if you know what i mean

 

Big fan of single entendres

 

I'll adjust her mirrors, put a sticker on her bumper and put some napkins in her glove box, lol!

 

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat

 

She can check my oil

 

I would stick my penis inside of her gas hole

 

I'd let he refill my blinker fluid.

 

So under 10 seconds then?

 

Get in line bub.

 

10 might be pacing it out a little